Q: What is big, brown, and has red dots?
A: A gorilla with chicken pox.
Joke #20862
Q: Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
A: He wanted his words to stick.
Joke #20861
Q: What did the wall say to the corner?
A: I’ll meet you at the roof.
Joke #20860
Q: How do hens stay fit?
A: They eggs-ercise
Joke #20859
Q: If Miss Issippi brought a New Jersey for Miss Ouri, what would Della Wear?
A: I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her).
Joke #20857
Guess What?
Chicken Butt.
Guess why?
Chicken thigh.
Joke #20856
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: He didn’t want to be called a chicken.
Joke #20855
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Joke #20854
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Sea ya later!
Joke #20853
Q: What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where’s Pop corn?
Joke #20852
Q: How does a snake say sister?
A: “Sisssster.”
Joke #20851
Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A lunar-tick
zincudhig
zincudhig – n. a whole-house water treatment and filtration system that takes any of the water expended in the house, treats/filters it into new water to be used in the house again.
Quote #20850
“There’s no question about it, if she is thin, she has an amazing stomach!”
– heard at davepoobond’s job
The End of Infinity
The End of Infinity – n. the theory in which there is an end to the “number” designated as infinity, and rounds this number off at an unknown number. Also clarifies that the “number” infinity does not actually have any numbers in it, because if there were an endless string of 9’s going on forever, adding one to it will make this number one digit longer, thus making it possible for this new longer number to be all 9’s, and having another one added to it, hence making it longer, yet again. The number is so huge that it is unfathomable by the human mind.