Materials: tornado, long rectangular pieces of metal
# of Players: 1 or more
What You Do:
1. Stand on a piece of metal like a surfboard.
2. Wait until a tornado comes.
3. When a tornado comes, allow yourself to get sucked into it, and make sure you have your piece of metal with you.
4. Ride the piece of metal up and down in the tornado until it drops you somewhere.
5. You can’t win this game but it’s really fun.
Boundaries: The tornado
Materials: Stick(s) Plastic bag with somthing nobody wants (one for each player)
# of Players: As many as you want
What You Do:
1. Divide players into 2 equal teams (if any are left they can be extras so if someone gets beat up too badly).
2. Put the thing nobody want’s in a bag(s).
3. Put the Thing nobody wants on the ground.
4. Count to three then start whacking the thing with the stick.
5. You can have one guy from your team go and start humping the other players on the other team.
The team who breaks all their things first wins.
Boundaries: none
Materials: 2×4 Wood, Small Paint Can (or anything that shape), anything you want to fly in the air, XXL Mens Shirt.
# of Players: 2 or more
What You Do:
1. Set the 2×4 over the paint can, if you saw the movie ‘Home Alone’, when Kevin sets out the wood over the paint can, and then Harry jumps on one end, and Marve jumps on the other, and then ‘BYE, BYE, Harry”. That’s exactly what you’re going to do, but not like that.
2. You need to set an item on there, like a tomato, orange, apple, spoon, pencil, stick, etc… then one person stomps on the other end that the item is on, and your other friend tries to see where the item is going to land.
3. Your friend is wearing the XXL Mens shirt. He/She needs to catch the item before it hits the ground. A good item to use is a water baloon…(But don’t use water…)
Boundaries: none
Chicken Soup Bowling (202.4 KiB, 2,480 hits)
Chicken Soup Bowling from Squackle Sports Arena. Made by someone we don't know.
Materials needed: bowling pins, large amounts of bowls of chicken soup
# of players: 1 or more
What you do:
1. the scoring is just like bowling, I don’t know how it is, so I can’t tell you how it is
2. take the chicken soup, and bowl it at the bowling pins
3. everytime you take a bowl at the bowling pins, you have to get a new bowl
4. after knocking down all the pins, put them back up and do it again.
Boundaries: The bowling alley, you must stay behind the bowling line to bowl, if you don’t you are disqualified from that throw
Download the computer game version of Chicken Soup Bowling here:
Chicken Soup Bowling (202.4 KiB, 2,480 hits)
Chicken Soup Bowling from Squackle Sports Arena. Made by someone we don't know.
Materials: Kleenex boxes (1 is enough), tape
# of Players: 1
What You Do:
1. Take the Kleenex out of the Kleenex box, one by one and put tape on it, so that one end of the tape is hanging off the Kleenex
2. Put the Kleenex on the ceiling, walls and oors or whatever.
3. Lie down on whatever and look at the Kleenex
4. Optional: If you have supernatural powers or something like that (matches are fine), you can set fire to all the Kleenex and watch them burn. Its more interesting, but be careful, you may burn some stuff you didn’t want burned, burned. If you actually do this, this is what we have to say about you: “ha.” Oh, and another thing…don’t mention anything about reading it here. Didn’t think a game called “Look at the Kleenex” could be so dangerous, huh?
Boundaries: None
Made in conjunction with elmoisfurry.
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Materials: A box (or more) of Chupa Chus, tape, string
# of Players: 1 (or more if more than just you does this)
What You Do:
1. Eat all the Chupa Chus you have. This may take a few days, or hours
2. Keep the sticks left over. These are your “flutes”
3. Get some tring, and get enough equal pieces for each flue you have. Tie the string so that the flute will hang from the string. Repeat until all of them are the same.
