Q: What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and an answering machine repairman?
A: A Boy Scout’s motto is: “Be Prepared.” An answering machine repairman’s motto is: “Beep Repaired.”
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Joke #18260
Q: How do you know when a monster’s not at home?
A: His answering machine is turned on.
Joke #18204
Q: What animated movie tells about a beautiful girl who falls in love with an ugly answering machine?
A: “Beauty and the Beep”
Joke #11884
Q: What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
A: Take my word for it.