Dumb guy (in a dumb voice): “she’s so cute”
::davepoobond burps::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21099
davepoobond: “hey, Roubie Boobie, what’s 1 + 1?”
Return of the Dragon: “….2”
davepoobond: “no, its shut the hell up!”
::Return of the Dragon punches davepoobond::
davepoobond: “ow…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21098
Guy 1: “What’s going on!?”
Guy 2: “The moons breaking up!”
– from The Time Machine
Quote #21096: Spanish Dialogue
Sr. Sandia: “hola!, Sr. Queso. Como estas?” (Hello, Mr. Cheese. How are you?)
Sr. Queso: “Estoy muy contento” (I am very happy.)
Sr. Sandia: “Porque?” (Why?)
Sr. Queso: “Yo juge contra Sr. Ganado en un partido de tenis en mi jardin y yo soy el campeon atleta!” (I played against Mr. Win in a tennis match in my garden, and I am the champion athlete!)
Sr. Sandia: “caramba! Tenis en tu jardin?” (Caramba! Tennis in your garden?)
Sr. Queso: “si, si. Mi jardin es muy bueno para tenis” (Yes, yes. My garden is very good for tennis.)
Sr. Sandia: “Que pasa?” (What happened?)
Sr. Queso: “Yo navege mi raqueta en la oreja de Sr. Ganado!” (I navigated my racket into Mr. Win’s ear.)
Sr. Sandia: “En el oreja de Sr. Ganado?” (In Mr. Win’s ear?)
Sr. Queso: “Si, me gustaria hacerlo otra vez” (Yes, I’d love to do it again.)
Sr. Sandia: “usaste champu?” (Did you use shampoo?)
Sr. Queso: “si, bebe champu ahora mismo!” (Yes, baby shampoo, the same thing.)
Sr. Sandia: “uf!”
Sr. Queso: “uf!”
Sr. Sandia: “uf!”
Sr. Queso: “muuu!”
Sr. Sandia: “que barbaridad! Quieros atener una carrera?” (How barbaric! I want to go for a run?)
Sr. Queso: “Si!” (Yes!)
– davepoobond turned this in for an assignment.
Quote #21095: “Spanish” Dialogue
Hawdrerw: “|Hola! Neceita catase?”
Custour: “Si, Quiero un moda nueva”
Hawdrerw: “Si, Quiere su pelo corto?”
Custour: “Si, no me gusta pelo largo”
HD: “Yo, Cumprendo”
C.: “Su da prlla, pur favur”
HD: “Pur que?”
C: “Purque neceito irse pronto”
DD: “Pur que?”
C: “Voy a sur cm retraso pum my fneita”
– written on a piece of paper by Chris the Priss.
Quote #21094: Dialogue
Juan: “Hi, Mrs. Garcia!”
Mrs. Garcia: “Hi, Juan!”
Juan: “I like your banana.”
Mrs. Garcia: “yes, it is very long, no?”
Juan: “yes”
Mrs. Garcia: “the size of my banana is 12”
Juan: “what is the price?”
Mrs. Garcia: “the jacket is 999 pesos”
Juan: “good”
Mrs. Garcia: “yes”
Juan: “yes, bye”
– by davepoobond and BlindBubba. Written in Spanish for an assignment, and then translated into English by davepoobond.
Quote #21093
Jasper: “why are you so horny?”
Theresa: “so, what?”
Jasper: “you heard”
Theresa: “what?”
Jasper: “horn-ay!”
Theresa: “what?”
Jasper: “horny, horny!”
Theresa: “Oh…I’m not!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21092
Mrs. Price Check: “Benjamin, are you here?”
Ben: “yes…”
Mrs. Price Check: “Then look at me”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21090
Person 1: “you think there is a word exidence?”
Person 2: “actually there is a word called exidence”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21089
Jasper: “I was close right?”
::Mr. P-yooson pretends to look around::
Mr. P-yooson: “don’t see any horseshoes”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21088: Spanish Dialogue
davepoobond: “ollah, Sra. Poopoo Cabeza!”
Sr. Poopoo Head: “No soy una Sra.! Tu eres tonto!”
davepoobond: “asi, asi! Tus estudiantes son tontos, no mi! puto!”
Sr. Poopoo Head: “puto! Puto! Tu eres el puto, puto!”
davepoobond: “whee!”
– written on a piece of paper for a school assignment, but wasn’t turned in.
Quote #21087
BlindBubba: “Did someone just cut-it?”
davepoobond: “I think so. I can smell it already.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21086
Mrs. Stickums: “What does a taco have?”
davepoobond: “meat, taco…shell, cheese…lettuce”
Mrs. Stickums: “so, what is that?”
davepoobond: “a… taco”
Mrs. Stickums: “no, its a combination food”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21085
Shannon: “I took a shower, went to bed wet, and woke up at 7:15!”
Jeff: “ohh…so did I …”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21084
Shannon: “My mom drew a pumpkin on my lunch”
Jeff: “Aww, your mom is so creative…”
– from davepoobond’s high school