This goose walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are down!”
Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?
A: Honk Kong.
Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: The chicken was on vacation.
The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose. But he turned away the duck. Why?
Five fowls and you’re out.
quitaquit – n. an exploding goose
GDP – Acronym. acronym for Goose Dookie Poop
ECG – Acronym. Acronym for Egg Calling Goose
cehcehemehteh – n. the name of most Ethiopian geese