acho – n. a toothless queen
acheega
acheega – v. to brush your teeth with the opposite end of the toothbrush
Accadacca
Accadacca – n. what many Aussies refer to the heavy metal band AC/DC as
acawh
acawh – n. a chicken that is your soul mate
acafa
acafa – v. to write “is gay” after someone’s name
abumo
abumo – n. someone who wears the same sweater and shorts every single day
Censor Anyone?
Kaz: (( DJ YOU WILL LICK RAISLINS NUTS NOW) )
Inferno: ::;;kils raist:::::::;;;;
OnlineHost: Soul Reaver rolled 4 999-sided dice: 87 489 634 301
DJ Saint: ~*~ Soul Reaver rolled a total of 1217 hit points ~*~{{ thats going to LoST }
Kaz: (( KISS HIS ASS ))
Inferno: -[] I know the HC of LoST []-
DJ Saint: (( no I don’t ))
Inferno: -[] So STFU []-
Kaz: ((NOW OR YOU DIE))
Soul Reaver: ( i didnt mean to roll )
Inferno: -[] He’s my best friends husband []-
Soul Reaver: ( i was just seeing something )
Inferno: -[] ahahahahaha []-
DJ Saint: { you and your little stfu shit }
Inferno: -[] So stfu DJ []-
Inferno: -[] stfu stfu stfu []-
Inferno: -[] cheeka cheeka cheeka, whoops DJ’s a faker []-
DJ Saint: { why don’t you say SHUT THE FUCK UP like a straight person }
Kaz: ((LMAO))
Inferno: -[] My rappin’ skills suck []-
Inferno: -[] SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AS HOLE FLALALALALALALAL []-
DJ Saint: { damn right so does your Rping skills }
Inferno: -[] So does you bitch []-
Soul Reaver: ( guess what )
Kaz: ((LMAO))
Inferno: -[] See!! ::Stuffs his cock down his throat::[]-
Kaz: ((I”M GONNA LOG THIS!!!))
Inferno: -[]::Pulls it out::[]-
Inferno: -[] please do…[]-
OnlineHost: Sinister has entered the room.
Inferno: -[] I can whip you straight with my cock,boi []-
Sinister: do you people got anime pics
Kaz: ((LMAO)!!!!!!)
Inferno: -[]::Is 32 years old:: Dj! Respect your fucking elders! []-
Kaz: ((I got some))
Inferno: -[] Or prepare to die []-
Kaz: ((but they’re MINE ALL MINE))
Sinister: could you mail me some
Sinister: oh
Inferno: -[] Shaddup sinister []-
OnlineHost: Soul Reaver has left the room.
DJ Saint: { fucking old ppl }
Kaz: ((MINE YOU HERE MIIIIIINE))
Inferno: -[]::Clicks::[]-
OnlineHost: Fury Sylon has entered the room.
DJ Saint: { ,,|,, >.< FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORL FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR}
Inferno: -[] Puss hoe left..[]-
Kaz: ((LOL))
DJ Saint: WORLD*
Inferno: -[] O.o []-
Kaz: ((FUCK FOR FUN!))
Inferno: -[] Dude….calm the fuck down..[]-
Inferno: -[] I think Dj’s gonna kill himself..[]-
Kaz: ((FUCK FOR NO REASON AT ALL))
Inferno: -[] Lets cheer him on []-
Kaz: ((FUCK))
Darkforce: ((just shut up…no one l;ikes you…go away))
OnlineHost: Soul Reaver has entered the room.
Darkforce: likes*
Inferno: -[] GO DJ GO GO DJ GO!! []-
DJ Saint: { DON’T BELONG, DON’T EXIST, DON’T GIVE A SHIT }
Inferno: -[] KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF!!! []-
Soul Reaver: ( ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh )
Inferno: -[]::Bashes a Steel pipe against DJ’s dildo::[]-
Soul Reaver: ( dont ever judge me!!!!!! )
Inferno: -[] RAWR!!!!!!!! []-
DJ Saint: {-§lipknot }
DJ Saint: { uh no }
Inferno: -[] Ewww…slipnot.’s…..gay…[]-
Soul Reaver: ( sorry i had to finish it )
DJ Saint: { I’m sorry Inferno, just no }
DJ Saint: {NO}
Soul Reaver: ( slipknot could kill u )
Inferno: -[] THEY FUCK YOU HOE!!! []-
DJ Saint: { FUCK IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }}
Inferno: -[] Fuck who? []-
Inferno: -[] I fuck my girl []-
Kaz: ((FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!)))
Inferno: -[] I almost choked her once []-
DJ Saint: { that means you fuck yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }
Inferno: -[] 😀 []-
OnlineHost: Soul Reaver has left the room.
Kaz: ((LMAO))
DJ Saint: { almost choked yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }
Inferno: -[] No….my palm sometimes…but mostly my girl..[]-
DJ Saint: {o.o}
Inferno: -[] See..tonight I’m lonely..its just me and Palm-heada…[]-
Kaz: ((dj your so…))
Inferno: -[] GAY []-
Kaz: ((whats the word…))
DJ Saint: { FUCK IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL}}
Kaz: ((Yeah thats it))
Inferno: -[] GAY!!! []-
Inferno: -[] YEAH YEAH!! []-
Inferno: -[]
Kaz: ((you perver youd fuck a puppet?))
DJ Saint: { I’m straighter then your moma was when you ate her out }
Kaz: ((THAT SICK))
Inferno: -[] Thats sick ..[]-
Inferno: -[] I only eat out hoes and my girl []-
DJ Saint: { I’m not surprised you eat yourself }
Inferno: -[] And I only toy with myself when I’m lonely[]-
Kaz: ((LOL this log is gonna be FUNNY!!!!))
