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Joke #18739

Posted on February 22, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

This goose walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, buddy, your pants are down!”

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Tags: bartender, goose, pants

 

Joke #18259

Posted on February 19, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What would you get if you crossed a goose with a 60-foot ape?

A: Honk Kong.

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Categories: (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Tags: goose, gorilla, Hong Kong, King Kong

 

Joke #13316

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the goose cross the road?

A: The chicken was on vacation.

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Tags: chicken, goose, vacation

 

Joke #11515

Posted on August 10, 2008 by davepoobond Leave a comment

The ticket seller at a high school basketball game let in the chicken, the turkey, the pheasant, and the goose.  But he turned away the duck.   Why?

Five fowls and you’re out.

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Categories: (C) Sports Jokes, Jokes, Riddles

Tags: chicken, duck, goose, pheasant, turkey

 

quitaquit

Posted on December 23, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

quitaquit – n. an exploding goose

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Tags: goose, noun, quitaquit

 

GDP

Posted on August 10, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

GDP – Acronym. acronym for Goose Dookie Poop

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Categories: Dictionary

Tags: acronym, donkey, GDP, goose, poop

 

ECG

Posted on August 10, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

ECG – Acronym. Acronym for Egg Calling Goose

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Tags: acronym, ECG, goose

 

cehcehemehteh

Posted on August 8, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

cehcehemehteh – n. the name of most Ethiopian geese

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Tags: cehcehemehteh, Ethiopia, goose, noun

 

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