There were three blondes on an island and they didn’t know how to go home. A genie came along and granted each of them a wish.
The first blonde said: “I want to be smart enough to get off the island.” So she swam back home.
The second blonde said: “I want to be smarter than the first blonde!” So she built a boat and went home.
Then, when the genie asked what the third blonde wanted, she said: “I want to be smarter than all of them!”
So she walked across the bridge!
vagina mask – n. a sexual act in which you open up a girls vagina, put your face in it, let her queef on your face, and then you inhale like no other.
I hate you,
You hate me
Let’s get together
And kill Barney
With a 2 by 4
And spikes on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur
In Trade Chat…
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Moneypennie: ** Miss Moneypenny’s Summer’s End Sale! Save Big on all transmog, profession recipes, pets and more… 50-75% off normal prices… thousands of items to choose from … this weekend only. **
davepoobond: summer is just beginning
Moneypennie: ** Miss Moneypenny’s Summer Clearance Sale! Save Big on all transmog, profession recipes, pets and more… 50-75% off normal prices… thousands of items to choose from … this weekend only. **
Moneypennie: better? for you southies
davepoobond: summer clearances only happen at the end of winter
Moneypennie: why can i not please you?!
davepoobond: you’re not using enough tongue
Moneypennie: ick! ew! gross!
davepoobond: …in-cheek!!!
In Trade Chat…
Passthat: Slash cry is selling full clear heroic HFC with all loot reserved for your specific class/spec. Every saturday @ 9pm Eastern Msg me for more info! Takes about 2 hours
Moneypennie: Pay money to lose self-respect by buying achievements? No thanks.
davepoobond: I loose my self respect
(a couple people laugh)
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Later…
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Moneypennie: i don’t understand your comment?
Moneypennie: spelling issue? grammar issue?
davepoobond: im making fun of you by making a typo
Moneypennie: i don’t understand how that’s making fun of me… you made the error, not me
davepoobond: cause “lose” and “loose” are the usual error
Moneypennie: lose is the verb to lose, loose is to be loose
Moneypennie: r u serious?
davepoobond: i understand. i added an extra o to make fun of you
Moneypennie: that’s what i don’t understand?!
Moneypennie: you’re usually pretty cool and funny
Moneypennie: you should make fun of people who need to buy their achievements in a game
Moneypennie: and those that cater to those looooosers
Moneypennie: enough o’s for ya?
davepoobond: im just trying to explain the joke man
davepoobond: no need for the personal insults
Moneypennie: what personal insult?!!?
Moneypennie: and it wasn’t a joke
Moneypennie: i’m going to need to rethink my opinion of you after this interaction
davepoobond: who am i? who are you?
davepoobond: this is the first time im seeing your name and you come on my property and insult me
Moneypennie: my alt was in your guild for a while
Moneypennie: and i’m a known AH entity for years, lol
davepoobond: where is the sense of entitlement
davepoobond: i dont buy, i sell
Moneypennie: dude, scroll up, what’s your problem?
davepoobond: im a seller. im a great business man
Moneypennie: i never attacked or insulted you
davepoobond: we dont win anymore
davepoobond: our leaders are stupid, they have all the smart ones
davepoobond: im going to make great deals
Moneypennie: i’ll see you around
davepoobond: im a free trader, but im a FAIR trader
Q: How do you keep a blonde occupied?
A: Unplug your stereo and tell her to turn it on.
I’m Poppy the far-out man.
I have all the drugs, my friend.
I’m stoned and blitzed,
and constantly have shitz.
It sucks but on the other hand.
The police are after me!
Omg! It’s the T.T.P.D. (TTPD=Thimble Theater Police Department)
I’m stuffed in the back,
with my chums like wetbacks.
Our anuses screaming,” DEAR GOD NO, OH PLEASE!!!!!”
I hope that he has the dope.
Cause i sucked on his nob in Aug.
But it work anymore,
I smoked and snort
all the catalyst waiting for Dan.
Well this is the end of our song.
I know that it was a bit long.
But I’ll see you next time,
if not caught for my crimes
And my back-end filled with shlong!
Barney’s dead
I shot him in the head
He’s at home
With a crack in his head
salbasgeon – n. an employee who does a job no one wants to do, but is then sacrificed by the corporate overlords who decide they don’t actually need someone doing a job no one wants to do, despite actually needing someone to do that job.
reootleuvid – n. a warehouse full of unorganized files in random boxes in random places. The individual cabinets are alphabetized but the cabinets themselves are scattered around in random places
quisimossa – n. all of the effects of being drunk (vomiting, cramps, nausea, punching holes in walls, being in a fetal position on the floor, etc) brought on by eating moldy cheese
muertov – n. cheese in the refrigerator that is orange. Except it was originally white.
upquiseup – v. to use a chair against a wall as if it was a urinal
Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jan 24 2008 / 12:28:19
name = Your Nana
email =
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qjoke = WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO PRECIOUS, FRAGILE, INNOCENT BABIES. THEY ARE OUR FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WERE A BABY TOO.
HOW DARE YOU, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! SHAMMMMEEEE.
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