DJ Saint: { hemaphrodites! }
DJ Saint: { LOG IT! }
Inferno: -[] Actually..I do eat myself..::Bites his arm::[]-
DJ Saint: {Log this fucking shit! }
Pika: well your mam is a HOE THAN ok
Inferno: -[] I’m hungry..broke…no one…[]-
Inferno: -[] I eat my skin..[]-
Inferno: -[] My toenails..[]-
Inferno: -[] XD []-
DJ Saint: { spent all your money on vicadin }
Inferno: -[] I poor mustard on them []-
Darkforce: ((and just think this all started by pika overreacting about inferno taking liquor))
Inferno: -[] No…spent all my money on viagra..[]-
DJ Saint: { it did? }
Inferno: -[] Yes..[]-
Inferno: -[] But who cares []-
Inferno: -[]::Takes a viagra pill::[]-
Inferno: -[]::Looks at a naked picture of a hoe and rips his undies:: DAMN IT! []-
DJ Saint: { well fuck why the hell did he overreact }
Inferno: -[] Cuz he’s a pussy []-
Inferno: -[] Pissy passy mofo fucker []-
DJ Saint: {pika you dumbass! }
Kaz: -ooc
Inferno: -[] pissy pantsy mofoooooo lesssbooooo []-
Inferno: -OOC
Pika: what I do
DJ Saint: { there’s nothing wrong with that }
Inferno: Suck it on my balls
Kaz: I refuse to ype another bubble…
Inferno: Suck suck suck!!
Pika: what did I do DJ ??????
Inferno: ^Eats his mom out when he’s lonely!!!! XD ::Points up::
Inferno: V Lesbo
Kaz: MONKEYS+HORSESHOES=FUN
Inferno: ROFL!!!
DJ Saint: {{ you started this because of that! }
Inferno: ROY
Inferno: YOUR A LESBO
Kaz: NO I”M NOT MATTHEW LESKO
Inferno: ^ Male whore
Inferno: XD
Inferno: Okay sorru
Inferno: sorry*
Inferno: Hey..
Inferno: I gotta dump.
Kaz: Dump away.
my pic
SNept: CHUG
SNept: CHUG
SNept: CHUG
SNept: CHUG
Kaz: Chug chug chug!
SexyNoin: .. . . . ..
Kaz: ::chugs::
SexyNoin: *raises an eyebrow* Mmkay.. .?
OnlineHost: Chibi duo gw 32 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Chibi duo gw 32 has left the room.
Kaz: ::slaps the cup down after he finishes::
Kaz: Ahhhhhh…
SexyNoin: *jumps*
SexyNoin: *relaxes and sits back down*
SexyNoin: *finishes drink*
SexyNoin: thanx for the refreshment :). . *walks out the doors*
OnlineHost: SexyNoin has left the room.
Kaz: Wooh here comes the pink elephant… *hic*
SpeedofLight: a pink elephant?
OnlineHost: Chibi duo gw 32 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Chibi duo gw 32 has left the room.
SpeedofLight: ::waves his hand in Emeryk’s face:: how many hands do i have?
OnlineHost: Master Steven has entered the room.
Master Steven: hi
SpeedofLight: hi
Master Steven: sup
Kaz: You have one silly..
Master Steven: have what
SpeedofLight: first drunk guy that can see right
SNept: hi FF8
Master Steven: hi
Kaz: Hey I’ms nots druk!
Master Steven: ::open his 20th beer::
Kaz: ::punches at him and misses horribly::
Kaz: Ugh…
SpeedofLight: told you
Kaz: Take thats bish..
Master Steven: ::drinks it::
Master Steven: hic
Kaz: Told me whats? You talkin to me?
Kaz: I said you talks to me?
SpeedofLight: yep he is drunk
SNept: **sits Emeryk down at a table**
SNept: Stay
Master Steven: i can still see rite
Kaz: Yo momma!
Kaz: Dos driks should be free
OnlineHost: Master Steven has left the room.
SNept: **sighs**
Kaz: Free like you momma
Kaz: XD
SNept: …
SNept: **slaps him across the face**
SpeedofLight: told you he is drunk
Kaz: ::slapped::
Kaz: Ooh feisty!
SpeedofLight: ouch
Kaz: Come to poppa baybey!
Kaz: ::collapses::
SpeedofLight: ::drags him out to the lake::
SNept: **fixes her skirt and sits on the bar counter**
Kaz: ::getting dragged::
Kaz: ::points at him:: You know whats?
SpeedofLight: ::puts him the water and takes him out::
Kaz: I lov you
Kaz: ::gets dunked::
Kaz: Hey I lov you why you wet poor me?
SpeedofLight: ::throws him in the water::
SpeedofLight: lets see if you can swim
SpeedofLight: i guess he cant o well
SpeedofLight: ::walks back to the bar::
Kaz: ::glug glug::
Kaz: ::crawls out::
SNept: BrB
Kaz: I saw a fish!
SpeedofLight: k
Kaz: No really I did!
Kaz: It was all bif and had three eyes and…
Kaz: big*
Kaz: It had a nice booty too!
SpeedofLight: ::gets Emeryk and ties him to an anvel and throws him in the lake::
SNept: back
SpeedofLight: ok
Kaz: ::sink to the bottom::
SpeedofLight: should i leave him there/
SpeedofLight: *?
Kaz: ::comes out::
Kaz: Ugh…, my head…
Kaz: Shoulda not had so many beers before I got here
Kaz: ::his watch beeps::
SNept: **takes her jacket off**
Kaz: Oh no! I’m missing my Bar Mitzfa!
IrknInvaderZim -> Holmes / IrknInvaderZim8
First The IM
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IrknInvaderZim: katerina asigiri recommended you
Holmes: i see
Holmes: did she tell you anything…personal? or else i might have to get rid of her…
IrknInvaderZim: no
Holmes: ok good
Holmes: what is it you want
IrknInvaderZim: the password to the lab on nick .com
Holmes: how badly do you need this password
IrknInvaderZim: i need it very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: very
IrknInvaderZim: badly
Holmes: ok kid shut up i get the point
IrknInvaderZim: heehee sorry
Holmes: well the password isn’t too hard, you’d probablly know it
IrknInvaderZim: but i don’t
Holmes: kid sometimes the answers in life can’t always come on a plate made out of answers, you have to figure some things out for yourself
Holmes: i will help you
Holmes: realize the answer
IrknInvaderZim: the question is what did i tell the earth children i wanted to be when i grew up
Holmes: well..
Holmes: think about it
IrknInvaderZim: IrknInvaderZim8chatroom
–
Then The Chat!
