#10681: davepoobond -> Poison Ivy

davepoobond: do you like Poison the band

Poison Ivy: no…it’s from the batman series

davepoobond: ohhhh

davepoobond: the one that gives everyone paralyzing poisons

davepoobond: and she’s green

Poison Ivy: it’s my nickname…yea

davepoobond: and all she does is sit on her flower

davepoobond: and tell vines to attack

Poison Ivy: yup…

Poison Ivy: tries to kill batman

davepoobond: that’s pretty sad. batman is the man

davepoobond: he’s got eyebrows on his mask

Poison Ivy: yea…..my ex bf nickname is batman

davepoobond: did he start going out with robin? is that why you broke up

davepoobond: hahaaaaaaaaa

davepoobond: hahaaaaaaaaa that was funny

Poison Ivy: lmao…nah

Poison Ivy: villans and good guys don’t

Poison Ivy: make for good couples

davepoobond: did he go with catwoman then?

davepoobond: that’s the whole basis of that show on WB

davepoobond: y’know

Poison Ivy: beforoe he went out wiuth me he did

Poison Ivy: we have a whole batman goup

davepoobond: ok that’s pretty sad

Poison Ivy: yea

davepoobond: who’s harley

Poison Ivy: my frined rai

davepoobond: does she wear clown makeup and a red tight jumper suit

Poison Ivy: no…for halloween she wanted to..she was the only one that
didn’ dress up

davepoobond: boob

Poison Ivy: ok?

davepoobond: boob poop dood qooq

Poison Ivy: ?

davepoobond: its the same letter but its in different positions yeahhh

Poison Ivy: oic

davepoobond: bpdq

Poison Ivy: wmwm

davepoobond: o0o0

Poison Ivy: hmmm

Poison Ivy: 6969696

davepoobond: l1

Poison Ivy: i can’t think of anymore

davepoobond: i win

davepoobond: hahaaa

Poison Ivy: hehe

Poison Ivy: damn

davepoobond: do you like pearl jam

Poison Ivy: nope

davepoobond: :-X

Poison Ivy: u like em?

davepoobond: yeah

Poison Ivy: cool

Poison Ivy: you liike evanescense ?

davepoobond: yeah

Poison Ivy: cool


#10680: davepoobond -> Beauluver

davepoobond: hey bro

Beauluver: who is this?

davepoobond: death

Beauluver: okay

davepoobond: i’ve come for you

davepoobond: online

Beauluver: im not ur bro

Beauluver: okay ell bye

Beauluver: fuck off

davepoobond: WTF

davepoobond: U CANT DO THAT TO DEATH


Beauluver: bye n*gger!



Beauluver: k

Beauluver: good

Beauluver: bitch

Beauluver: who the fuck are you

davepoobond: i told you

Beauluver: u piece of shit person

davepoobond: DEATH

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: bye bitch

davepoobond: k bye cracker

I get warned to like 80%.

I warn her to 35%.

Beauluver: or im not all white

davepoobond: CRACKA CRACKA

Beauluver: fuck u

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: blacky


Beauluver: k

Beauluver: well who r u

davepoobond: jo mama

Beauluver: i fucking know ur not death

Beauluver: k well i guess its too bad that my momma is dead bitch

davepoobond: i told you i’m death

Beauluver: so what r u coming back from he;;

Beauluver: ll

davepoobond: my name is Dr. Dave

davepoobond: i have my own tv show

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: do u even fucking know me

davepoobond: i’ve been watching you from afar

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: admiring you

davepoobond: in your radiant beauty

Beauluver: r u watching me now

Beauluver: bitch

davepoobond: no

Beauluver: y not?

davepoobond: cause i’m talking to you now

davepoobond: i dont have 4 arms

Beauluver: k why dont you call me

davepoobond: ok

Beauluver: k neither do i

Beauluver: call me

Beauluver wants to directly connect.

Beauluver cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: why do you wanna send me a image

Beauluver: are you black

davepoobond: no

Beauluver: then what are you

davepoobond: as white as mary’s lamb’s fleece

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: k

Beauluver: ashlie u r poopie

davepoobond: eipoop

davepoobond: har har

Beauluver: N*GGER

Beauluver: N*GGER

Beauluver: N*GGER

davepoobond: we’ve been through that already

Beauluver: I HATE N*GGERS

davepoobond: y


Beauluver: BYE

davepoobond: i’m not black


Beauluver signed off at 6:40:11 PM.

