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Joke #13794
Q: Why did the silly boy think that every day was Christmas in Hollywood?
A: Because it’s called Tinsel Town.
Joke #13785
Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Joke #13763
Q: Why does Santa give coal to bad boys and girls?
A: Oil is too expensive!
Joke #13735
Q: What do you ask a boy skating on thin ice?
A: “Can you swim?”
Joke #12900
It’s very confusing nowadays to see boys looking like girls, with the long hair and pocketbooks and even earrings. I was sitting in a restaurant when a girl came in and turned to the person at the next table and said, “Isn’t it awful how boys look like girls these days?”
“That’s my son,” she said, pointing to the girl.
“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were the mother.”
“I’m not,” the answer came indignantly. “I’m the father!”
Joke #11935
A kid selling newspapers on a busy corner in New York City was yelling, “Read all about it — 29 people swindled!”
A man stopped and bought a newspaper from him.
After reading the headline, he said, “Hey, there’s nothing in here about 29 people being swindled.”
“Read all about it –,” shouted the newsboy. “30 people swindled!”
Joke #11479
Walter: Did you know that boys are smarter than girls?
Alison: No. I never knew that.
Walter: See what I mean?
Joke #11474
Barbara: Did you hear about the boy who keeps going around saying no?
Nick: No.
But the Boy Died That Night…
The Name Of My Poop Is George. He Is a Male
that’s the reason that i came here to dine
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A DELICIOUS ODOR
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i wantheo warmn my hands upon your poo
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Children’s Books that Didn’t Make the Cut
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8. All Cats Go to Hell
9. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
10. Some Kittens Can Fly
11. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
12. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
13. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
14. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Top 15 Reasons for Being Fired from Toys ‘R Us
15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.
14. Every time you’re passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to “end it all.”
13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
12. Numerous parental complaints about your “Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy” display.
11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they’re the new “Jerry Springer” edition.
9. The “My Little Taxidermy Kit” (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to “nostrils” of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.
4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes’ hands and telling them it was “homemade Gack.”
3. Your sales display, “Barbie’s Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu” was not exactly an overwhelming success.
2. Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
1. Regardless of the question, you answer, “Bite me, kid — I’m on break.”
Joke #5401
Q: How do you make a 10 year old boy cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear
Joke #5261: Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school; usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?”
When Mary did not stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, “Very good.” and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior,” but, Mary did not even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”
The Teacher fainted.