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OnlineHost: *** You are in “IrknInvaderZim8”. ***
Holmes: invader zim rules
IrknInvaderZim: hello i need information
IrknInvaderZim: i had to many ims open on my screen i needed space
IrknInvaderZim: anyways who knows what the password is
TheMisFit kid23: invite calvin7mallory
Holmes: cheese?
IrknInvaderZim: ok
Holmes: invite katerina
Ssj4bardok: hi evry1
Holmes: hi
Katerina Asigiri: hi
Jamx2blah: hey
Holmes: so whats evryone’s favorite color?
Holmes: come on
Holmes: don’t be shy
Ssj4bardok: black
Jamx2blah: green
Jamx2blah: although right now its purple
Holmes: blue rules!
Holmes: hopin on the ban wagon, eh?
TheMisFit kid23: bye
Jamx2blah: eh, i guess
IrknInvaderZim: shut up!!@ok down to business what is the password to the lab on nick.com
Holmes: we’ll get to that
Holmes: but first
Holmes: we have to play a game of who can guess how many letters are in the alphabet
Holmes: anyone?
Holmes: um ok…
Holmes: forget that
IrknInvaderZim: 26
Holmes: CORRECT!
Katerina Asigiri: No it’s not
Holmes: oh yeah silly me
Holmes: you forgot punctuation and numbers
Holmes: and plus capitalized letters
IrknInvaderZim: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyx count’ em
Holmes: forget it next game
Jamx2blah: righttt
Holmes: to get the answer of the zim question
Holmes: tell me how many bricks are in the wall of china
Holmes: starting…
Holmes: NOW!
Ssj4bardok: 100003949
IrknInvaderZim: 256,987,543
Jamx2blah: 20,000,000
Ssj4bardok: 9424532543
Katerina Asigiri: too many
Holmes: correct katerina!
Ssj4bardok: damn
Jamx2blah: cry cry
Holmes: i will tell you the password
Holmes: after you answer this question
Jamx2blah: …
Ssj4bardok: ask a fight club question
Holmes: ok
Ssj4bardok: awesome
Holmes: what does the movie fight club start out with?
Jamx2blah: dude w/ gun in his mouth
Ssj4bardok: people are always asking me if i know tyler durden
Holmes: no silly it starts out as film on a movie reel
Jamx2blah: d u kno tyler durden?
Holmes: duh
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: i thought that was only a thing on the dvd
Holmes: well you thought wrong
Ssj4bardok: ask another fight club question
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: dont think so
IrknInvaderZim: stop
IrknInvaderZim: stop
IrknInvaderZim: stops
Jamx2blah: i agree
Katerina Asigiri: but why?
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: <–stopped
IrknInvaderZim: please tell me the password
Ssj4bardok: cuz i have supreme knowledge of fight club
Holmes: calm down
Holmes: relax
Ssj4bardok: i can tell you the 5 leading roles and the actors who played them
Holmes: count to 5
Holmes: thats great
Jamx2blah: cuz itz annoying..YOU LIE i have the supreme knowlege of that movie
IrknInvaderZim: 1 2 3 4 5
Holmes: you can count
Ssj4bardok: tyler durden, “jack” marla singer, “angel face
Holmes: ok enough
Ssj4bardok: brad pitt edward norton, helena bonham carter, meat loaf aday, jared leto
IrknInvaderZim: HURRY UP WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!
Holmes: hey
Jamx2blah: brad pitt, eeee!
Holmes: don’t talk to me like that
Holmes: i know the password
Ssj4bardok: hell muthafucken yeah
Holmes: and i can take as much time as i want to
Ssj4bardok: lolz
IrknInvaderZim: Gawd im tired of this!!!
Holmes: ok
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: drool, brad….
Holmes: what do i want to be when i grow up
IrknInvaderZim: while im alive please
Jamx2blah: a hobo?
Ssj4bardok: othapedist!!
Ssj4bardok: an eleohant!!
Holmes: WRONG!
Ssj4bardok: elephant**
Holmes: a othapedist hobo!
Holmes: duh!!!
Jamx2blah: lol
IrknInvaderZim: lol
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: u forgot the elephant
Holmes: no i didn’t forget
IrknInvaderZim: stupid
Holmes: elephant is not a god job
Jamx2blah: hehe
Holmes: all you get is peanuts
Holmes: next question
Holmes: who created AOL?
IrknInvaderZim: i dunno
Ssj4bardok: the person who created aol!!!
Katerina Asigiri: the Devil
Jamx2blah: anole?
Holmes: WRONG!’
Holmes: i did
Holmes: next question
Ssj4bardok: well, i was still right
IrknInvaderZim: uh huh sure
Jamx2blah: ur bill gates arent you
Holmes: no
Holmes: i wish!
Jamx2blah: dont lie!
Holmes: HHAHAHAHAHA
Holmes: fine
Holmes: i’m bill gates
Holmes: and i’m going to buy you out
Jamx2blah: yay, i knew it
IrknInvaderZim: bill gates created microsoft stupid
Katerina Asigiri: heh
Jamx2blah: that still doesnt mean hes bill gates
Holmes: how would you know if i was or wasn;t bill gates?
IrknInvaderZim: i need the password people
Holmes: i mean come on, what if i was pretending to be normal
Ssj4bardok: theyre stalking you
Jamx2blah: i stuper powers
Holmes: i can give you the passwords to over 300 networks
Ssj4bardok: GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!
Holmes: 50 secret networks
IrknInvaderZim: ???
Jamx2blah: lol
Holmes: CIA network
Ssj4bardok: RUN DAMMIT!!!
Holmes: but sorry, i forgot the password for the invader zim website
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: ::she explodes::
Katerina Asigiri: oooh… lookie the fireworks
Holmes: what is the meaning of life
Ssj4bardok: <covers face>
IrknInvaderZim: i wish i could explode
Ssj4bardok: to die
Holmes: …
Holmes: your very depressed
Holmes: seek help
Ssj4bardok: i know i am
Ssj4bardok: but i have a hell of a time
Holmes: to much invader zim, watch something thats happier, like mr. rogers neighborhood
Jamx2blah: …
Holmes: “it’s all good in the neighborhod”
Jamx2blah: ..
Holmes: .