5 minutes later…

Beauluver: NGGER


Beauluver: N*GGER*


Beauluver: OKAY





I sign onto a different screen name and IM him.

davepoobond: WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP!!!

davepoobond: BUILD ME UP

davepoobond: BUTTERCUP BABY

davepoobond: JUST TO LET ME DOWN


Beauluver: K

Beauluver: NIG


davepoobond: I NEED YOU


He IMs me again on the original screen name.

Beauluver: SO WHATS UP

Beauluver: AS

davepoobond: wow really

Auto Response From Beauluver: brbLONG AS UR NOT BLACK THEN THATS FINE

Beauluver: no im lying

davepoobond: oh.

davepoobond: is it cause i called you a nut

Beauluver: u r stupid

Beauluver: no is it cuz u dont have n e

davepoobond: n e what

Beauluver: NUTD

Beauluver: Sn

Beauluver: NUTS*******

davepoobond: wow that was good

davepoobond: didnt see that coming

Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

davepoobond: didnt see that coming

Beauluver: i know

davepoobond: racist chicks make me hot, y’know

Beauluver: it sweapt u away

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: whats ur #?

davepoobond: 1-800-take-me-to-funky-town

Beauluver: ya know a a phone number oh wait being a n*gger like u probably dont have one

Beauluver: k i’ll call u

davepoobond: that doesn’t insult me cause i’m not black

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: if someone called me black i’d like murder them

davepoobond: have you heard of the civil rights movement

Beauluver: oh of course not

davepoobond: k just checking

davepoobond: cause i’m learning about that right now

davepoobond: in american history

davepoobond: yeah

Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

davepoobond: y’know, its a class, at school.

davepoobond: a prerequisite for college

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: do you watch hollywood squares?

davepoobond: you should probably update your profile

davepoobond: cause you say you dont hate anyone

davepoobond: do you watch basketball?

davepoobond: you’d probably implode if you did

davepoobond: i suggest staying away from espn too

davepoobond: do you listen to la bouche


#10679: davepoobond -> YoungProphecy189

davepoobond: hey bro

YoungProphecy189: i dont know who this is

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: and that impacts me how

YoungProphecy189: how am i your bro if i dont know you

davepoobond: how are you my bro……if……..?

davepoobond: what does if mean?

davepoobond: you suck

YoungProphecy189: davepoobond (9:22:06 PM): hey bro

YoungProphecy189: how the fuck am i your bro

davepoobond: i ruv you

I get warned to 35%.

I warn him to 10%.

davepoobond: HA U LIKE THAT

YoungProphecy189: STOP BOTHERIN ME


#10678: davepoobond -> Trance N Dent

davepoobond: is it true?

Auto response from Trance N Dent: Blit

Trance N Dent: is what true

davepoobond: that you like cinnamon and gay sex

Trance N Dent: yeah 🙁

davepoobond: that’s appaling

davepoobond: i’ll never forget those nights

davepoobond: i wonder if it was a dream

davepoobond: all night i was screaming

davepoobond: and baby when i get you back

davepoobond: i’ll show you what i’m made of

Trance N Dent: tru whos this?

Trance N Dent: obvious a kid ahaha

Trance N Dent: well I gotta get back to tha game

davepoobond: i wouldn’t be singing boys of summer to you if i were a kid

davepoobond: loser

Auto response from Trance N Dent: Blitday is friday everybody commin up my way trying grub on tha yayo niggas cant say no to this shit it hits like 2 ton brick.


#10677: hat toss -> davepoobond

This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

hat toss: for flash movies do you gotta send the .fla file?

hat toss: to submit one

davepoobond: yeah if you want

hat toss: whats another option?

davepoobond: swf

hat toss: ok

hat toss: are you flash movies uploaded as swf?

davepoobond: yes…

hat toss: alright

hat toss: you put three periods at the end, i guess that means that was a no-brainer question :-\

hat toss: How did you pay for your dot com?

davepoobond: why do you care

hat toss: so i know if i paid for mine a decent way

hat toss: i used a money order

davepoobond: how much did you pay for yours

hat toss: like 5 or 6 bucks

davepoobond: that’s fine

hat toss: www.godaddy.com

hat toss: i REGISTERED it at go daddy, thats not my site

davepoobond: what’s your site then

hat toss: i wouldnt be caught dead registering a url like that

hat toss: that’s confidential, till i get billed

davepoobond: i thought you sent a money order

hat toss: (i dont like people looking at the who-is info)

hat toss: no

hat toss: online form

hat toss: did you use a credit card?

