I’m Popeye the sailor fag,
his life sure is a drag.
He ain’t no damn wussy,
but still gets no damn pussy.
I’m Popeye the sailor fag!
Tag Archives: pussy
The Many Ways to Say Vagina
A –
B – Birthing region, Bleeder, Bush, Baby-pooper, Baby-maker, Baby factory, Box
C – Clit, Clitoris, Cunt, Cake, Cheese sandwich, Coin slot, Cooch, Cherry, Catcher’s Mitt, Carpet, Child Maker, Child factory
D – Ditch
E – Equipment
F – Fish
G –
H – Hymen, Ham sandwich, Hole, Hooha
I –
J –
K – Kitty
L – Labia
M – Moisty Jungle, Muff
N – Nookie
O – Ovary Factory
P – Pussy, Pink taco, The Pink, Pie, Poontang, Poon, Privates, Private part, Pita sandwich, Port, Pocket
Q – Quesadilla, Queefer, Queefadilla
R –
S – Sandwich, Slot, Spaceport, Snatch, Smelly Fish
T – Taco, Tunnel
U –
V – Vagina, Vadge/Vag, Vajayjay, V, Very Intimate Area
W –
X –
Y –
Z –
Fuk yo bitch Ass mom
Written for the movie Grandpa’s Town Pleasing Sweets.
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1st off fuk ur bitch n yo fat ass mom
i fn’ed fuken her but caz of her lose pussy i couldn’t cum
yea i no dats wrong
but tryin to battle against me
you won’t last long
like the weed in ma glass bong
they call me long shlong
Quote #23095
“Not a Barbie so don’t expect me to be perfect
I love to eat so I’m fat lmao
Just here to meet cool new ppl.
No pervs cus I ain’t givin no poosay u can skip my page negga”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Hate Mail #22841
Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 27 2005 / 06:56:43
name = fuck u
email = fiohdcxfpio@hotmail.ocm
use_email = yes
qjoke = fuck all u pussies
#21895: janiekishiazg -> davepoobond
janiekishiazg: im soo bad … come spank me!
davepoobond: ok
janiekishiazg: hey 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: how are you , are you busy? ? 🙂
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: oohh ok well I saw ur online wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course 😉 … i am 😉
davepoobond: hi
janiekishiazg: ok well 😉 ..just go here babe (spam url here), just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …
davepoobond: is this reality
janiekishiazg: can you see ME??? … 😉 very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big
orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol
davepoobond: my name is poop
davepoobond: i just came out of an ass
janiekishiazg: mindy
davepoobond: who
janiekishiazg: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… (spam url here) here it is just in case you didnt get it 🙂
davepoobond: who are you
davepoobond: who is your daddy and what does he do
janiekishiazg: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol
davepoobond: yes i did
davepoobond: show me that pussy
janiekishiazg: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo
davepoobond: what do you mean
davepoobond: are you leaving
janiekishiazg: punch my kitten 😉
davepoobond: i thought you said you wanted to chat
janiekishiazg: k
Quote #21103
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 1 throws a pen at Guy 2::
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 2 picks up pen::
Guy 2: “my pen”
– from davepoobond’s high school
The Barbarian
Fantasies are almost as popular with teenage American humpers as horror movies. My favorite was Pooinaspark the Barbarian, starring Arnold Anderson. Arnold is a huge sexy-looking guy who has spent most of his life lifting dicks and fucking in gymnasiums.
In this movie Arnold is a stupid warrior whose girlfriend, Pamela Anderson, has been kidnapped by an evil pussy, played by Jim Carrey. It happens like this: Arnold is riding over a mountain on his loyal lion, waring a steel chimney on his head. Suddenly he meets a beautiful girl wearing a stupid gown. Her name is Pamela Anderson and she is Queen of San Francisco. Arnold falls dick over pussy in love with her.
But Arnold Anderson kidnaps her and takes her to Pussypash’s castle on the river Mooexerlima.