Ssj4bardok: im sorry…i think that if there is a god…life is just one big sick joke
Holmes: anyways no one cares what you think
Ssj4bardok: thats my outlook
Holmes: next question
Jamx2blah: me too, damn the irony of it all
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Holmes: ok guys if this was the “cry your brains out” chat rom
Holmes: thats what it would be called
Jamx2blah: vapor transmission BZZZZZZZ
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((>((((((((((((((((((((((((((radar)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Holmes: yur scaring me
Jamx2blah: heh
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>(((((((((((radar))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Holmes: ok truth is i never knew the damn password
IrknInvaderZim: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((>((radar))))))))))))))))))))))
Holmes: i JUST WANTED ATTENTION
Ssj4bardok: <blip>
Jamx2blah: i think you lost it bill
IrknInvaderZim: <>^}]{{]][[][]{}}[]}{][))9(8*&6^%$#4##@2!5^7%5$757″:’?.?<?>/><,>?,>,>
Holmes: yes i did
Holmes: bye
Segments
Holmes: Jiggalo for sale
Braak: ::The big wolf looks at ceasar::
Scyth: ::looks around for a tender::
Holmes: 20 dollars a pop
Dakota Yakamy: There momma
Braak: ::Barks loudly at him::
Ceasar De Boyce: ::smacks holmes with a large trout::
Holmes: …that sounds nasty
Cidra De Boyce: ~looks to Eiko and smiles weakly~ No, no… I have to stay awake until Psy comes back
Ceasar De Boyce: we’ve got kids in here!
Holmes: OW
JenSei: *continues drinking her ale, looking around for some company*
Dakota Yakamy: Dont worry momma
Holmes: so?
Dakota Yakamy: Ill wake you when he comes
Holmes: pre-sex education
AJ De Boyce: ::he walks to Cidra:: You ok?
Scyth: ::He looks to Jen::
Ceasar De Boyce: we don’t want that kind of smuttery here!
OnlineHost: Tanaquile has left the room.
Dakota Yakamy: You can rest
Emily: ::just watches everything::
Makoto: * cough cough *
Holmes: i can’t help my sexyness
Cidra De Boyce: ~looks to AJ and nods~ Yeah.. just tired
Ceasar De Boyce: your not sexy!
AJ De Boyce: Promise?
Ceasar De Boyce: and why would anyone want you?
Holmes: well that explains everything
Dakota Yakamy: ::looks at Holems::..Queer..O_O
Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~ promise
Holmes: HOLMES*
Scyth: ::then turns his attention to the bar as he strolls over to get a drink::
ChiaynaRodaos: ::nods to herself and looks around the room::
Holmes: cause
Braak: ::He keeps barking loudly::
Ceasar De Boyce: jeez holmes, does your face hurt?
Cidra De Boyce: Do me a favor?
JenSei: *looks to Ceasar* Why not just use an ignore dagger? Then you won’t have to watch.
Dakota Yakamy: Braak..what are you doing?
Holmes: yeah you smacked me with a fish
Ceasar De Boyce: because it’s killin me!!!
Ceasar De Boyce: your like school in summertime!
Ceasar De Boyce: no class
Braak: ::He is barking at ceasar::
Holmes: ..
Holmes: thats suppose to be funny?
AJ De Boyce: Me?
Emily: ::with another yawn,she stepped away from the wolf and moved to a corner,sitting on the
Dakota Yakamy: Braak! no! Ceasar is my pal!
Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~
AJ De Boyce: Me?
Emily: ::with another yawn,she stepped away from the wolf and moved to a corner,sitting on the
Dakota Yakamy: Braak! no! Ceasar is my pal!
Cidra De Boyce: ~nods~
AJ De Boyce: What m’lady?
Ceasar De Boyce: ::pulls out rather large gun and blasts holmes with an ignore beam::
Holmes: oh no
Emily: floor and then lays down,tucking an arm under her head,her eyes drifting shut::
OnlineHost: BrghtEyes has entered the room.
JenSei: *grins to Ceasar*
Holmes: another ignore thing
Holmes: big whoops
Scyth: ::pours himself a drink leaving some money on the counter::
Holmes: whats next an “ignore whip”
Braak: ::Stops, looking to eiko:: ~Your friend?~
Ceasar De Boyce: ::notices the wolf, jumps into corner::
Cidra De Boyce: Wake me if the girls need anything… ~girls meaning Emily, Eiko or Hayley~
Ceasar De Boyce: yipes!
BrghtEyes: :: a young lass walks into the tavern::
OnlineHost: XRikzX has entered the room.
Ceasar De Boyce: yes, I’m her friend!
Scyth: ::Walks back to his table and sits, taking off his cloak::
Holmes: i’m the jiggalo
Calli De Boyce: ::walks in::
Dexter De Boyce: :: looks to ceasar and barks to him:: ~hello~
DA pOoP: IAM THE JUGGALO
Dakota Yakamy: ::Curls up::
Holmes: no
Holmes: i am
Braak: ::He is just curled uop sleeping::
AJ De Boyce: ::he gets a blanket and puts it on Cidra::
Holmes: i was here first
Braak: *up
Holmes: go pimp somewhere else
RhydinCheapNSave
Online Host: *** You are in “Arts and Entertainment – RhydinCheapNSave”. ***
Jez M: ::walks in bored, had no other place to go::
Jez M: Hiya
Holmes: ::looks at jez:: WELCOME ::tosses him a store listing::
Jez M: *her
Holmes: ((sorry))
KaIika: ::sliiiiiiides in with a raised brow::
Holmes: ::tosses kalika a listing::
Jez M: ::looks over the list laughing::
Jez M: ::looks up:: hey Kali
KaIika: ::raises a brow getting tossed a listing::
KaIika: Hey
KaIika: ……..Jez?
KaIika: You need money hon?
Jez M: no I just came in here cuz I was bored
Jez M: If I needed money I would ask you for it
Holmes: ::mutters:: i need money…
KaIika: All right..
Jez M: ::crumples up a twenty dollar bill::
KaIika: ::she looks over the list::
Jez M: ::throws it at Holmes::
Jez M: now ya got money
Holmes: ::scrambles and grabs it quickly::
KaIika: O.o
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: ::shrugs::
Jez M: what
KaIika: [I was talking to Jez’s mun on the phone a sec ago]
KaIika: [errr the old one]
Jez M: ((yeah and?))