davepoobond: why do you care so much

davepoobond: if you pay for it you pay for it

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: that was good

hat toss: have you played ddr?

davepoobond: dungeons and dragons?

davepoobond: diddy kong racing?

hat toss: dance dance revolution, lol

davepoobond: no

hat toss: do you know what it is?

davepoobond: yes

hat toss: i was in a competition, but this FUCKEN asian dude went right before me and he was like… on fire and i just dropped out

davepoobond: too bad

davepoobond: you could’ve been the ddr king

hat toss: he was wearing some visor upside down and sideways with his right pant leg rolled up… you could clearly see that this kid meant business

hat toss: dont you think that’s pretty intimidating?

davepoobond: sure

hat toss: yeah, considering i wore a wife-beater and jeans

hat toss: whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period

davepoobond: i’ve already got that joke on the site…

hat toss: hahaha, i crack myself up

hat toss: oh

hat toss: shit

hat toss: fuck

hat toss: dammit

hat toss: my bad

hat toss: do you accept racist jokes?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: they’re jokes still

hat toss: ok, whats worse than a mexican and a burrito?

davepoobond: but i put it for both sides so it balances out

hat toss: oh, nevermind lol

hat toss: do you have “surenos” where you live?

davepoobond: no..

hat toss: they’re some mexican gang

hat toss: nobody likes them

hat toss: what about bloods and crips?

davepoobond: i dont know, i dont go out asking what kinds of gangs we’ve got here

hat toss: haha

hat toss: by ‘here’, what do you mean?

hat toss: san diego??? hmm hmm hmm

hat toss: santa cruz????????

hat toss: one of those damn s’s

davepoobond: yeah sure, santa cruz

hat toss: thats pretty groovy

hat toss: i live in a place that’s initials are S.F.

hat toss: it has a bridge…..

hat toss: take a guess

davepoobond: san franco?

hat toss: SO CLOSE!!!

davepoobond: san fuckerslivehere

hat toss: san francISCo

hat toss: you almost had it

hat toss: eh fuck, i’ll give you the plus points anyway

davepoobond: what city is that, i never heard of that place

hat toss: seems that either you or your sister went to alcatraz

davepoobond: since when

hat toss: since you put the story up

davepoobond: exactly, its a story

davepoobond: i didnt actually go

hat toss: oh man

hat toss: my life’s ruined

davepoobond: why do you care so much

hat toss: i dont actualy

davepoobond: surreee ya dont

hat toss: ok fine you got me there….

hat toss: did you take the ferry boat?

hat toss: it’s two story

davepoobond: i dont remember, i wrote it in 9th grade

hat toss: we had one of those last year, i talked about tryign to join a gang

davepoobond: great

hat toss: it wasnt really

hat toss: actualy, it was kinda funny

davepoobond: did they shoot you in the arm

hat toss: no, the heart

hat toss: i joined up with a mexican gang,like actualy got the beating and “acceptance” then about 15 minutes after the free weed, i was like “you do realize that i am not mexican, right?”

hat toss: then their eyes glowed red and they attacked me

hat toss: but it was still worth is

hat toss: it*

hat toss: why does the S and the T gotta be SO GOD DAMN CLOSE?!

hat toss: do you keep those stupid notes?

davepoobond: what?

hat toss: screwed up town

hat toss: the notes

davepoobond: no

hat toss: i see

hat toss: how did you think of that name….. Squackle

davepoobond: jo mama gave it to me

hat toss: how did she think of it?

hat toss: THAT BITCH!!!!!!!

hat toss: Donkmaster is a sell out. I’m gonna make a shrine in his sell out-ednessness honor, make comics about him and humiliate him. Its been about a year since he’s sold out.

hat toss: you never got aroudn to that

davepoobond: so what

hat toss: you should make Blow The Toad and donkmaster fight

hat toss: that would be great

davepoobond: i wouldn’t insult donkmaster like that

hat toss: ey??

hat toss: barqoa: to eat batteries with gratitude

hat toss: tappparv: to mean nothing

hat toss: there, two words just for you


#10615: Hujet25 -> davepoobond

Hujet25: hi

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: do i know you

Hujet25: is this alex?

davepoobond: urr…

davepoobond: no…

Hujet25: oh??

