Stories – Who Wants a Grilled Cheese Sandwich? – Grilled cheese sandwiches are dangerous.
Stories – Capitalistic Tyranny – a short story about the future.
davepoobond: Hi. It has been yet another month since an update has happened…ummm….I don’t know what to say…I think I had something to say, but I forgot.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Tsenn IM 4, FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE IM, gUnsNRoses IM, Ghost5050 IM 3, Tsenn IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 8
Questionable Content / QC Comics – This Cartoon Is Stupid, Blam Guy, rab.z
Downloads / Games and Fun Thingys – Virtual Dacky
Stories – Wally 2: Wally’s Orgy – This is the Wally 2 story for Dave’s Profantiy Patch.
Songs – DuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics, Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics, The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics
Pictures – Dave Forgot to Update Squackle!, Adobe Forever, Space Bunny, Bushy Bush, I’m Vince, BUNNY, You Are a Fag, Poop Man, Mystery Inc., Pirate Day
davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.
and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.
I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.
stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – Serori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3
The Screwed Up Country – Rose gardens
The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)
Questionable Content / QC Comics – Evolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners
Pictures – Saddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship
Stories – Applications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150
davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues. There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again. this is new
stuff updated/put up last update:
Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – DemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2
Fairy Tales (new section) – Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?
Questionable Content / QC Comics – The Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5
Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141
davepoobond: sorry for such a late update. I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.
stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – DemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2
Fairy Tales (new section) – Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?
Questionable Content / QC Comics – The Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5
Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141
davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.
On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Squackle Arcade – Crappy Blackjack
Songs – Let There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC
The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)
Questionable Content / QC Characters – Fantomaster
Stories – Godzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage
Stupid IMs – AKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126
davepoobond: post on the bulletin board. There’s finally 3000 words in the dictionary (hooray)
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 3000 words, 150 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – davepoobond IM 19, fartsinajar IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 33, Automatic Man IM 3, Berrybud IM 9, justthe2ofus1994 IM
Stories – The Outrageous Shark – a story about a shark…made in 1998, in 6th grade, The Case of the Missing Coat of Arms – a stupid mystery solved in 3 paragraphs. Made in 1997, in 6th grade, Time Warp – Ed from “Good Burger” goes through time or something…made in 6th grade.
Pictures – I’m your numma one fan, I live next door, Rawr
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Special Discount
The Screwed Up Country – USA: The California Recall
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 112, Bad Submission 113, Bad Submission 114, Bad Submission 115, Bad Submission 116, Bad Submission 117
davepoobond: Squackle.com – the only place that actually supports Gallagher (the “comedian” that smashes watermelons) for California governer.
stimpyismyname: hooray for squackle. join the squackle army
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 2850 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD
The Screwed Up TV – Chalk Zone: For the Stoner Kid, Real World? More Like Real CRAP
The Screwed Up Country – USA: Bush spends 87 billion dollars, saying its necessary, USA: The Columbia – NASA’s ticket to Re-recognization, USA: The Power In Schools, USA: Why Teachers Are Paid So Little, USA: The Drug “Education” Theory
The Screwed Up Music – Album: Rock On 1992
Stupid IMs – Stupid Andy IM, Stupid Andy IM 2, megangirl1221 IM
Stories – Sniper Problems… (a picture added…hooray)
Squackle! Advertisement Gallery – Squackle! Advertisement 6, Squackle! Banner 3, Squackle! Advertisement 7
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 106, Bad Submission 107, Bad Submission 108, Bad Submission 109, Bad Submission 110, Bad Submission 111
davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…
stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Fatman
The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble
The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)
Stupid IMs – collegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM
Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes
Stupid Health Stories – Ken’s Muscles
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87
davepoobond: I’m blue da ba dee ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba die….I’M BLUE
Nose: I’m off finding forrester
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1610 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 26, SEAN IM, fartsinajar IM 2
Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: The Jester Guild Union, Commercial: Anti-Anxiety – The Control for Anxiety
Stories – ***SeX eDuCaTiOn*** – Little Johnny gets some education, Natural Selection – natural selection is so crazy, Hannah Is a Palindrome – (as told by dave) a girl who has a name like a palindrome is retarded, The Number Story – a story with numbers…
Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes, Boxtop11, Video Games
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 55, Bad Submission 56, Bad Submission 57
davepoobond: 2 more days till Squackle!’s birthday…go to the Bulletin Board! It reopened…
elmoisfurry: shove it
stuff updated/put up:
Bulletin Board – go nowwww
Dictionary – 1330 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Squackle Quotes – TV, Radio, Movies, davepoobond, Misc. Quotes
Other Junk – Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name, Find Your Star Wars Name
Stories – The Rabbit Who Pooped On Everyone
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 28, Bad Submission 29, Bad Submission 30
SoyBeans: you have weird friends.. lol
BALTAUR SAMA: Squack Squack?
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1260 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – jennyjazz18 IM, davepoobond IM 3, elmoisfurry IM 8, katie 889911 IM
Other Junk – Find Your Porn-Star Name
The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 16, Bad Submission 17, Bad Submission 18
Stupid Health Stories – Jim Is Tall and Thin, Carol’s Fat, Jan’s a Bulimic
stimpyismyname: previas kick ass
davepoobond: hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
stuff updated/put up:
Dictionary – 1250 words, 10 new. SUBMIT A WORD
Stupid IMs – TheRock316 IM, PACO THUG IM 2, hollywoodhunny IM, yoyo IM
Stupid Health Stories – Hang Onto Each Other, Lesson For Life, Sean’s Breakfast