Holmes: ::walks to the register and presses the buttom: nothing happens::
KaIika: [yep..she says you can have Jez totally she doesn’t care she made up a new charrie]
Jez M: ((cool))
Holmes: ::hits the register, nothing still happens:: damn thing hasn’t been used in so long it
Holmes: rusted up
KaIika: ::she pulls out a fifty wondering if she could buy the whole flippin store::
Jez M: ((guess who came back… never mind you dont know him))
Holmes: ::looks at the fifty:: OMG i haven’t seen one of those in YEARS
Jez M: ::blink blink::
Holmes: they still EXIST?
Jez M: yeah
KaIika: ::raises a brow::
KaIika: [who?]
Jez M: uh…. just how long have you been in this store?
Holmes: anyone want to see my house ::points to the cardboard box in the corner:: I’m getting a rat
Holmes: as a pet next month ::smiles proudly::
KaIika: ::blink blink::
Jez M: ::stares blankly::
KaIika: ummm
KaIika: ::looks to Jez::
Holmes: ever since i ran away from the mental institution i had to make a life, ya know
Jez M: uh… yeah
KaIika: ::looks to Holmes backing towards the door, she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I think we will be leavin now, well good luck with your rat
Holmes: Hey hey don’t leave buy something first
KaIika: ::she looks to Jez::
Jez M: I gave you twenty bucks… I dont want anything ::backing towards door::
Holmes: don’t you want your door prize? Used pissed in and crapped in underwear?
Jez M: uh no thanks
Holmes: aww…
Jez M: maybe you should just throw the door prize away
KaIika: ::scrunches her nose::
Jez M: ::hand on door::
KaIika: ::she looks to the man::
Holmes: what? and leave customers unhappy? no way ::shakes head::
Jez M: ok
KaIika: umm
KaIika: how about…
KaIika: ::walks to some old shoes, she smells them::
KaIika: these?
Jez M: ::opens door::
KaIika: ::makes a sick face to jez but brightens::
KaIika: A handsome pair of shoes
KaIika: how much?
Holmes: umm those are 99 cents…
KaIika: ::she walks to him handing him the fifty::
KaIika: keep the change
KaIika: ::she sliiides to the door::
KaIika: ::turns and looks over her shoulder throwing a wink at him:
Holmes: ::takes the fifty: and falls to the ground, from such excitement::
KaIika: Good luck
Jez M: ::steps out::
Holmes: ::almost has a heart attack::
KaIika: ::pushes Jez out the damned door::
KaIika: Go
KaIika: ::quickly follows her::
Holmes: Hey remeber to advertise my store!
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another RhyDin CheapNSave log:
Lillixgirl: ::looks at him oddly::
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register again::
davepoobond: ahahahahahahahahahahaahah
davepoobond: welcome to Rhydin Cheap N Save!
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Lillixgirl: thanks!
Holmes: ::runs back in::
davepoobond: boy howdy
davepoobond: haha heehaw
Holmes: ::throws her a store listing::
Lillixgirl: ::catches it::
Holmes: ::stands behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::sets up all the stuff::
davepoobond: hey! i got a good idea! old tapes no one use!
davepoobond: by bands no one has EVER heard of
Lillixgirl: ::reads over it::
Holmes: ::points a finger at him:: your a great thinker
davepoobond: thanks!
davepoobond: we also need a clown suit called “Dump the Clown Suit”
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him and looks at it:: we had a lot of
great dumps together…but
Holmes: it’s time to move on ::sniff sniff:: good bye good friend ::hands
it to dave::
davepoobond: ::takes it and tacks it on a wall near the door::
davepoobond: ::he steps back, admiring it:: good!
Lillixgirl: ::tries to keep from laughing::
Holmes: ::hits a button and the register falls apart:: damnit…
davepoobond: got anything else we can put up?
Holmes: oh how about some crumpled up paper!
davepoobond: ok, got a basket of it?
Holmes: ::pulls one out from behind him:: here ya go
Lillixgirl: u need duct tape
Holmes: Oh i found a calender! but it’s for 1901…oh well still useful ::tosses it to him::
Lillixgirl: duct tape. trust me on that one
Holmes: duct tape ::rolls eyes:: like THAT has any use for anything…
Lillixgirl: only anything!
davepoobond: ::grabs the basket and places it on a table and tosses the calender on it too::
Lillixgirl: theres nothing duct tape cant do!
Holmes: can it tape a ducks mouth shut?
Holmes: i didn’t THINK so…
Lillixgirl: im sure it could
Holmes: a duck doesn’t HAVE a mouth HAHAHAHAHAHA
davepoobond: can it pick the lint off my boot?
Lillixgirl: ::nods::
davepoobond: lies! all lies!
davepoobond: i dont even HAVE a boot!
Lillixgirl: then get those too
Holmes: hey i found some boots ::pulls out a brand named Tumberland::
davepoobond: do you have toy cars made in mexico by any chance?
Holmes: ::pulls out a gold ring:: this will never sell…::throws it in a corner::
Holmes: ah hah, I found mexican toy cars…there called Hoto Wheelios…
davepoobond: yeah, who needs that piece of junk
davepoobond: hoto wheelios!? you serious?! those are…collector items almost!
Holmes: ::throws the cars at him::
Holmes: think fast! ::throws one:: think fast! ::throws another one::
Holmes: think slow this time ::throws one in slow motion::
davepoobond: ::the cars hit my eyes::
davepoobond: owww
Holmes: ::looks at his eyes:: are those broken? If they are we can SELL it!
davepoobond: no, just slightly poked
davepoobond: ::takes the cars and tosses it on a table::
Holmes: darn there goes $.99 off our buisness
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: but, we can use these instead!
davepoobond: ::takes out a googly eye glasses thingy::
Holmes: AHHH THOSE ARE SCARY ::jumps into his cardboard box home::
Holmes: is the monster gone ::pops his head out::
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davepoobond: yeah….now it is
davepoobond: but, theres a new one!
Holmes: ::runs behind the counter::
davepoobond: ::stares over at black halo::
Holmes: ((he didn’t walk in yet))
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Holmes: damnit
davepoobond: ((gggrrrr))
Holmes: ugh i’ll go back to advertising
davepoobond: ((i’m gonna invite some guys))
davepoobond: ((wait!))
