A blonde gets a ice fishing pole for Christmas, so she goes out to try it. She drills the hole and puts the line in and waits.
Someone says that there’s no fish there. So she moves and does the same thing, with the same answer, after many tries the blonde finally looks around and finds a man looking very frustrated watching her.
She asks “How do you know that there are no fish here?”
“Because,” the man says, “this is a Hockey rink and second you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
In response to https://squackle.com/22014/screwed-up-chronicles/knights-of-mayhem-tv-show-review/
Someone had shared the post with their friend “Ron” and he had sent this back as a response to me…
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From: Ron
Subject: Re: [Shared Post] Knights of Mayhem (TV Show) Review
I’m willing to bet that the guy that wrote this is a un-muscled, non-competative type that has never risked anything other than his opinion, his verbal diaria, or his know-it-all attitude all his life. So men who climb mountains, run rapids, play footbal for free, jump horses, ride in Rodio’s must all be
losers in this guys book. Guess we must add hockey players to the mix. Some men love challenge. If I was still the man I used to be, I’d jump at the chance to do this, just to be able to sit at a table with the kind of men that have the kind of balls to try and do it. That’s whats clearly missing
in the man that wrote the critique. Ron
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Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Answer the next 10 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.
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Total up how many of each Introvert and Extrovert answers you’ve selected.
If you’ve chosen more answers that are marked as Introvert, then you’re a loner. Get some friends. Or play volleyball.
If you selected more answers that are marked as Extrovert, then you’re an asshole. You might want to keep yourself a little contained, you try-hard.
If you chose more of the third answer in this quiz, then you are either extremely lame or really really crazy.
Q: What does a dentist on a hockey team specialize in?
A: Puck teeth.
Q: Where do hockey players stay in New York?
A: Empire Skate Building
“the hockey player drinks orange juice”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Did you hear about the loony athlete? He drowned trying to play ice hockey on Lake Ontario… in August!
I feel as out of place as a hockey player in the Sahara Desert.
Two gals were in a restaurant when one said, “How was your date with that hockey player last night?”
The other gasped, “It was for the birds. I won’t say he was ugly, but his hockey mask looked better than he did.”
Financial security to a dentist is being named the team dentist of an N.H.L. hockey team.
Two men start a conversation at a baseball game. The first says, “My favorite sport is football. What’s yours?”
The other fellow replies, “I think hockey is great. I’m a dentist!”
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear with an ice hockey player?
A: I don’t know, but when it wants to score a goal, no one tries to stop it.
Strike Three – by U.R. Out
Last-Inning Cliffhangers – by D. Bases, R. Loaded
Last-Second Touchdown – by Justin Time
Interception – by E. Bluitt
The Referee Is Always Right – by R.U. Nuts
Sports Medicine – by Frank N. Stein
The Washington Redskins – by T.P. Dweller
Great Basketball Plays – by Jim Shoes
Improve Your Foul Shooting – by Mr. Completely
Basketball Bloopers – by Dub L. Dribble
Calisthenics – by Stan Dupp and Neil Down
Skateboard Hotdogging – by Frank Furter
Ice Hockey for Beginners – by I.M. Freezin
Hockey Plays – by I.C. Tose
Bowling Strikes – by M.T. Lane
Boxing Knockouts – by Seymour Stars
Q: Who has played for every hockey team in the National Hockey League?
A: The organist at Madison Square Garden.