Joke #5201: Catch It

There was a little boy walking one day and he walked by this house. On the front porch of the house was an old man. The man says to the boy, “Where are you going with that chicken wire?” The boy says, “To catch chickens!” The man says, “You can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!” After a couple of hours the boy returns with a dozen chickens on the wire. The man was amazed and the asked the boy for his secret. He did not reveal it. The next day, the same boy walked by the same man but now with duct tape. “Where you going with duct tape, boy?” “To catch ducks!” “You can’t catch ducks with duct tape!” “Watch!” says the boy. A few hours later, he returns with ducks lined along the tape. Again the old man was amazed and really wanted the secret. The next day after, the boy walks by again. The old man says, ” Where you going with that stick?” The boy says, “This ain’t no stick, this here is a pussy willow.” The old man says, “Wait here so I can grab my hat and I’ll be right with ya!”

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