Holmes: ((alright))
Holmes: ((lol i just herd on the news there was a plan to kill N Sync in a teens room))
davepoobond: ((yeah, i knew about that yesterday))
Holmes: ((thats how stupid N Sync is…))
davepoobond: ((his motive was “because they got all the good girls”))
Holmes: ((hahaha))
Holmes: ((where are the guys you invited))
davepoobond: ((THEY ALL LEFT!))
davepoobond: ((go ahead and advertise…))
Holmes: ((…))
Holmes: ((alright))
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Holmes: no customers?
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davepoobond: no
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davepoobond: ….
Holmes: ugh STILL no customers?
davepoobond: what are you doing to advertise?
Holmes: ::walks in:: hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhydinCheapNSave ::walks out::
davepoobond: uhh, put a link
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Holmes: …
davepoobond: someone came but left
Holmes: dang
davepoobond: must’ve been the calendar ::shrugs::
Holmes: ::points to the calender:: it’s all your fault!
Holmes: ::crumples it up and adds it to the crumpled paper basket::
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Holmes: ugh we need customers
Necrochild: But its not a slimy lick
Necrochild: Mrr?
davepoobond: ::rings the cash register::
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davepoobond: what an idiot
davepoobond: that stupid calendar AGAIN
Holmes: ::looks at the crumpled calender:: your going to get it BIG time
Holmes: ::plays paper basketball with it with a hoop on the door::
davepoobond: ::Defends the calendar::
davepoobond: no! dont touch!
Holmes: ::grumbles::
Holmes: ::looks at the calender;: he may protect you now but when he lets his guard down, your gonna
Holmes: GET IT
Holmes: ::pounds his fist against his hand and makes a really angry face::
davepoobond: ……..just go advertise, it’ll blow off some steam
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Holmes: RhydinCheapNSave (Keyword to: aol://2719:62-2-RhydinCheapNSave)
Holmes: wait this is rhydin cheap n save
Holmes: whoops hehehehe
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Holmes: now lets just wait….
Holmes: ::hums the jepordy theme song::
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Holmes: good three people, now we should get a bigger crowd
davepoobond: ::waves at FireRaze:: hi-o!
FireRaze: ::hops on in,dooing cartweels::
FireRaze: Heeeeeyyyyy!!!!
Holmes: ::gives each a recruiting store listing::
Holmes: add as much stuff as you like…
davepoobond: i need to go….
Holmes: …so…
davepoobond: bye
Holmes: doh bye
davepoobond: i’ll probably be back..
Holmes: alright….
davepoobond: in 2 minutes
Holmes: don’t let the door bonk your butt on the way out
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This is the Store listing for Rhydin CheapNSave:
Used Socks: $.99
Used Underwear: $.99
Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don’t want this shit!
Used Soap on a rope: $.99
Brand New Spam: $.99
Year old Cheese: $.99
Magic Wand: $.99
A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99
Used Cocaine: $.99
Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99
Joke A Cola: $.99
Jomama: $.99
Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Tights: $.99
Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless
Spoom: $.99
Potty Training Lessons: $.99
Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it’s just as good!) $.99
String Cheese: $.99
Dike Shirts(Nike is way overated, now it’s time for DIKE! Just BUY it!): $.99
Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99
Abibas Shoes: $.99
Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99
M&W’s candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99
Rhydin Private School
JasonHunter: ::walks out of his dorm and into the halls::
Holmes: jomama
JasonHunter: ::his blue eyes look about as his blue spikey hair sways a bit as he walks::
Holmes: jomama
JasonHunter: ::standing 6’2, and being muscular and well built for a 19 year old::
Holmes: jomama
Spitfire: ::looks to Holmes:: Stop That
JasonHunter: ::dressed in a skin tight black jump suit and black boots::
Holmes: jomama
Holmes: stop what
Spitfire: saying that word, jomama
Holmes: ::gives a shrug::
Holmes: what? You talkin about my mama?
Spitfire: no
Holmes: i can always smell a liar cause they stink…::glares at him::
JasonHunter: ::hears voices as he turns the corner of the hall and looks to the two::
Spitfire: Young Man do you think your a tough guy?
Creepychica: ::remains against the locker::
Creepychica: ::brushing her bright blonde lockes::
Creepychica: ::puts her brush away:::
Mandi: if you want to chat with a 14 year ol lady that live in ky please im me as soon as you can
Creepychica: ::runs her fingers through her hair::
Mandi: if you want to chat with a 14 year ol lady that live in ky please im me as soon as you can
Holmes: no i think you think that i think that you think what she thinks that i think i’m a tough
Holmes: guy
JasonHunter: ::glances to Creepy and gives her a small warm smile::
Creepychica: ::Wearing her cheerleading uniform:::
Spitfire: Son I am a Combat Pilot
Creepychica: ::she looks at Jason and smiles that cute flirty smile of hers back, winking::
Holmes: Hi mr. pilot, i’m santa clause
Spitfire: That’s Wing COmmander to you
Holmes: thats Jolly Fat Boy to YOU
JasonHunter: I think the kid needs to grow up ::talking about Holmes::
Jakson Bullok: ::he walks in slowly his hand in Kats::
Kat DeTorre: ::walks in..her hand in Jacksons:: what was that all about?
Creepychica: :::bends over, on purpose, picking her books up from the bottom of her locker slowly:: (lol)
Creepychica: (just had to add)
Spitfire: If he only saw what I have seen
Jakson Bullok: I dunno…shes been at me all day though
Holmes: and i thought I was a baby, go cry about it wing man…
JasonHunter: ::quickly glances back to Creepy::
Spitfire: Kid I have seen CHildren killed by bombs
Kat DeTorre: ::looks to him:: another one of your “friends”?
Kat DeTorre: ::arches a perfect brow::
Spitfire: young Men not much older than you BLown out of the sky
Jakson Bullok: whats that supposed to mean
Holmes: damn i knew setting those bombs in preschools wasn’t the brightest idea…
Creepychica: ::stands back up, putting her books on top of her locker::
Kat DeTorre: nothing
Spitfire: ::glares:: I’m Talking about by Luftwaffe Bombs
Jakson Bullok: ::he would noramly get angry, but sice hes happy there back together::
Creepychica: :::brushing her short cheerleading skirt off and flips her hair around to her back:::
Jakson Bullok: since*
Holmes: oh Waffle bombs, are they put into waffles and then eaten and then people blow up?
