Q: Why did the Invisible Man go crazy?
A: Out of sight, out of mind.
Joke #18262
Q: What has one wheel and moves by itself?
A: The Invisible Man on a unicycle.
Joke #18261
Q: What would you get if you crossed a bike with a monster?
A: A vicious cycle.
Joke #18260
Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home?
A: His answering machine is turned on.
Joke #18259
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Joke #18258
Q: Why did King Kong wear a baseball glove to the airport?
A: He had to catch a plane.
Joke #18257
Q: Why did Captain Hook go to the thrift shop?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Joke #18256
Q: What did the crocodile say to Captain Hook?
A: He wanted to find a second-hand bargain.
Joke #18255
Q: Why did the superstitious sea captain refuse a cargo of duck feathers?
A: He didn’t want his ship to go down.
Joke #18254
Q: Why did Godzilla swallow the freighter loaded with cocoa beans?
A: He loved chocolate ships (chips).
Joke #18253
Q: Why did Godzilla wait till the end of the movie to eat the coin factory?
A: He thought it was an after-dinner mint.
Joke #18252
Q: What’s big and terrible and trips a lot?
A: Clodzilla.
Joke #18251
BABY MONSTER: “Can I have a mummy for Christmas?”
MOTHER MONSTER: “Yes, but you’ll have to wrap it yourself.”
Joke #18250
Q: What would you get if you crossed a nuclear scientist with a creepy clan?
A: The Atoms Family.
Joke #18249
Q: What is a white horse with a long pointed vegetable protruding from its forehead?
A: Unicorn on the cob.