fartiac arrest – n. a medical condition in which you get a heart attack from farting
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Joke #24430
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it’s their own fault for not having windows.
rellevse
rellevse – n. a rip in the material of your bed sheets. Can also apply to a fart you make underneath your bed sheets.
indamoose
indamoose – n. a smoke alarm that can be set off by farts.
You Give Stink a Bad Name
Parody of Bon Jovi – You Give Love a Bad Name
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C’mon, be honest…it stinks, doesn’t it?
Angel hair pasta is what I smell
I promised you noodles but just gave you shells..
Grains of corn and Cream Of Wheat
Are racking your body and trying to break free..
Oh..
You’re a loaded gun..
Oh..
There’s nowhere to run,
Gas-X can’t save you-
The damage is done..
I smell a fart, and you’re to blame
You give stink a bad name… (damn shame)
You eat Pop Tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)
I’m turning pink..
Oh..
Pepto-Bismol on your lips
Beanos fall from your fingertips..
Boston cream & apple pie,
Your very first rip
Blew a whole through your thigh..
Oh..
Youre a loaded gun..
Oh..
Theres nowhere to run-
Maalox can’t save you
The damage is done..
I smell a fart,and you’re to blame hurlin’
You give stink a bad name.. (damn shame)
You eat pop tarts
And then you aim my way
You give stink a bad name… (bad name)
Oh you give stink….
A bad name.
A Monkey When Pouring My Tea
A monkey when pouring my tea
asked “do you fart when you pee?”
i replied with some wit
“do you burp when you shit?”
and i think that was one up to me
Quote #21794
“stick that up ya pipe and smoke it, itll smell… like… a… FFAAARRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!! AiAiAiAiAi!!!”
– special fart
Quote #21793
“PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT… aaaa…”
– special fart
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21792
Mary had a little lamb
One day it ate a dart
The lamb wasn’t harmed
Until it had to fart.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21791
Mary had a little lamb
Until she farted on it!
Quote #21790
“ha ha… I made a fart!”
– special fart
Funny Search Terms
Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms. They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world. Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle. Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”
Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:
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how to say huge ass in a fancy way
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Quote #21256
“OKay umm there is a diffrence between being irrattating and being annoying
i believe are more on the irrattatting side and anyways who idea was it about the fart thing?? (( frankly i think shes full of shit dont listen to my Char she can be a real bitch at times he he then again she is under my control ::evil cackles then turns smacking her character::))”
– Rose Andreana
Quote #21087
BlindBubba: “Did someone just cut-it?”
davepoobond: “I think so. I can smell it already.”
– from davepoobond’s high school