Q: Who has the strongest underwear?
A: Arnold Shorts-enegger.
Joke #20923
Q: Why did the woman get her hair fixed?
A: Because she had split ends.
Joke #20922
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no ideer.
Joke #20921
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was a take-out order.
Joke #20920
Q: What does an elephant call when he hurts his toe?
A: A tow truck.
Joke #20919
Q: What did the banana say to the lemon when he was crying?
A: Why such a sour face?
Joke #20918
Q: Why do apples fall off trees?
A: So they can become apple sauce.
Joke #20917
Q: How did the frog cross the road?
A: He tied himself to a chicken!
Joke #20916
Q: Why do melons always have big weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe!
Joke #20915
Q: Why is a banana peel on a sidewalk like music?
A: Because if you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!
Joke #20914
Q: Why did the fish surrender himself to the fisherman?
A: Because he wanted to go home for dinner.
Joke #20913
Q: What does a cow use for math?
A: A cowculator.
Joke #20912
Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Mary had a little lamb.
Joke #20911
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: It wanted to be brighter.
Joke #20910
Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty bushel basket?
A: One, after that the basket isn’t empty.