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Squackle Guestbook #20483
| davepoobond | Squakle! (duh) | 09/Jul/2001:12:15:33 |
| Hello everybody, this is Dave Bond. I read all the crap you posted about my site, and the fact is…… YOUR JELOUS! you can’t make crap worth a site! You just cannot let your inner heart react to the outer humor, you have to feel the site from the outside. NO I WILL NOT CUT THE FAT GOD SHIT!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL –davepoobond |
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UPDATE, week of 7-08-01
davepoobond: the guy that made the radio lived in a town called Bologna. I bet they had a lot of bologna in Bologna. Start up something on the Bulletin Board. There’s not much there…just visit it and post something. Click on our sponsors too.
stimpyismyname: YELLOW take 1
stuff updated/put up:
Other Junk – “You’re So Stupid” Insults, What’s Your Star Wars Name?
Jokes – Grilled At The Pearly Gates, A Woman’s Wreck, A Lady’s Horse
About Us – a new Squackle! member, Poop Troops started
Squackle Sports Arena – Airplane Soccer Rules, Thunder Butts Rules, Measuring Tape Fencing Rules, EXTREME Kick The Can Rules, Daggermitton: EXTREEME Badmitton! Rules, Board-Walk Rules, Hot Pudding Rules, Telephone Tag Rules, Whack The Flutes Rules, Look At The Kleenex Rules
PTA Protest at a School
About 20 stupid parents are protesting because theirs and other stupid kids break their arms while playing on the “horizontal ladder” in the “equipment” (with all the slides and stuff like that) that is worth $43,175 and the rubber is actually “causing the broken arms” when they fall, and the protesters say that wood chip mulch crap is better than the rubber.
I say its the dumbass kids’ fault, for being a dumbass and falling off the damn ladder! the parents are protesting so that the school doesn’t replace the rubber with the same rubber stuff. the wood chips would just make it a harder fall, and jam into their bodies when they fell down. oh yeah, thats a lot better…stupid 20 dumbasses! TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS TO NOT FALL OFF A LADDER! That sure shows where they’ll be going in the future, if you ask me…they climb the ladder, but when they’re at the top, they fall and break their damn puny arms!
Squackle Guestbook #20482
| Dave’s Mom | Squakle! My little boy’s funniest site ever! | 24/Jun/2001:19:32:28 |
| Dave, I want you home in time for dinner and I want you to not cut the fat or else I’ll give you a spanking. Tell your buddy’s to F**K Off, yeah thats right I said F**K OFF! Oh by the way I bought some more of those heart shaped boxers that you look so cute in! Plus you poo-pooed in your underwear AGAIN! I had to scrub it out with soap and clorox. No allowance for you this week. Sincerely with love and kisses, Dave’s Mommy |
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Squackle Guestbook #20481
| Dave Matthews | 23/Jun/2001:20:25:29 | |
| Cut the fat or I’ll write a song | ||
Squackle Guestbook #20480
| Katie Holmes | 23/Jun/2001:20:23:01 | |
| Cut the fat, Katie Holmes from Dawsons Creek demands it | ||
Squackle Guestbook #20479
Squackle Guestbook #20478
| Ima Crzyfocker | Fock off | 18/Jun/2001:11:47:40 |
| The voices sent me…
The voices say to kill you, YES YOU. Watch your back… I’m right behind you with a labtop! HAHA made you look! I’m going to kill you with tooth picks and dirty socks, then I will Remeber my name, Ima Crzyfocker and this time I’M REALLY RIGHT BEHIND |
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Squackle Guestbook #20477
| elmoisfurry | hahahahano | 10/Jun/2001:18:26:35 |
| i’m elmoisfurry, but my real name is pippy lonstalkings.
…seriously…. |
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UPDATE, week of 6-10-01
davepoobond: hi. click on the sponsors…and…uhh…start writing stuff on our Bulletin Board, it can be anything!
stuff updated/put up:
Other Junk – The Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes
UPDATE, week of 6-10-01
davepoobond: I broke my leg, please help us pay the cost for it by clicking on the sponsors at the bottom of the page. pleeeeassseeeee!!!
stuff updated/put up:
Squackle Quotes – The Internet, Movies, Ms. E, Radio, Around School, Mrs. Stickums, Ms. Signs, elmoisfurry, Nose, davepoobond, TV, stimpyismyname
Email Forward Thingys – Good Morning, (Someone’s Name) Likes Men, Suck It, hello sir, The !Poo!
Squackle Guestbook #20476
Squackle Guestbook #20475
| elmoisfurry | …………………… | 06/Jun/2001:13:12:53 |
| !redipus dna reyag m’I !tiderc eht lla ekat t’nod ,semloh
…srosnops eht kcilc |
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Squackle Guestbook #20474
| Arnold Swahhiforgoth | no | 06/Jun/2001:09:26:59 |
| ah ha! what a good site! i just love it!!
p.s. i’ll be back! |
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