Hujet25: sorry

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

davepoobond: how’d you get my sn

Hujet25: i screwed up when typin it in

Hujet25: sorry

davepoobond: wow

davepoobond: you musta screwed up a lot

davepoobond: what’s that guy’s sn

Obviously, someone fucking around with me, but they didn’t really do a good job of it.


#10614: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

blowthetoad: you do realise that the shit on my site is copyrighted, and you took it without permission, so i guess i could just take your layout withut permission?

blowthetoad: yeah, this is btt

davepoobond: urr?

blowthetoad: i

blowthetoad: am

blowthetoad: blow

blowthetoad: the

blowthetoad: toad

davepoobond: i was talking about the first thing you said

blowthetoad: ooh

blowthetoad: yeah, copyrighted dude……

blowthetoad: and you copyright it yourself…..

blowthetoad: why dont i just take your layout and copyright it?

davepoobond: well that’s different

davepoobond: i said that the pictures were from your site

blowthetoad: and?

blowthetoad: i never gave you permission to use them

blowthetoad: so then that means i can take the squackle layout and give you credit in some hard-to-find subpage?

davepoobond: i’m probably sending you a lotta traffic there pal

blowthetoad: no, actualy

blowthetoad: i have to problem with the dancing movies, they were funny, but it is still a good thing to ask about

davepoobond: and there’s no law against using something copyrighted in your own way as long as you do something original to it. i’m not taking something directly from your web site and putting it up

davepoobond: i’ve read the copyright laws

davepoobond: so don’t be playing this stuff with me

blowthetoad: ok then, i can take the squackle layout and just change the colors around and draw over dacky?

davepoobond: if you wanted to go ahead

davepoobond: but i dont see why

blowthetoad: what about just take the whole entire layout?

blowthetoad: dont tweak with it at all….

davepoobond: what would you need it for, you can make your own layout

blowthetoad: true

davepoobond: its not that great anyway

blowthetoad: no, it isnt

blowthetoad: you should get a new layout with an iFrame so u dont gotta update the menu every single time u add a new thing

davepoobond: i dont already

blowthetoad: eh?

davepoobond: i use SSI read up on it

davepoobond: you cant use it cause you’re on a free server

blowthetoad: haha, not any more buddy

blowthetoad: 😎

blowthetoad: i host myself

davepoobond: well how about that

blowthetoad: with Apache

davepoobond: good JOB

blowthetoad: well, thank you

blowthetoad: how about this, just take the link to my site off squackle, so if people trying to find my site dont end up going to squackle and seeign the shit

davepoobond: ?

blowthetoad: i mean, i got no prob with the flash movies, i dont care, but i dont want people trying to find my site going to yours

blowthetoad: just take off the text “brandonism” from yout site

blowthetoad: cuz my site’s dealing with digital photography, photoshop, blog, etc.

blowthetoad: just a personal art junkie site

blowthetoad: yours is well……

blowthetoad: not exactly in that category

blowthetoad: this way we will be sure to avoid the wrong viewers going to your site

blowthetoad: well…

davepoobond: but that’s not gonna matter..

blowthetoad: cheah

blowthetoad: www.google.com

davepoobond: i have links to casinos in the links

blowthetoad: search for brandonism

blowthetoad: waaaah?

davepoobond: you can only benefit from a link from squackle

davepoobond: i’m not asking for one back

blowthetoad: …im not asking to be linked

blowthetoad: im just asking for my link to be taken off squackle

blowthetoad: so people trying to find my site, dont stumble onto yours

blowthetoad: well come on, be reasonable

davepoobond: ok fine if you want the url taken off, i’ll take the url off then

blowthetoad: oh joy


#10613: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: The Lion King is kind of like Macbeth;

stimpyismyname: not really

stimpyismyname: there was no prophecy for scar

davepoobond: scar not being able to be king

davepoobond: the king having simba as king

davepoobond: and he kills the king

davepoobond: and then the son comes back

davepoobond: “with an army”

davepoobond: and under scar’s rule its a terrible place

stimpyismyname: yeah

stimpyismyname: but no prophecy

stimpyismyname: no witches

davepoobond: cause witches are scary, fool

davepoobond: they have the hyenas instead

stimpyismyname: uh huh

stimpyismyname: but no prophecy

davepoobond: yeah kind of

davepoobond: the baboon

stimpyismyname: he said simba would come back

stimpyismyname: not that he would go away

stimpyismyname: he never even knew simba was alive till hesnifgfed the leaves

davepoobond: so what

davepoobond: same thing

stimpyismyname: no

davepoobond: talking lions is pushing it

davepoobond: they dont need witches

stimpyismyname: riiiight


#10612: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: :-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(:-):-(

davepoobond: are you bored

Auto response from stimpyismyname: I am away from my computer right now.


