Mary had a little lamb.
I want a soda.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21779
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She took it round the corner to teach it how to…
Fry and egg for breakfast, fry an egg for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you want to…
Peter had a boat, the boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his…
Cocktails, gingerales, 40c a glass.
If you don’t like them, stick em up your…
Ask no qestions, tell no lies.
I saw santa claus undoing his…
Flies are bad, mosuitoes are worse.
And this is the end of my silly little verse. 🙂
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21778
Mary had a little.
Mary had a lot.
Mary likes it both ways.
Mary likes it hot.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21777
Mary had a little lamb
And a little cat
A little pig
Mary was a dwarf
Why victimize her, I ask you that?
Always picking on the little people aren’t you?
You people make me sick.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21776
Mary had a little lamb, a lobster and some prunes,
A hunk of beef, a chicken leg and then some macaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin to see her order so,
and when they carried Mary out her face was white as snow.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21775
Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece was black as coal.
And every time it jumped a fence.
You could see its pink asshole.
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21774
Mary had a little lamb.
Her brother shot him dead.
Now she takes her lamb to school.
Between two bits of bread.
cypripareunia
cypripareunia – n. sexual intercourse with a prostitute
cypridophobia
cypridophobia – n. the fear of catching a venereal disease
cyber sex
cyber sex – n. a sexual encounter or sexual relations between two people via computer connection
cut
cut – n. slang for a circumcised penis.
cunnilingus
cunnilingus – n. the act of stimulating the female genital area with the tongue
cumshot
cumshot – n. the act of ejaculation
cuckold
cuckold – n. a man whose wife has been unfaithful
;} the act of cheating on a spouse.
crurophilia
crurophilia – n. sexual arousal from legs