Spitfire: the German Air FOrce you fool
JasonHunter: ::he walks by them all, giving a wink to Creepy as he heads to the gym::
Holmes: they must be made in germany…
Creepychica: ::looks back at him and smiles::
FaithEliz: <<back>>
Holmes: can’t trust those germans
Spitfire: not to mention the 40 pilots I’ve seen to their deaths
Kat DeTorre: ::grabs her strawberry lip gloss out of her purse…placeing some on her lips::
Creepychica: ::shuts her locker, grabbing her bag and walks casually on over to the gym::
Holmes: germans are EVIL
Spitfire: ((wb))
FaithEliz: <,ty>>
Spitfire: no
JasonHunter: ::he walks into the gym and takes the 5ft long 6inch wide sword off of his back::
Creepychica: ::doesn’t want to act like she’s stalking him or anything::
Spitfire: ((np))
Holmes: when i asked a german if he knew where the nearest tourist center was and he kept saying
Jakson Bullok: ooh..Strawberry..can I taste it
JasonHunter: ::he holds it with both hands and begins to train by himself, looking as if he was sword
JasonHunter: dancing::
Holmes: nine and i said i didn’t need a number, i wanted to know where it was and he kept saying
Holmes: nine
Creepychica: :::she takes out a light pink piece of paper and writes, My dorm room number 231, come visit
Holmes: there EVIL
Kat DeTorre: ::places it back into her purse:: maybe
Creepychica: sometime, Love, Afton:::
Spitfire: he was saying no, Nien is no in german
Jakson Bullok: ::he lenas closer to her about to kiss her::
Creepychica: ::Sets it in the door and walks off upstairs to her dorm::
Kat DeTorre: ::a sweet smile playes apon her lips::
Holmes: SURE cover his back NOW
Jakson Bullok: ::he kisses her deeply, his tounge sliding into her mouth::
JasonHunter: ::smirks as his muscules tence a bit up from the training and turns around to see the note::
Holmes: don’t hide the evilness of germany, they make those wierd cars and call them “Beetles”
Spitfire: ::turns to walk away::
Creepychica: ::opens her door and enters the room, shutting the door once again::
Kat DeTorre: ::kisses him back, returning the tounge:: So, what are we doing tonight?
Creepychica: ::turns on Mariah Carey’s The Roof::
Holmes: i’m telling you their from another planet and don’t turn your back on me
JasonHunter: ::he walks over and puts the swor back on his back, reading the note::
Jakson Bullok: whateva you want
Spitfire: ::walks to his Jump bag and Picks it up::
Holmes: i only speak the truth and nothing but the truth so help me god
Spitfire: Come on Tarquin
JerisFlame: ::Enters the school silently::
Kat DeTorre: ::looks around:: this school is boring
Spitfire: ::walks away from the kid::
Creepychica: ::sings along lowly:: ” I only wanted you to taste my sadness as you kissed me in the dark”
Holmes: I WILL SPREAD MY THEORY TO THE WORLD! They’ll LISTEN
RhyDin Locked Cellar
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Holmes: ::pimps into the locked cellar::
Funnyjoke: ::she straightened out her miniskirt::
Mister Rectangle: He stood before the entrance, looking from side to side, his face remained consealed:
Mister Rectangle: (Add a ” : ” to the beginning)
Funnyjoke: ::one hand rested on her flat stomach, looks around::
Mister Rectangle: :As he looked from side to side, he noticed there were only a few:
Funnyjoke: ::glances at holmes, then at mister::
Mister Rectangle: :He stepped forth, he paid no mind to the “pimpin” one, but kept a sharp eye on the woman:
Holmes: is this some kind of drug ballard ::gives a shrug::
Mister Rectangle: :He stopped, his head shifted slowly as he looked to the woman again:
Funnyjoke: ::she glanced at mister, looked him up and down, then glanced around the room::
Mister Rectangle: :Apon seeing her glance, he began stepping closer to her:
Mister Rectangle: :That billowing cloud of light smoke circling her feet and running along the floors:
Holmes: are you going to rape her or something? ::raises a brow::
Funnyjoke: ::looks at her feet::
Mister Rectangle: :He turns to the one asking the idiotic question:
Mister Rectangle: Foolish one, the Lord forbids such acts.
Mister Rectangle: As a warrior of the Holy Lamb I am not driven by such desire.
Funnyjoke: ::blinks, watches the two::
Holmes: where is this holy lamb, i need some lamb chops for dinner….
Mister Rectangle: :He turned, facing the man completely:
Holmes: ugh here goes the beating up ::sighs::
Funnyjoke: ::smirks at holmes’ answer, looks at mister::
Mister Rectangle: I am the Holy Lamb.
Holmes: oh….
Mister Rectangle: Come and feed thyself, sinner.
Funnyjoke: ::steps away from the two::
Holmes: sorry your lambness…
Rhydin Rape AlIey
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Verdigo: ((::smirks before [censored] Schele from his place on the ground, his [censored] slipping
Verdigo: into her [censored] as he smiles to Quivr::))
Holmes: ::walks in::
Silenced: ((oh baby!<LOVES IT>))
NOProdigal: the dead little girl blows horror into the legs of the live little girl
Quivrangel: ((::plugs her ears at the good, but very loud music::))
Holmes: if you would like to get raped, can you please raise your hand ::looks around::
Verdigo: ::casts a glare at Holmes for a moment before bringing up his twin Bastard
Quivrangel: ((oooh! me me me me me ::raises both her hands::))
Verdigo: Swords to an X form, a slight flicker of white showing off from behind his
Verdigo: mirrored sunglasses before the tips of his weapons sparked with energy.. a sudden, forced bo
Seraphim: ::watches from above::
Verdigo: bolt of energy soon streaking out through the air before striking at this.. moron::
JASON: ((::blares ADIDAS[wet dreams remix]::))
Holmes: ::looks around for a moron::
Verdigo: ((::smiles as he rests his head on Quivr-muns shoulder… listening to Jasons music
Silenced: ((<IS EVERYONES WET DREAM>))
Verdigo: now..::))
Silenced: ((<wink>))
Verdigo: ((Holmes, your the moron.))
