There once was a man from ‘Nam
who took tablets to keep him calm
one day he ran out
his legs turned to gout
and now he walks with his arm
Tag Archives: ShockTheMonkey
Chat #5962
LordFancyPants: who r u
ShockTheMonkey: talk some
LordFancyPants: yeah, what he said
Emmy-Lou: no
ShockTheMonkey: oh shes a smart one dude
LordFancyPants: reverse psyc, DONT TALK
Emmy-Lou: ok
ShockTheMonkey: d’oh
ShockTheMonkey: talk some damn you
Emmy-Lou: why u add me
LordFancyPants: you added me you gherkin
Emmy-Lou: no i didert
ShockTheMonkey: didert eh? im fond of those
Emmy-Lou: shut up
ShockTheMonkey: *whispers* i think she likes me
LordFancyPants: back off
LordFancyPants: hes mine
<Emmy-Lou has left the conversation>
#5960: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: hey man my ass hurts from today
ShockTheMonkey: ;o)
IgetBORED: yeh me too, i hurt my knee on that damn rope rock thing
ShockTheMonkey: swingin across a river with deftones playing on ur stereo, whilst shitting our pants with laughter at eachothers attempts to make us fall
ShockTheMonkey: what a day
IgetBORED: not giving a shit kicks ass
ShockTheMonkey: best thing is
ShockTheMonkey: we both have beautiful girlfriends, and were both jackasses
IgetBORED: it rules to be a jackass
ShockTheMonkey: amen to that
ShockTheMonkey: i’d lift my glass, but its heavy and im lazy
IgetBORED: amen to laziness.
#5959: ShockTheMonkey -> IgetBORED
ShockTheMonkey: ooooooooooooooodles
IgetBORED: stupid poodle
ShockTheMonkey: man IMs suck so bad
IgetBORED: yup. watcha do today
ShockTheMonkey: me and matt licked a raw sheeps heart in science class, everyone went nuts
IgetBORED: cool, why they go nuts
ShockTheMonkey: townies. they dont understand
IgetBORED: they should open up a little
IgetBORED: lick some raw livestock organs
ShockTheMonkey: it was a dare
ShockTheMonkey: a two way dare, we both did it
IgetBORED: no big deal, i’d do it
ShockTheMonkey: it was juicy and nasty looking
IgetBORED: so
IgetBORED: licking puss is worse
IgetBORED: they take leaks outta that hole
ShockTheMonkey: good point
IgetBORED: eating shit, now thats fucked up
ShockTheMonkey: german shizer movies
ShockTheMonkey: Eissen Mine Shizer
IgetBORED: that reminds me
IgetBORED: i need to take a shit
IgetBORED: cya
#5958: Senior Dingdong -> ShockTheMonkey
Senior Dingdong: egg nogg all round folks
ShockTheMonkey: hey dude
Senior Dingdong: i smell burning
ShockTheMonkey: someones baking brownies
Senior Dingdong: im listening to that nirvana tape of urs
ShockTheMonkey: im listening to pantera doing a sabbath song
Senior Dingdong: go back to scotland, scot
ShockTheMonkey: im not scottish, and thats my line you turdslinger
Senior Dingdong: and whatcha gonna do bout it, i used it, its now mine
ShockTheMonkey: *scratches head* err
ShockTheMonkey: watoow! *kicks knee*
Senior Dingdong: u got me, bleach is the best
ShockTheMonkey: u god darn right it is, nevermind is also tres good
ShockTheMonkey: incesticide = turd
Senior Dingdong: people = shit, what a load of wooden arm
ShockTheMonkey: poodles = left wing fat cats
Senior Dingdong: i gotta take my sis and her buttugly friend to the movies
ShockTheMonkey: haw haw *points*
Senior Dingdong: good thing its sunny out there, dont wanna catch a warm
ShockTheMonkey: toodles
Senior Dingdong: cya
#5957: ShockTheMonkey -> Charmslider
ShockTheMonkey: hey i know you
ShockTheMonkey: you owe me money
Charmslider: who are u
ShockTheMonkey: your grandpa
Charmslider: ur not my grandpa u dick
ShockTheMonkey: can ur grandfather do this? *balanced jug on head and dances*
Charmslider: i guess not
ShockTheMonkey: precisely
Charmslider: r u fit
ShockTheMonkey: its been a while since i played the ol’ squash, but i jog often
Charmslider: v.funny, are u sexy
ShockTheMonkey: well i was once compared to a frog in a blender
Charmslider: lovely
ShockTheMonkey: but now im totally out of that whole ‘ liquidising amphibians’ phase
Charmslider: ur freak
ShockTheMonkey: and you my dear are a cokatu
#5956: ShockTheMonkey -> SugaGal
ShockTheMonkey: hi
SugaGal: howz u
ShockTheMonkey: im fine
ShockTheMonkey: you damn freakin plumber
SugaGal: wot?
ShockTheMonkey: you heard
SugaGal: well actually i saw, not heard
ShockTheMonkey: can it. you talk too much
SugaGal: woteva
ShockTheMonkey: your not just a plumber
SugaGal: no?
ShockTheMonkey: your a butt ugly plumber
SugaGal: go to hell
ShockTheMonkey: sure
SugaGal: u talk so much shit
ShockTheMonkey: so much what???
SugaGal: SHIT
ShockTheMonkey: thats whats on your hands from cleaning my toilet you monkey
SugaGal: shut up
ShockTheMonkey: sure thing.
Squackle Guestbook #20577
| Sunday 10/06/2002 3:00:02pm | |
| Name: | shock the monkey |
| Homepage: | http://www.supermoose.cjb.net |
| E-Mail: | |
| I like to | poke badgers with spoons addapt to new habitats flick stuff |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | cute site, your like the american us, but biggger. well that figures coz england is the size of dingos thingo. lil mands and aileens hands, bare fands and bormans grans. gugh. |