Q: Why do cats sing in back alleys?
A: Well, that’s shoe-business!
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Yes or No: have you barfed on your shoe?
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“Better on the floor, than in my shoe”
– davepoobond
Quote #16137
“I like your shirt. the gray one w/the maroon and white stripes. You have cool shoes”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #15685
“Their feet were so tired even the tongues of their shoes were panting”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15424
“Blah blah blah, you sell shoes!”
– from the Radio
Quote #15188
“no one doodies in Al Bundy’s bowling shoes and lives!”
– Married…With Children
Quote #13392
“you can always tell when it is raining–the little squeegies!”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #12916
Did you hear about the shoe who went to see his doctor? Seems he wanted to be heeled.
Joke #12876
“Would you wear alligator shoes?”
“Nope. I never wear used clothing.”
Joke #12701
With the cost of jogging sneakers as high as it is now, I know what people mean when they talk about running in debt.
You Know You’re Getting Fat When…
Being a little overweight is okay. But you know you’re really getting fat when…
– your son plays cowboys and asks if he can use your belt as a lasso.
– your refrigerator handle wears out from overuse
– the shocks in your car wear out twice as fast as other people’s shocks.
– you sit on a metal bar stool and it becomes a metal foot stool when you get up.
– you stand in a room all alone and feel crowded.
– you have to walk through doors sideways.
– you stand on a curb and your stomach blocks traffic.
– you have to use a mirror in order to see your shoes.
– you drop money and don’t bother to bend over and pick it up unless it’s more than a quarter.
– you go for a stroll and the sidewalk creaks.
Joke #12610
The reporter was interviewing the seven-foot-tall basketball player for his newspaper. He asked, “What is the hardest thing you have to do each day?”
The basketball star replied, “I guess it’s tying my shoes.”
Joke #12557
COBBLER TO CUSTOMER: “I can tell you why my soles don’t wear as well as they used to. It’s because these days all the good leather goes into steaks.”
Joke #12329
TRAFFIC OFFICER: “Ma’am, what gear were you in when you had the accident?”
LADY: “I was wearing a green blouse, a white skirt and blue shoes.”