Seraphim: ((note: if anyone wishes for a spar…IM me))
JASON: ((::yea she is::))
Holmes: ::mutters to himself:: would hate to be in his shoes…::
Verdigo: ::cracks his neck as he brings his weapons down into the Capashen Knight
Holmes: ((oh OH))
Verdigo: Guard..::
Verdigo: ((::agrees compleatly with Schele as he [censored] her [censored] with his spork::))
Quivrangel: ((::pats Verdigo-mun’s head as she kisses his cheek:: you’re a very comfy cushion))
Holmes: ::blasted::
Verdigo: ((::smiles:: thankies..))
Verdigo: ((::and the Name…. is Bill::))
Silenced: ((<smirks and loves every minute of it>))
Holmes: now can i rape someone PLEASE?
Verdigo: ((::might ‘un[censored]’ it all::))
Verdigo: ((::in an IM…::))
JASON: nope
Silenced: ((o.o))
Holmes: damn..
Verdigo: ::growls a bit as he just rushes Holmes, a quick thrust foreward with his right blade
JASON: get out of here you scum bucket
Verdigo: bringing a jab foreth into the moron.. twisting his hilt off to the right
JASON: ((::oh oh oh yay!::))
Holmes: your going to emotionally destroy me saying things like that…
Verdigo: a moment before bringing the weapon out in a spirt of blood::
JASON: ((Living Dead girl now[Subliminal Seduction mix]::))
Verdigo: I will physically destroy you first.
Holmes: ::gets hurt?!?!::
Verdigo: ::gets JABBED::
JASON: ((newbie))
Verdigo: ::BY A SWORD::
Verdigo: ::………………………::
Verdigo: ((mmhmm…))
Holmes: ::oh ok jabbed::
Silenced: ::impaled like whoa even Holmes::
JASON: ((just kill him and spare us the trouble bill))
Verdigo: ::and with another of his motions he brings his left blade up to the neck, a clean and
Verdigo: bloodless slash going over.. and soon through the flesh, sending chips
Verdigo: of bone and a few shards of skin off to the right..::
Holmes: hey clean your blade before you do that, you might spread aids or something
Verdigo: ::withdraws his weapon back to his side, into the Capashen Knight Guard::
JASON: ::Licks his fangs watching the massacre::
Verdigo: ((::and Le-click::))
Verdigo: ((::dives IC::))
Silenced: ((<notes the quite dead man>))
Tymber: ::Enters alley cautiously::
Holmes: ::lays dead::
Holmes: ::very dead::
Verdigo: Indeed… being an Angel has it’s benefits of immunity.
JASON: can i eat him?
Verdigo: ::a slight yawn escaped his teirs as he brought himself to the side of the alleyway, and
Verdigo: gently nodded to JASON::
Holmes: ::all of a sudden an angel comes from heaven and kicks him, bringing him back to life::
Tymber: :: amused by the way her breath makes curls of smoke in the cold night air::
Verdigo: ’tis no concern of myne.
Verdigo: So be my guest,
JASON: ::pounces holmes sinking fangs into his neck::
JASON: ::riping hunks of flesh from it::
Verdigo: ::shakes his head to the eagerness as he moves himself into a side alcove alley, with
Holmes: ::i’m skin a bones and not a very good main course…::
Silenced: ((<lurkie lurkies>))
Verdigo: a silent step moving himself compleatly from view..::
Holmes: ::and please don’t eat my manhood, it’s all i got…::
JASON: ::grabs his manhood riping it off::
Verdigo: ((btw Schele, I know what Autum was helping Gobbie with.))
Holmes: ::damn you, now i’m really dead::
Holmes: ::i hope you choke on it::
Silenced: ((i figured yah knew.))
Verdigo: ((::smiles:: I’ma lil hacker, I’ve gotta know everything that goes on.))
JASON: ::slides from the body licking blood from his now crimson lips::
KSims: ::walking on the streets of RhyDin he turns down an Alley way::
KSims: ::his pale green eye’s scan the area::
Silenced: ((but autum rather not tell everything.))
KSims: ::has his Hard Edge blade on his back::
KSims: ::walks slowly::
Jesus Loves Disco
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Holmes: what the hell is this crap?
Mikey: it was?
Skittle: wha
Holmes: jesus loves disco?
Skittle: crap?
Skittle: yeah?
Holmes: yeah crap, another word for SHIT, FECES
Skittle: then…leave
Holmes: i came here to find out what it was
Skittle: its a room
Holmes: wow, THANK YOU Mr. Obvious
Skittle: dont mention it
Holmes: i want to know why it’s called Jesus Loves Disco
Skittle: because we are looking for others who have seen him do it
Holmes: might as well be waiting for Eminem to come to your door and sign an autograph
Skittle: huh
Holmes: because None of them are going to happen
Mikey: jesus loves disco
Skittle: damn straight
Mikey: he told me
Holmes: why doesn’t he like rap
Holmes: or country
Mikey: because rap is stupid
Mikey: country is gay
Skittle: because he likes disco
Holmes: i want to see jesus breakdance
Mikey: i’ve seen it
Holmes: can he shake that booty?
Mikey: oh yeah
Skittle: then go to www.dancingjesus.com
Holmes: i’ve been there
Holmes: i’ve been to every sight that has dancing things on it
Holmes: www.fishydance.com
Holmes: www.stickdance.com
Skittle: have you been to www.chewbaccadance.com?
Holmes: no
davepoobond: ::rolls into the room::
davepoobond: hi
Holmes: were discussing how jesus likes disco
davepoobond: really
Holmes: or should i say *loves*
davepoobond: well, the afros are nice
davepoobond: and if anybody wonders why he’s so tall
davepoobond: ::whispering:: the shoes
Holmes: shhh don’t let out his secret
davepoobond: whoops! sorry
Holmes: i think jesus fits the rap image
Holmes: i can see him rapin the bible
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: ticka ticka yo there once was a dude named noah, he was kinda needed a showa, so it rained
Holmes: for 40 days and nights while he was on his arc, sleepin tight…
Holmes: so will the real jesus please stand up
Holmes: …hmm i’m not a good rapper…
Holmes: i should leave it to Eminem…
davepoobond: heh