#10611: davepoobond -> hat toss

This entry is part 3 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

davepoobond: you think you’re so smart

davepoobond: you can’t fool me, yo

hat toss: you said yo

hat toss: no, i dont wanna join Squackle, and no, i do not know Blow The Toad

davepoobond: trying to act like you aren’t blowthetoad, but you are

davepoobond: and i never said anything about you joining squackle

hat toss: how could i be Blow The Toad?

davepoobond: there’s no way in hell that blowthetoad would’ve blocked you

hat toss: well he did

davepoobond: he wouldn’t be annoyed that easily

hat toss: you never know

hat toss: if he is 14 or 15

davepoobond: you stage an IM, because you’re on 2 different sns

hat toss: how

davepoobond: you tell me

hat toss: i cant

davepoobond: sure you can

davepoobond: ever heard of dead AIM

davepoobond: you seem to use it all the time there brandon

hat toss: no i have never heard of dead aim

hat toss: wait

hat toss: i think i have heard of it

davepoobond: NO REALLY

hat toss: and no i am not brandon

davepoobond: young blow brandon the toad

davepoobond: you can’t fool me

hat toss: Hey man, think hat you want

hat toss: i just came accross the site on google cuz my friend Dizeka told me to go there

hat toss: cuz you like pissed him off

davepoobond: dizeka?

hat toss: and to search his name in google

hat toss: yes

hat toss: dizeka

hat toss: type it in

hat toss: right on the top

davepoobond: i didnt even IM him

davepoobond: what are you talkin about

hat toss:

hat toss: “are you potty trained”

davepoobond: yeah i didn’t im him

davepoobond: and guess what

davepoobond: it was a SHE

hat toss: Dizeka isnt a girl man

davepoobond: ok fine

davepoobond: i read the IM now

hat toss:

Syfir: IM dizeka

Syfir: then

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: she left

Syfir: he*

davepoobond: yeah i saw that

hat toss: looks like Syfir corrected you

davepoobond: that’s why i said “ok fine”

hat toss: i get it

davepoobond: ok how am i supposed to know that you’re not blowthetoad

davepoobond: how did i piss him off?

davepoobond: i didn’t even talk to him

hat toss: It doesnt matter to me what you think, i just IMd you to complement your work.

hat toss: he didnt actualy say “pissed me off”

hat toss: more like;

hat toss: “Hey search for my name on the net, some fool tried to mess with me”

hat toss: by tried, i guess he ment Syfir tried to get you to mess with him

davepoobond: heh

hat toss: i dont know

davepoobond: ok, you used complement

davepoobond: that’s kind of a big word for blowthetoad

hat toss: DUde, i’m not Blow The Toad Blower

davepoobond: ok, i’ll believe you for now then

hat toss: OK thats fine

davepoobond: i cant help being cautious, that fool has a million sns he can go on at anytime

hat toss: lmao

davepoobond: he can be on like 3 at the same time

hat toss: I feel your pain

hat toss: i did actualy know one way to be on two sns at a time

hat toss: www.aim.com

hat toss: that aim express

hat toss: but you can tell

hat toss: by hoovering over the name and it only lets them chat

At the time, I was probably thinking it wasn’t him, but its obvious it was.


