Tag Archives: Screwed Up Chronicles

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-26-03

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davepoobond: today’s a day to rejoice. there are 2000 words in the dictionary. do you know how much 2000 is? its…2000!

Holmes: shut up or I’ll take you out like a fat ass in a dodge-ball game

stimpyismyname: go download games at button man games

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Decay Haven (PC) (Rating: 5/10), Ness’ Christmas Journey (Rating: 9/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – blowthetoad

Stupid IMs – ooO HaIey Ooo IM, GLoRiA BabY 907 IM, amanda585345 IM, honky IM

Chat Room Stuff – The Squackle! Chat Room

Jokes – Blonde Jokes

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Homeworkaway, Daves of Our Lives Episode 6

Squackle Quotes – Around School, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 70, Bad Submission 71, Bad Submission 72

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-22-03

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davepoobond: comon people! find your match at the Squackle! Online Dating Service!

stimpyismyname: Learn to Drive, or just download the game. Ha…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – My First Flash, The Scribble Show Episode 1, The Scribble Show Episode 2, The Scribble Show Episode 3, The Scribble Show Episode 4, Kinky Stick Sex 1, Kinky Stick Sex 2

The Screwed Up Games – Arena (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Game Maker Poker (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Missile Wave 2 (PC) (Rating: 9/10)

Squackle Quotes – Mrs. Dolt, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 67, Bad Submission 68, Bad Submission 69

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 8

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-17-03

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davepoobond: welcome to hell….::shrug::

Blind Bubba: “A complicated friendship is the case for any friendship.” (pg.1 Becky Essay)

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle! Online Dating Service

Questionable Content / Movies – davepoobond vs. blowthetoad, great, melt, man, pooman, dumb andy

Stupid IMs – Adman IM 2, urgirl7467 IM, SmarterChild IM 2

The Screwed Up Games – Jetpack Joe (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Dowtown in Crazy Town (PC) (Rating: 8/10), Elfish Wars (PC) (Rating: 0/10), The Snarf Game (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 64, Bad Submission 65, Bad Submission 66

Serious Poems – Jason Ryan Qualls Poems

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-13-03

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davepoobond: radio killed the video star?

Holmes: Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an asshole

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD, The Amazing List of Palindromes

The Screwed Up Games – Slick Spike (PC) (Rating: 7/10)

The Screwed Up Country – USA: College Drinking Out Of Control

The Screwed Up World – The Year Theory

Stupid IMs – jenniferK001 IM, davepoobond IM 16, Automatic Man IM, RAMFREAK IM, SmarterChild IM, davepoobond IM 17

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 4

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 61, Bad Submission 62, Bad Submission 63

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes

Site Updates

UPDATE 2-9-03

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davepoobond: I can’t wait for Power Rangers Ninja Storm! And how about those new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

stimpyismyname: go back to the forums! no one posts anymore

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1800 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new games to download

The Screwed Up Games – Cyclop Force (PC) (Rating: 3/10), Table Top Soccer (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMs – Fajita Bum IM 3, davepoobond IM 4, davepoobond IM 5, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM 2, blondebo177ber69 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Reindeer Show Episode 1, The Ugly Bunch Episode 1, Commercial: Jam Jam Cam

Other Junk – Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 3, Fan Mail 4, Fan Mail 5, Fan Mail 6, Fan Mail 7

The Hate Mail Archive – Hate Mail 1, Hate Mail 2, Hate Mail 3

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 58, Bad Submission 59, Bad Submission 60

Site Updates

UPDATE 1-31-03

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davepoobond: whoops…put this update up a little too soon. eveything should work now

SoyBeans: hhehehe

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1650 words, 40 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Button Man Games – new layout

The Screwed Up Games – Chip Buffington (PC) (Rating: 7/10), The Infiltrator Deathmatch (PC) (Rating: 9.5/10)

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Miss Lionel Richie, Evil Dr. Hawking

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Documentary: Behind The Lyrics – Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets

