Q: What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie
“I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!”
“Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.”
“Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room.”
“Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!”
“Y’know, Badlands Pete… a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you ‘n’ me… what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?”
“Let’s see… hardtack and pemmican… that’s three grams of fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches.”
“You ‘n’ Slim round up them strays, and I’ll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue.”
“That’s him! That’s the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!”
“He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration.”
“Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?”
“It’s like I keep tellin’ ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge.”
“HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! …Okay, now a little to the left…..Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!”
Quote #16977
“They’re going to purify the soil by spreading stinky manure over it…not very pure if you ask me”
– davepoobond
Quote #16800
Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”
“To my dirt bike, im 19 cmon, now”
– from the internet
Joke #13315
Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: A pig fell in the mud.
Joke #12794
You can always recognize a gossip at a beauty parlor. She’s the lady with a face full of mud and an ear full of dirt.
Joke #12783
Did you hear about the two kids whose room was so dirty that their roaches moved to a better neighborhood?
Joke #12525
You can’t win in the construction business today. No matter how fast you shovel dirt, you still end up losing ground.
land
land – n. something that proves dirt isn’t cheap
Joke #11466
Q: What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.
Joke #11416
Sister: Uh-oh. Dad’s really going to be mad when he sees the big hole you dug in the front yard. What are you going to do with all that dirt?
Brother: Don’t worry about it. I’m going to dig another big hole and bury it all!
dirsty
dirsty – adj. thirsty and dirty
kyuregyan
kyuregyan – v. to find a 1978 Cutlass Supreme buried in the dirt
vilppu
vilppu – n. an exploding clod of dirt
terraloy
terraloy – n. a metal alloy made with dirt