Q: What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
A: Raising up his feet so you can vacuum.
Joke #20908
Q: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?
A: To the mouth of the Mississippi.
Joke #20907
Q: What if a person was Laffy Taffy?
A: They would get a stretch out of life.
Joke #20906
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with measles.
Joke #20905
Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman?
A: An astro-nut.
Joke #20904
Q: Why don’t kings and queens play cards?
A: Because jokers are always wild!
Joke #20903
Q: What is green and has 6 legs?
A: A very sick spider.
Joke #20902
Q: How do you start a flea race?
A: One, two, flea, go.
Joke #20901
Q: In what school do you learn to greet people?
A: In hi school.
Joke #20900
Q: What’s the cheapest pet to feed?
A: A giraffe. When you feed it, a little goes a long way.
Joke #20899
Q: What kind of dish do you find on a car?
A: A license plate.
Joke #20898
Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
Joke #20897
Q: Why did the girl run into the door?
A: She forgot to open it.
Joke #20896
Q: Why did the prisoner want the measles?
A: So he could break out.
Joke #20895
Q: Why did the store close at 2:00?
A: Because it was Twosday.