Poems – The Rain in Bahrain, Oh my god!, The Truth About my Family

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Around School, Ms. Boms, davepoobond

Songs – Popeye Songs, The Midget Song, Jingle Bells Songs

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other Junk – Interesting Facts

Site Updates

UPDATE 1-03-03

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davepoobond: whoohoo first update of the new year….::fart:: ‘scuse me…i got too excited

elmoisfurry: ::flicks you off::

Blind Bubba: bum

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1450 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Christmas Crunch (PC)

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 19, nicole3894 IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 4

Downloads / Games and Fun Thingys

Squackle Quiz – Quiz Questions 46+

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 43, Bad Submission 44, Bad Submission 45

Squackle Quotes – davepoobond, Around School, TV, Mr. P-yooson, Ms. Boms, Misc. Quotes, Movies, Radio, Holmes, Blind Bubba, Mrs. Price Check, Mrs. Dolt, Boxtop11, ZEN, Books

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UPDATE 12-04-02

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davepoobond: i got this file that was supposed to be metallica covering pearl jam – jeremy. but its just 3 guys being idiots and singing the whole thing with the actual song. but i like it!

Holmes: There are three types of people in this world…those who can count, and those who can’t

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1410 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– Anti-Blue Jay Campaign, Oatmeal, Ducks As Food???, The Heaven and Hell Theory, The Cheetoes Conspiracy, The “lol” Theory

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 7, Tiffanygirl 0108 IM, elmoisfurry IM 14

Questionable Content / QC Characters – Egg Head King of the Yolk Folk, Hillman The Marvelous, K

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Movies, davepoobond, elmoisfurry, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Around School, Mr. P-yooson, Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Assicons

Site Updates

UPDATE 11-25-02

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davepoobond: help us out and visit our sponsors at the bottom of the page once in a while.

elmoisfurry: who cares? who cares?

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 1390 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – The Pump Girls Episode 4, The Pump Girls Episode 5, The Pump Girls Episode 6, The Pump Girls Episode 7, The Pump Girls Episode 8

Jokes – Quicky Jokes

Stupid IMs – OooO HaiIeY OooO IM, Fajita Bum IM 2, ooO MaDeLiNe Ooo IM

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Around School, TV

The Screwed Up Town – Hot Pix (this was on a computer, and it’ll be shown like how it was)

Site Updates

UPDATE 11-13-02

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davepoobond: yeah, finally after 3 years, we have www.squackle.com. I hope you use it with pride.

elmoisfurry: ::flicks dave off::

stuff updated/put up:

Register at the Squackle! Bulletin Board – come here and post…now…

Dictionary – 1370 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMs – Emma-Lou IM, FrogInBlender IM, Flamable Lector IM

Poems – Limericks

The Screwed Up Games – The Sims Online (PC) (Rating: 4/10), Star Fox (N64) Gripe, Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete (Rating: 10/10)

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Squackle Quotes – elmoisfurry, The Internet, Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Ms. Signs, Movies, TV, Radio

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-30-02

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stimpyismyname: as a society have we culturally progressed since the 1920s?

davepoobond: not much up today, but i’m making a whole new section to go into Screwed Up People, so its taking a while. In the meantime, checkout these sections:

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 995 words, 5 new

Squackle Broadcasting Company

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Games

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-24-02

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Blind Bubba: n00bs suk

Ghost5050: erm o nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore i am perfect

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 990 words, 5 new

Stories – Mitosis Story – a first hand account of being a chromosome in mitosis…

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 5

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Games

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-16-02

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davepoobond: oh there’s no place like home for farting

Ghost5050: fart ahaha

stuff updated/put up:

Stupid IMs – Adman IM, LoRiE 1445 IM, Blind Bubba IM 4

The Screwed Up World – The G8 Summit Meeting: The Truth Behind the Closed Doors

Movies – Dodo – a penguin…

Dictionary – 980 words, 5 new