Q: Why did they send a dancer to the moon?
A: They wanted someone who could moonwalk.
Joke #12265
Q: What don’t you want to do when your friend is being attacked by vampires?
A: Stick your neck out for him.
Joke #12264
Q: What do you call a wall where someone died at?
A: A dead end.
Future Family
NAUGHTY JOKE!!!
Future family: (the character is a boy)
I had a best friend. I liked her. Soon, we were partners. Being her bf, I sometimes think that I want to marry her. Then one day, I asked her mom and dad if I could, then they said “No. We’ll test you first… Someday..” I saw how my gf’s sister looked. She was so sexy and pretty, she looked so gorgeous at her short skirt and cute shirt, soon I had a crush on her. This time came that we were the only two people in the house. She told me, “Oh I can’t stand this feeling anymore. I love you Arkin! So much! Your wedding’s coming soon, and if you want one last wild thing, just go upstairs and get me.” As she went up the stairs, she gave her sexy panty to me, and showed me her pussy. Gosh ! I can’t believe it! Then I removed my pants and brief, I let him see my penis, but the door was locked so I guess no one saw me. I went up to the room. We had sexy sex. She let me saw her boobs, her pussy, and everything, after a little while, my gf’s family saw me, I said ” I’m sorry. I love your daughter. May I bring her home?”
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A Hop Into the Future
There once was a rabbit, named Terrance, who got lost in the woods on the way home from school. He had asked his crush out on a date for later that evening and hadn’t been mindful of the way he was hopping home. In fact, the rabbit was so lost, he couldn’t even tell which direction he had gone. The smell of the trees was different and even the ground looked different.
Little did Terrance know, he stepped through a dimensional portal and ended up in the future. Guess that date is gonna have to wait. But if it was in the past, it would have already happened, and he stood her up. So I guess he’s screwed.
Anyway, Terrance was hippity-hopping along his way trying to figure out where he was, when all of a sudden a vicious hyena came out from behind a tree! Considering hyenas don’t live in woods, Terrance had never seen a hyena before. He politely asked the hyena where he was.
The hyena became depressed. He popped open a package of Zanax and ate it all.
The hyena replied, “Am I not scary enough? Oh man, I just want to kill myself.”
It was then when the hyena took out a razor and started cutting himself because he was so emo. The rabbit didn’t understand and went along his way, until he met another hyena.
This hyena had a stupid look on his face. He had obviously never seen a rabbit before. And he was confused why the rabbit had a little backpack and was wearing Vans.
The new hyena inquired, “Hello there. My name is Johnny, and I like sand.”
Although it sounded like a question, it was more of a statement. Terrance didn’t know what to say, other than ask where he was.
Johnny replied, “Oh you’re so silly, you’re on the outskirts of Hyenapolis!”
Terrance had never heard that word before. “What’s a Hyenapolis?”
Johnny burst into song, “Hyenapolis is the most wondrous city in all of the Urf! We are a magical land full of magical hyenas who are used for medical experiments!”
Terrance questioned the sanity of the hyena, and went along his way. Too bad he got caught in a trap and was shot by a hunter. Then Hyenapolis was nuked by a terrorist seahorse civilization. Too bad the United Nations didn’t inspect them more harshly.
Moral of the story: Things never change.
Return of Old Dacky and The Monoverse
Old Dacky has returned! I’ve remade the logo to be more pleasant, and I’ve been meaning to dump the “new Dacky” in favor of the old one after I’ve gotten some feedback as to whether my own artist’s rendition of Dacky was a good direction to go. Apparently it was not, but that doesn’t mean I won’t draw my own version of Dacky again sometime. It probably won’t matter. We’ll call my Dacky, “Dacky Jr.” from now on. Dacky Jr. has gone on vacation in Europe and has decided to elope with French women.
I also am announcing the release of my new web site idea called The Monoverse. The Monoverse is a non-linear sci-fi story and will be constantly be added to. There are a number of articles already up and if it interests you, keep it in mind — or even comment on some of the posts if you’d like me to expand upon certain aspects that I may not have answered.
Joke #12254
A wise man never walks away from a fight. He runs away from it.
bill consolidation loan
bill consolidation loan – n. something a banker gives to someone who has everything and bought it all on time
Joke #12252
If you can do the same things at age seventy that you could at age twenty, you must have been a feeble youth.
Joke #12251
If the meek inherit the earth, a bold I.R.S. agent will find a way to make them pay inheritance tax.
Joke #12250
You’re getting old if you can remember when the only people who used hair spray were girls.
Joke #12249
Rabbits’ feet are lucky for everybody except rabbits.
Joke #12248
Feed your mind today. Devour a novel.
Joke #12247
Poison ivy may not be beautiful, but it’s the kind of plant that can grow on you.
Joke #12246
Wine does improve with age. The older I get the better it tastes.