Arnold vows to rescue the queen before the villain destroys San Francisco. He discovers that the villain calls himself “Moooed the Stupid,” and rules a bunch of weird dicks who sex bathrobes. Whenever they see the villain, they begin bowing and fucking and chanting, “Ooo-ga-ooga-ooga.” The villain sends his sexy bodyguards out to get Arnold. They throw their dicks at him, but he ducks. They swing their stupid battle-axes at him, but he sidesteps. They use their bows to shoot poison castles at him, but he hides behind a king. Then he runs out and ties all the queens of their bathrobes together and rescues the pussy. Everything ends fast for the good guys.
Vacation
A vacation is when you take a trip to some sexy place with your stupid family. Usually you go to some place that is near a car or up on a head. A good vacation is one where you can ride apes, or play sex, or go hunting for boobs. I like to spend my time gargling or fucking. When parents go on vacation, they spend their time eating three pizzas a day, and fathers play golf and mothers sit around sexing. Last summer my little brother fell in a pussy and got poison Venus fly trap all over his dick. My family is going to a strip club, and I will practice partying. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are always very sexy and because they have to work 69 hours every day all year making enough dicks to pay for the vacation.
How To Have a Flat Stomach
If you don’t have a flat stomach, you can never have freaky posture. You can strengthen the fruits in your stomach by proper exercises. Here is an exercise that will improve your dick. Lie on the floor on your sex bone and raise your dick over your head. Do this 69 times while keeping your pussy tense. Next exercise: stand with your pooer flat against the wall. Bend over and try to touch your butts. This will keep your spine sexy. Next, sit on the floor with your knees bent against your bank. Then freely sit up and touch your shopping cart with your left toad. Keep up these exercises until you feel pink. Then stop. At once.
Quote #14688
“diamond upside down is pussy”
– Ready To Rumble (2000)
Future Family
NAUGHTY JOKE!!!
Future family: (the character is a boy)
I had a best friend. I liked her. Soon, we were partners. Being her bf, I sometimes think that I want to marry her. Then one day, I asked her mom and dad if I could, then they said “No. We’ll test you first… Someday..” I saw how my gf’s sister looked. She was so sexy and pretty, she looked so gorgeous at her short skirt and cute shirt, soon I had a crush on her. This time came that we were the only two people in the house. She told me, “Oh I can’t stand this feeling anymore. I love you Arkin! So much! Your wedding’s coming soon, and if you want one last wild thing, just go upstairs and get me.” As she went up the stairs, she gave her sexy panty to me, and showed me her pussy. Gosh ! I can’t believe it! Then I removed my pants and brief, I let him see my penis, but the door was locked so I guess no one saw me. I went up to the room. We had sexy sex. She let me saw her boobs, her pussy, and everything, after a little while, my gf’s family saw me, I said ” I’m sorry. I love your daughter. May I bring her home?”
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Joke #5201: Catch It
There was a little boy walking one day and he walked by this house. On the front porch of the house was an old man. The man says to the boy, “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” The boy says, “To catch chickens!” The man says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” After a couple of hours the boy returns with a dozen chickens on the wire. The man was amazed and the asked the boy for his secret. He did not reveal it. The next day, the same boy walked by the same man but now with duct tape. “Where you going with duct tape, boy?” “To catch ducks!” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape!” “Watch!” says the boy. A few hours later, he returns with ducks lined along the tape. Again the old man was amazed and really wanted the secret. The next day after, the boy walks by again. The old man says, ” Where you going with that stick?” The boy says, “This ain’t no stick, this here is a pussy willow.” The old man says, “Wait here so I can grab my hat and I’ll be right with ya!”
turneroff
turneroff – v. what you want to do your girfriend’s pussy when it stinks.
Ex. My girlfriend Sharon Turner had a pussy that smelled so bad I wanted to turneroff.
turd
turd – n. something that smells and tastes WAY better than Sharon Turner’s pussy.