MyLeftTesticle: Would it be okay if I stalked you for a few weeks, Para?
Para: Sure… no maiming or killing though.
MyLeftTesticle: Damn–I mean, okay! ^_^
#5970: Mousehunter -> MyLeftTesticle
Mousehunter: so you say you have a code for nascar 2003
MyLeftTesticle: Yes I do.
Mousehunter: can i please know what it is
MyLeftTesticle: What code do you need? I got them all.
MyLeftTesticle: They call me the codemaster.
Mousehunter: unlock all would be nice
MyLeftTesticle: Hm. First, you need the key.
Mousehunter: ok
MyLeftTesticle: You gotta know how to work it first.
Mousehunter: ok whats the key
MyLeftTesticle: You gotta insert something into the car before you race…
Mousehunter: ok
MyLeftTesticle: If you can get it in just right and turn it and push it in a few hundred times and turn it some more it should come unlocked.
Mousehunter: how do i get the key
MyLeftTesticle: Getting the key is simple…
MyLeftTesticle: You have to beat the whole game, every track with every car, 5 times perfectly.
Mousehunter: oh ok
MyLeftTesticle: Then…
MyLeftTesticle: You have to switch it to reverse-mirror mode…
MyLeftTesticle: That makes the cars go backwards on a reversed track.
MyLeftTesticle: You have to do only win one race with one car in under 20 seconds to get the key.
Mousehunter: ok
Mousehunter: thanks bye
MyLeftTesticle: No problem, buddy.
Previous message was not received by Mousehunter because of error (7:07:46 PM): User Mousehunter is not available.
#5969: dinsageofpower -> MyLeftTesticle
dinsageofpower: please go to this link
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
dinsageofpower: its outwar
MyLeftTesticle: What is it?
dinsageofpower: A SITE
dinsageofpower: JUST DO IT 4 M
dinsageofpower: ME*
MyLeftTesticle: Why?
dinsageofpower: so i get stronger
MyLeftTesticle: Stronger for what?
dinsageofpower: outwar
MyLeftTesticle: What is outwar?
dinsageofpower: a site
MyLeftTesticle: A site for what?
dinsageofpower: fun
dinsageofpower signed off at 7:49:18 PM.
#5968: hotstuff -> MyLeftTesticle
hotstuff: jhey
hotstuff: asl
MyLeftTesticle: 18/m/Cali
hotstuff: f-ny
hotstuff: 13
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: ya
hotstuff: so do u mo a kid named mike
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: whats his last name
MyLeftTesticle: I know lots of people named Mike.
hotstuff: do u no a kid named mike mcfee or somwthing like that
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: oh wait i think it is mike mcduffee
hotstuff: do u really
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I think he was in my high school last year.
hotstuff: ok then what does he look like
MyLeftTesticle: It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, though. We didn’t know each other all that well.
hotstuff: oh ok
hotstuff: well what is yur name when he gets on i will ask him if he no’s u
MyLeftTesticle: My name is Fred.
hotstuff: fred?
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
MyLeftTesticle: Or Frederick. Either one.
hotstuff: fred what
MyLeftTesticle: Fred Pine.
hotstuff: for real
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I used to get made fun of at school a lot because of my last name.
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: soi what do u wanna talk about fred
MyLeftTesticle: Do you like cheese?
hotstuff: no
hotstuff: do u ?
MyLeftTesticle: Why not? Cheese is very tasty. It comes in a variety of flavors and what not. Cheese is the best thing that ever happened to food.
hotstuff: ya umm i am sure
MyLeftTesticle: You don’t know what you’re missing, then.
hotstuff: ya i do it aint like i have never eaten cheese before
MyLeftTesticle: No, I mean eat it as a hobby.
hotstuff: eat what as a hobbie
hotstuff: lol i am j/k
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
hotstuff: what
MyLeftTesticle: That was funny.
hotstuff: ya but did u even get it
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I got it.
MyLeftTesticle: Did you?
hotstuff: ya i did
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: so what are u doing
MyLeftTesticle: I’m watching Oprah.
hotstuff: kool
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I wish I could be on the Oprah show.
hotstuff: for what u dont have anything specail about u do u
MyLeftTesticle: I could tell people about my tragic story that happened two and a half years ago.
hotstuff: what was that
MyLeftTesticle: It was a fishing accident. We were all on this fishing boat when suddenly, from out of no where, a giant squid capsized the ship and killed my father. The whole crew died and I was the only survivor. But then I was stranded on a deserted island for a few weeks and I had to live out there. It was pretty traumatizing.
hotstuff: dude the same thing happened to me
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t mock me. I still have nightmares about all that.
hotstuff: i am serios my ship was called the s.s.u wish
MyLeftTesticle: …Look, if you’re going to mock me then I don’t think we should continue this conversation.
hotstuff: ok ok i was just having a lil fun jesus dont be so up tight
MyLeftTesticle: Like I said, it was very traumatizing. I can’t help but get all uptight about it.
hotstuff: ya but hwo do u expect me to believe that a giant squid killed everybody
hotstuff: except for u
MyLeftTesticle: No, the giant squid didn’t kill them–at least, I don’t think so. They probably died out at sea. Their bodies were never found again.
hotstuff: oh
hotstuff: umm well what sea was this
MyLeftTesticle: I’m sorry, what was that last part?
