This goose walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are down!”
Posts tagged with 'goose'
Joke #18259
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Joke #13316
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
Joke #11515
The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you’re out.
quitaquit
quitaquit – n. an exploding goose
GDP
GDP – Acronym. acronym for Goose Dookie Poop
ECG
ECG – Acronym. Acronym for Egg Calling Goose
cehcehemehteh
cehcehemehteh – n. the name of most Ethiopian geese