#10680: davepoobond -> Beauluver

davepoobond: hey bro

Beauluver: who is this?

davepoobond: death

Beauluver: okay

davepoobond: i’ve come for you

davepoobond: online

Beauluver: im not ur bro

Beauluver: okay ell bye

Beauluver: fuck off

davepoobond: WTF

davepoobond: U CANT DO THAT TO DEATH

davepoobond: YOU CAN JUST SAY FUCK OFF TO DEATH

Beauluver: bye n*gger!

davepoobond: WHEN YOUR TIME COMES IT COMES

davepoobond: AND RACIST BITCHES GO DOWN FASTER

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: good

Beauluver: bitch

Beauluver: who the fuck are you

davepoobond: i told you

Beauluver: u piece of shit person

davepoobond: DEATH

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: bye bitch

davepoobond: k bye cracker

I get warned to like 80%.

I warn her to 35%.

Beauluver: or im not all white

davepoobond: CRACKA CRACKA

Beauluver: fuck u

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: nigga

Beauluver: blacky

davepoobond: BURN CRACKA CRACKA

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: well who r u

davepoobond: jo mama

Beauluver: i fucking know ur not death

Beauluver: k well i guess its too bad that my momma is dead bitch

davepoobond: i told you i’m death

Beauluver: so what r u coming back from he;;

Beauluver: ll

davepoobond: my name is Dr. Dave

davepoobond: i have my own tv show

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: do u even fucking know me

davepoobond: i’ve been watching you from afar

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: admiring you

davepoobond: in your radiant beauty

Beauluver: r u watching me now

Beauluver: bitch

davepoobond: no

Beauluver: y not?

davepoobond: cause i’m talking to you now

davepoobond: i dont have 4 arms

Beauluver: k why dont you call me

davepoobond: ok

Beauluver: k neither do i

Beauluver: call me

Beauluver wants to directly connect.

Beauluver cancels request; no connection was made.

davepoobond: why do you wanna send me a image

Beauluver: are you black

davepoobond: no

Beauluver: then what are you

davepoobond: as white as mary’s lamb’s fleece

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: k

Beauluver: ashlie u r poopie

davepoobond: eipoop

davepoobond: har har

Beauluver: N*GGER

Beauluver: N*GGER

Beauluver: N*GGER

davepoobond: we’ve been through that already

Beauluver: I HATE N*GGERS

davepoobond: y

Beauluver: CUZ THERE SO BLACK

Beauluver: BYE

davepoobond: i’m not black

Beauluver: I DONT LIKE TALKING TO N*GGERS

Beauluver signed off at 6:40:11 PM.


5 minutes later…

Beauluver: NGGER

davepoobond:

Beauluver: N*GGER*

davepoobond:

Beauluver: OKAY

Beauluver:

Beauluver:

Beauluver:

Beauluver:

I sign onto a different screen name and IM him.

davepoobond: WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP!!!

davepoobond: BUILD ME UP

davepoobond: BUTTERCUP BABY

davepoobond: JUST TO LET ME DOWN

davepoobond: AND MESS ME AROUND AND WORST OF ALL

Beauluver: K

Beauluver: NIG

davepoobond: YOU NEVER CALL BABY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL

davepoobond: I NEED YOU

davepoobond: MORE THAN ANYONE DARLING

He IMs me again on the original screen name.

Beauluver: SO WHATS UP

Beauluver: AS

davepoobond: wow really

Auto Response From Beauluver: brbLONG AS UR NOT BLACK THEN THATS FINE

Beauluver: no im lying

davepoobond: oh.

davepoobond: is it cause i called you a nut

Beauluver: u r stupid

Beauluver: no is it cuz u dont have n e

davepoobond: n e what

Beauluver: NUTD

Beauluver: Sn

Beauluver: NUTS*******

davepoobond: wow that was good

davepoobond: didnt see that coming

Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

davepoobond: didnt see that coming

Beauluver: i know

davepoobond: racist chicks make me hot, y’know

Beauluver: it sweapt u away

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: whats ur #?

davepoobond: 1-800-take-me-to-funky-town

Beauluver: ya know a a phone number oh wait being a n*gger like u probably dont have one

Beauluver: k i’ll call u

davepoobond: that doesn’t insult me cause i’m not black

Beauluver: k

Beauluver: if someone called me black i’d like murder them

davepoobond: have you heard of the civil rights movement

Beauluver: oh of course not

davepoobond: k just checking

davepoobond: cause i’m learning about that right now

davepoobond: in american history

davepoobond: yeah

Beauluver: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

davepoobond: y’know, its a class, at school.

davepoobond: a prerequisite for college

Beauluver: k

davepoobond: do you watch hollywood squares?

davepoobond: you should probably update your profile

davepoobond: cause you say you dont hate anyone

davepoobond: do you watch basketball?

davepoobond: you’d probably implode if you did

davepoobond: i suggest staying away from espn too

davepoobond: do you listen to la bouche

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