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–At about this time I was frantically trying to think up of a sea. I asked Dave but he said “Pacific.” -.-;; That’s not a sea. She obviously knew that I was bullshittin’ her, but I don’t care. Stupid bitches shouldn’t IM me!
#5967: MercuryLight -> MyLeftTesticle
I forget what the first part of the message was since it was in another IM window that I closed. But, the rest makes sense, even without the first part.
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MercuryLight: shutup then
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up
MercuryLight: ok
MyLeftTesticle: I got freedom of speech, boy.
MercuryLight: calm down
MyLeftTesticle: You calm down.
MercuryLight: ummmm. . .ok
MercuryLight: lol
MyLeftTesticle: …
MyLeftTesticle: That’s not funny, you dolt.
MercuryLight: ok
MercuryLight: cool word
MercuryLight: dolt
MercuryLight: lol
MercuryLight: are u a wiccan?
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, it should be your name since it’s so cool, and you’re so cool, too. I’m gonna start callin’ you that from now on.
MyLeftTesticle: I am not a wiccan.
MercuryLight: ok
MercuryLight: i’m cool?
MercuryLight: No, you think you’re cool.
MercuryLight: no i dont
MyLeftTesticle: Good, ’cause no one thinks you are cool, either.
MercuryLight: shutup
MyLeftTesticle: What did I say?
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t tell me to shut up.
MercuryLight: do u no how 2 knock poeple off AIM?
MyLeftTesticle: Do you know how to spell?
MercuryLight: yes
MyLeftTesticle: Then, please for everyone’s sake, spell correctly.
MercuryLight: ok
MyLeftTesticle: Thank you.
#5966: Daisy -> MyLeftTesticle
Daisy: i saw you
MyLeftTesticle: So?
MyLeftTesticle: I saw me too
Daisy: lol
Daisy: . . .
MyLeftTesticle: What?
MyLeftTesticle: So, you saw me…And your point is?
Daisy: . . . .
Daisy: I don’t understand you
MyLeftTesticle: Me either…I don’t understand me a lot
MyLeftTesticle: Welcome to the club
Daisy: ok
MyLeftTesticle: Hey
MyLeftTesticle: Guess what
MyLeftTesticle: Dude
Daisy: what
MyLeftTesticle: You and me, we’re cool about things, right?
Daisy: about what?
MyLeftTesticle: About whatever
Daisy: i have no idea what you are talking about
MyLeftTesticle: Like, friends…
Daisy: okay yah
MyLeftTesticle: So, we can talk about anything, right?
Daisy: sure ….
Daisy: depends what is this about
MyLeftTesticle: Do you have a birthmark in the shape of Argentina?
Daisy: i have no idea what your talking about again
MyLeftTesticle: You know what I mean.
Daisy: no i have no idea
MyLeftTesticle: Yes, you do.
Daisy: no
MyLeftTesticle: How come you liked me?
Daisy: i didnt
Daisy: as a friend
Daisy: your physcopath sister
Daisy: always thought i did
MyLeftTesticle: Eh, my sister was always pretty stupid…
MyLeftTesticle: Why did she think that?
Daisy: cuz we were friends
MyLeftTesticle: Hmm…
MyLeftTesticle: You never did like me?
Daisy: just as a friend
Daisy: stop asking me
Daisy: im going to put u on block
MyLeftTesticle: What are you talking about?
Daisy: here I’ll show you
MyLeftTesticle: huh?
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Then she goes on to ignore me…Dumb bitch…
#5965: Tortuga -> MadManWithAnAxe
Tortuga: you are crazy
Tortuga: you need to work on your profile
Tortuga: you sound like a weirdo
MadManWithAnAxe: you sound like marlon brando
Tortuga: thanks
Tortuga: crazy
MadManWithAnAxe: c-c-crazy?
Tortuga: i gotta go cause you are odd
MadManWithAnAxe: i think YOU’RE the crazy one, teacozy man
Tortuga: what
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
Tortuga: no i am trying not to
MadManWithAnAxe: then don’t
Tortuga: im not i told you i was leaving so stop talking to me
Tortuga: and you need some help
MadManWithAnAxe: stop responding
MadManWithAnAxe: no wait come back, i need you!
MadManWithAnAxe: Did you just call me a toaster oven? What the hell is your problem?
Tortuga: you are crazy shut up
MadManWithAnAxe: let’s dance
#5964: IgetBORED -> Flamable Lector
IgetBORED: hi
Flamable Lector: hi
IgetBORED: heheh we watched porn and ate popcorn lst nite, not good combo
Flamable Lector: hehehe
IgetBORED: but porn sucks. never watch it alone, so cant spank the ol proverbial monkey
Flamable Lector: good point, but too much shared there dude
IgetBORED: that reminds me
IgetBORED: i gotta jack off
IgetBORED: cya
#5963: LordFancyPants -> FrogInBlender
LordFancyPants: dont mind me, im with the monkey
FrogInBlender: ok just think of the children
FrogInBlender: WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN
LordFancyPants: i already did, their in kindergarden
FrogInBlender: kindergarden…or A BLENDER?????????
