Q: What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A: The polar bear.
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22116
Sung to Row Row Row Your Boat.
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Row, row, row your boat
Gently down a stream,
Throw a barney overboard and listen to him scream,
Five days later chewin on his underwear,
Wish he had another pair,
Five days later eaten by a polar bear
And that’s how Barney died.
Joke #21203: Not a Very Good Polar Bear Joke
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a large orange juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . on the rocks.”
The bartender served the juice and said, “Here it is, but why the big pause?”
“I don’t know,” the polar bear replied. “I’ve always had them.”
Joke #13050
I feel as uncomfortable as a polar bear under a sun lamp.
ogla
ogla – n. a polar bear in Death Valley
Joke #12123
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear with an ice hockey player?
A: I don’t know, but when it wants to score a goal, no one tries to stop it.
Joke #11903
Q: What does a polar bear operator say?
A: “Glad I cold help you. Have an ice day!”
jifirgo
jifirgo – n. a sprinting polar bear
Polar Bears farts smell like…
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ansolabehere
ansolabehere – n. a polar bear that eats ice cream