#10610: blowthetoad -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

Later on, after #10609…

blowthetoad: hey are you on the screen name “HAT TOSS”?

blowthetoad: just be honest

davepoobond: no

blowthetoad: ok

davepoobond: why the hell would i be on that

davepoobond: i’m on this one

blowthetoad: to bother me

blowthetoad: dude, im past the squackle stage

davepoobond: that’s impossible, i’m on this one

blowthetoad: no, it’s possible

davepoobond: how

blowthetoad: how should i know?

davepoobond: i dunno, you’re the one assuming it was me

blowthetoad: im too busy jackin off and looking at squackle

davepoobond: unh hunh


#10609: hat toss -> blowthetoad

This entry is part 1 of 4 in the series Who is "hat toss?"

blowthetoad pretended to be another character named “hat toss.” He pretended to have a conversation with himself to fool me into thinking that he was a different person. These are the series of chat logs regarding the “hat toss” “arc” in blowthetoad’s antics.

hat toss: hey tom

blowthetoad: me=not tom

hat toss: oh shit

blowthetoad: yeah

hat toss: sorry bra

hat toss: i thought you was tom

blowthetoad: well im not

blowthetoad: now bye

hat toss: who says i am leaving?

blowthetoad: ugh, just… go away

hat toss: only if you tell me where tom is

blowthetoad: dude,that’s blackmale

hat toss: so now you’re gay and RACIST?

blowthetoad: no… look up blackmale in the dictionary

hat toss: tom has my dictionary, tell me where tom is and then i will

blowthetoad: dude, eat shit

hat toss: no way you faggot

hat toss: >:o

blowthetoad: uh..

hat toss: yeah

blowthetoad: you think you’re so cool dont you?

blowthetoad: DONT YOU?!

hat toss: i do think i can be pretty groovy at some times

hat toss: if i do say so myself

blowthetoad: ok im done with you

hat toss: but im just starting

blowthetoad: bye

hat toss: AAAH

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#10605: davepoobond -> MorzyMagic

davepoobond: i saw something pretty weird like 20 min. ago

davepoobond: i was at OSH turning in a job application, and i parked next to this ford excursion, and i notice that the door handle is hanging off the door

davepoobond: and then i see this dirty looking guy with a long bear coming out behind a car with a bag, and he looks at me looking at the car i guess

davepoobond: and then he went over to the car, and then he shoved his arm into the hole and opened the door like that and got in

davepoobond: he didnt start the car until i was away though

MorzyMagic: weird

MorzyMagic: hmmm

davepoobond: its obvious he stole it

davepoobond: cause if he could afford an excursion

davepoobond: he could afford pants that weren’t purple

MorzyMagic: hahaha yeha

MorzyMagic: that’s weird

davepoobond: and when i came out of OSH, i saw the car leaving, but i couldnt see the liscence plates

davepoobond: and on the way back i saw at least 10 police cars

davepoobond: realllly weird

MorzyMagic: wow

davepoobond: i was kinda thinking to myself “should i tell the cops”

davepoobond: but i couldnt cause i didnt see the liscense plates…

davepoobond: eh oh well. that’s the adventure of my life

MorzyMagic: haha well what are you gonna do

davepoobond: stay at home and hope it allll goes away…

MorzyMagic: hahaha


#10603: davepoobond -> Blind Bubba

davepoobond: do you know the old crossguard guy in front of st. bedes

davepoobond: st. francis i mean

Blind Bubba: what about him

davepoobond: he got fired

Blind Bubba: lol

Blind Bubba: y?

davepoobond: and he “doesnt know what to do with his time now”

Blind Bubba: hahaha

davepoobond: “undisclosed reasons”

davepoobond: it was in the valley sun

Blind Bubba: hahahaha

Blind Bubba: he was old

davepoobond: 82

davepoobond: he had to “turn in his stop sign”

davepoobond: the stop sign is like a badge to the crossguards

davepoobond: its sad

Blind Bubba: LOL

Blind Bubba: that would be phat if they got to keep it

davepoobond: ha

davepoobond: he got reported cause he cussed

davepoobond: my sister said once he said something like “you stupid idiot, i cant believe you get laid at night!”

davepoobond: when the car didnt stop for him

Blind Bubba: LOL


davepoobond: someone named Mr. Moeran reported him

davepoobond: and the old guy is looking for a job

Blind Bubba: hahahah

Blind Bubba: mr moeran

Blind Bubba: that guy is an asshole

davepoobond: who is that

Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole

davepoobond: teacher?

Blind Bubba: Blind Bubba: dunno but hes an asshole

davepoobond: staff?

davepoobond: ok now i’m just doing it to spite you

davepoobond: anyway

davepoobond: the old guy was kinda stupid

davepoobond: i think he’s gonna work at mcdonalds now

davepoobond: “can i take your god damn order? sorry”