LordFancyPants: kindergarden
FrogInBlender: oh.
FrogInBlender: ok then.
Chat #5962
LordFancyPants: who r u
ShockTheMonkey: talk some
LordFancyPants: yeah, what he said
Emmy-Lou: no
ShockTheMonkey: oh shes a smart one dude
LordFancyPants: reverse psyc, DONT TALK
Emmy-Lou: ok
ShockTheMonkey: d’oh
ShockTheMonkey: talk some damn you
Emmy-Lou: why u add me
LordFancyPants: you added me you gherkin
Emmy-Lou: no i didert
ShockTheMonkey: didert eh? im fond of those
Emmy-Lou: shut up
ShockTheMonkey: *whispers* i think she likes me
LordFancyPants: back off
LordFancyPants: hes mine
<Emmy-Lou has left the conversation>
#5961: YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad -> Ella2002
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: will you go out with me
Ella2002: no
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: why not
Ella2002: cos ur fuckin ugly
YouDontMakeFriendsWithSalad: ouch
#5960: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: hey man my ass hurts from today
ShockTheMonkey: ;o)
IgetBORED: yeh me too, i hurt my knee on that damn rope rock thing
ShockTheMonkey: swingin across a river with deftones playing on ur stereo, whilst shitting our pants with laughter at eachothers attempts to make us fall
ShockTheMonkey: what a day
IgetBORED: not giving a shit kicks ass
ShockTheMonkey: best thing is
ShockTheMonkey: we both have beautiful girlfriends, and were both jackasses
IgetBORED: it rules to be a jackass
ShockTheMonkey: amen to that
ShockTheMonkey: i’d lift my glass, but its heavy and im lazy
IgetBORED: amen to laziness.
#5959: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: ooooooooooooooodles
IgetBORED: stupid poodle
ShockTheMonkey: man IMs suck so bad
IgetBORED: yup. watcha do today
ShockTheMonkey: me and matt licked a raw sheeps heart in science class, everyone went nuts
IgetBORED: cool, why they go nuts
ShockTheMonkey: townies. they dont understand
IgetBORED: they should open up a little
IgetBORED: lick some raw livestock organs
ShockTheMonkey: it was a dare
ShockTheMonkey: a two way dare, we both did it
IgetBORED: no big deal, i’d do it
ShockTheMonkey: it was juicy and nasty looking
IgetBORED: so
IgetBORED: licking puss is worse
IgetBORED: they take leaks outta that hole
ShockTheMonkey: good point
IgetBORED: eating shit, now thats fucked up
ShockTheMonkey: german shizer movies
ShockTheMonkey: Eissen Mine Shizer
IgetBORED: that reminds me
IgetBORED: i need to take a shit
IgetBORED: cya
#5958: Senior Dingdong -> ShockTheMonkey
Senior Dingdong: egg nogg all round folks
ShockTheMonkey: hey dude
Senior Dingdong: i smell burning
ShockTheMonkey: someones baking brownies
Senior Dingdong: im listening to that nirvana tape of urs
ShockTheMonkey: im listening to pantera doing a sabbath song
Senior Dingdong: go back to scotland, scot
ShockTheMonkey: im not scottish, and thats my line you turdslinger
Senior Dingdong: and whatcha gonna do bout it, i used it, its now mine
ShockTheMonkey: *scratches head* err
ShockTheMonkey: watoow! *kicks knee*
Senior Dingdong: u got me, bleach is the best
ShockTheMonkey: u god darn right it is, nevermind is also tres good
ShockTheMonkey: incesticide = turd
Senior Dingdong: people = shit, what a load of wooden arm
ShockTheMonkey: poodles = left wing fat cats
Senior Dingdong: i gotta take my sis and her buttugly friend to the movies
ShockTheMonkey: haw haw *points*
Senior Dingdong: good thing its sunny out there, dont wanna catch a warm
ShockTheMonkey: toodles
Senior Dingdong: cya
#5957: ShockTheMonkey -> Charmslider
ShockTheMonkey: hey i know you
ShockTheMonkey: you owe me money
Charmslider: who are u
ShockTheMonkey: your grandpa
Charmslider: ur not my grandpa u dick
ShockTheMonkey: can ur grandfather do this? *balanced jug on head and dances*
Charmslider: i guess not
ShockTheMonkey: precisely
Charmslider: r u fit
ShockTheMonkey: its been a while since i played the ol’ squash, but i jog often
Charmslider: v.funny, are u sexy
ShockTheMonkey: well i was once compared to a frog in a blender
Charmslider: lovely
ShockTheMonkey: but now im totally out of that whole ‘ liquidising amphibians’ phase
Charmslider: ur freak
ShockTheMonkey: and you my dear are a cokatu