4. get some tape and stick it to the string, then onto the ceiling
5. When you are done, you can run through the room and whack all the flutes around or off the ceiling.
6. If there is more than 1 person playing, keep track of how many each player whacks down
Boundaries: The room you put the flutes in
Materials: Parts of a telephone or a telephone itself, large areas are prefferable for this
# of Players: Recommended at least 6 people.
What You Do:
1. Figure out who is “it” in your own way
2. If you are “it” do whatever you can to get someone else “it”
These tactics can be used to get someone else “it”:
– Whack somone square in the face with the phone
– Swing the phone with a chord in the air, and whack them. If it is swung in a ciricular-way, its called “The Around The World” tactic
– Strangle someone with the phone chord, and slam them down to the floor
– Trick them by putting your voice on an answering machine and put it somewhere, playing it over and over then hitting them when they think you’re over there, and you hit hem however you like
Boundaries: The area you decide on for the game
Materials: Pudding
# of Players: Recommended at least 6 people.
What You Do:
1. Warm up the pudding, however you choose
2. Get everyone into a circle
3. Toss the pudding at people really really hard, so that i pops
4. Repeat until the pudding pops
5. Get some new pudding and repeat until one person is left
6. If you are the last person, you are the Hot Pudding Champion. if you lose, then you are the Hot Pudding LOSER (insert farting noises)
Boundaries: The general area of the circle
Made by Adman.
Board-Walk v1.0 (27.1 KiB, 3,232 hits)
The Squackle Sports Arena sport Board-Walk in game form.
Materials: Table, 2 pieces of wood long enough to reach the palm of your hands to your feet
# of Players: 2 or more
What You Do:
1. Put the wood on your feet
2. Hold the boards in place with your hands while walking as fast as you can
3. Get another person or more that would like to participate in a race with the boards on their feet, held in place by their hands
4. Get a table and race around it, for how many laps you want to do
5. Every 1/4 of a lap, you have to say “arr” like a pirate
6. First person to complete all the laps and say “arr” like a pirate 4 times each lap, wins!
Boundaries: The general area of the “race track”
Board-Walk v1.0 (27.1 KiB, 3,232 hits)
The Squackle Sports Arena sport Board-Walk in game form.
Made in conjunction with stimpyismyname.
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Materials: A line on the floor, 2 badmitton rackets, a birdie (badmitton or not)
# of Players: 2 or more
What You Do:
1. Draw a line on the floor if there isnt already one, and hold the rackets like a dagger, the racket part thingy facing down
2. Divide the teams up equally behind the lines
3. Decide who goes first. A light reconstruction of a bar brawl is a nice, friendly way to do it
4. Take the rackets, holding them downwards, dropping the birdie toward the floor. Flick the racket upwards at the birdie and get it over the line into the other team’s area.
5. Everytime the birdie falls into a team’s area, on the floor, the point goes to the other team
6. You are allowed to hit it anywhere on the other side of the line, no out of boundaries, since there are none
7. The team that was scored on get to serve, this is known as the “loser’s serve” rule
8. Your team may have a “bitch” to pick up the badmitton birdie and give it to the server
9. Optional: you can have a guy run up and start humping a random person in the game
10. Everytime someone acts like an idiot, you can throw your racket at them
11. You may go into the other team’s area for 3 seconds, to screw them up and get a point, after you hit it into their area. If you stay in for more than 3 seconds, the point goes to them and you lose one point
Boundaries: None, as long as you get the birdie over the line
Materials: 2 pairs of shoes, hands, feet, calculator, can
# of Players: 1 or more
What You Do:
1. Put your shoes on your hands and feet
2. Find a can and start kicking it around with your hands and ffet
3. Get it into a goal. A parking enterance kind of thingy is best
4. You get 1 point if you get it into a goal. 15 bonus points if you kick it into the parking enterance thingy and hit a car, and 30 if someone was in it.
5. If you break something with the can, you get 20 points. If you lose the can or break the can, you lose 500 points and have to find another one. If you don’t, you lose
6. You must always have shoes on your hands
Boundaries: None
Materials: Measuring tape, money, cauldron
# of Players: 2 for Duel Mode, 3 or more for Gang Bang Mode
What You Do:
1. Bet all your money into a cauldron
2. If you have a witch accessible, haver her stir the money around just to make noise, and have her ride her broom around too for a comical effect
3. Take your measuring tape (one per person) and extend it as far as you want, as long as everyone has the same length on theirs. 12 inch is the common extension of the tape
4. Start whacking each other, and if you hit them, it cuts off or cuts that part. If it is either your arm or leg, it cuts off, so you can’t use it. You instantly die if you head gets cut, and if you’re hit in a place that can’t not be used, take your free hand and hold it, like you’re in pain there
Boundaries: The room you’re in
Materials: Something to jump on
# of Players: 2 or more
What You Do:
1. Jump up and down on the thing you have to jump up and down on
2. Slam your butts together to knock the other person off the thing you’re jumping on
3. If you get knocked off, you lose
4. Last person left, wins
Boundaries: The thing you’re jumping on