gacda – v. to put a pizza cutter up your ass
gabsut
gabsut – n. a broken ball
gabioau
gabioau – n. a story about hashbrowns
gabalhu
gabalhu – n. drinkable yogurt
Essay of Definition – Peace
Definition of peace is no violence and argument. Everybody would be appreciated if they had peace in their lives. But why can’t they enjoy a peaceful life? Violence and disruption between many nations and terrorists are the answer. Nations and terrorists seek power. When they seek power, they look up to weapons of mass destruction. In order to obtain peace, the world must get rid of threats and weapons of mass destruction.
Iraq was supposed to dispose and seize making weapons of mass destruction. Because of their act of continuous development of biological and nuclear weapons, the United States feared Iraq. President Bush wanted peace between every nation, but it seemed some countries like Iraq wanted to disturb many other nations’ peace. President Bush wanted to end any act of terrorism so he issued his army to assault Iraq. Surely using force may get rid of threats and weapons of mass destruction, UN (United Nation) tries to resolve this matter with negotiation. Negotiating with words is better than using force. Force just disturbs the surrounding environment. It involves lives and it takes away lives. Negotiating terminates the use of force. President’s decision of using force just to end threats is wrong. For it brings more uproar to middle east. If war should be fought, war must be fought against terrorists.
Human Resource Dictionary
The human resource dictionary is your quick guide to figuring out what those phrases you see from the human resource department of a company.
“COMPETITIVE SALARY”
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY”
We have no time to train you.
“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
“MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED”
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED”
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
“DUTIES WILL VARY”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
“MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL”
We have no quality control.
“CAREER-MINDED”
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
“APPLY IN PERSON”
If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be told the position has been filled.
“NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE”
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
“SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE”
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
“PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST”
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
“REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
“GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
What Names Mean
These are a list of names that tell you what they mean. Look for yours and see what it means. If it’s not on here, tell us your name, and we’ll put it up for you. Most of these we just got from a stupid email, obviously made by a girl. Don’t think that we’re gay or anything….ok?
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Aaron – is smart and quiet
Adam – is loud and obnoxious
Alex – is small and holmley
Andy – is nice (until you get to know them)
Anthony – is funny and has lots of friends
Ben – is sweet and cute
Bob – is quiet and unpopular
Brad – thinks everyone likes them..(they don’t though)
Brendon – is a screwoff
Brett – wants “some” but can’t get any
Brian – is a hotty
Bryan – is sexy, but stupid
Chris – is adorable, and have lots of “different” friends
Clark – is hilarious and always in trouble
Cory – ready for anything (especially with girls)
Craig – is popular and “studly”
Curt – can kick anyones butt
Dan – can be shy or they can be loud and annoying
David – usually hot
Derek – has a good butt
Doug – has a greasy face
Drew – is a bad loser
Eric – is a loner
Erik – think they’re funny and popular (they’re not!)
Ethan – is a quiet pshycopath
Frank – is a complete butthole
Gary – is a drug addict
Greg – is a suck-up
Jake – is hott and sweet
Jason – is a player
Jeff – wants everyone
Jeremey – is a molester
Jesse – has no friends
James – is luscious, and studly
Jimmy – is cool and sweet
Joe – has no friends
John – is fat and lazy
Josh – is a horny man
Justin – is an ugly butthole
Kevin – can never get a girlfriend
Kyle – is a little cutie
Lance – will do anybody
Luke – seems to be sweet (watch out)
Mark – is popular with girls only
Matt – is popular and hott (they can be too up front)
Mike – is very good looking, but will do anything with anyone
Nathan – is smarter then hell
Nick – thinks he’s cool (boy is he wrong!)
Noel – is fucking retarded
Paul – wants too many chicks he’ll never get!
Phil – has an awesome six-pack
Ross – is rich
Ryan – is known they can get any girl
Sam – is a stalker
Scott – is the best type of person to be around
Sean – is fat amd horny
Shane – is a crack addict
Steve – wishes they had more friends
Tim – is too skinny
Tom – is too hairy
Travis – can’t get anything (from chicks or guys) hint,hint
Trevor – expects too much from their girlfriend
Tyler – is sexy
Will – uses every girl they go out with (they don’t really like them)
The Number List
ones
tens
hundreds
thousands
million
billion
trillion
quadrillion
quintillion
sentilion
octillion
zillion
kajillion
majillion
bajillion
google
google plex
google six pac
google eight pac
google twelve pac
google thirty six pac
google fifty pac
google one hundred pac
boogle
boogle plex
boogle pac
boogle bobular
bob
bobular
bobular plex
bobular pac
centmillion
centmillionbillion
centmilliontrillion
centmillionzillion
centmillionkajillion
centbillionmillion
centbillionbillion
centbilliontrillion
centbillionzillion
centbillionkajillion
magnillion
bagnillion
tagnillion
zagnillion
The Amazing List of Palindromes
Poop
Yay
Wow
Mom
Racecar
Dad
peep
y, mama I am, Amy
hannah
bub
hey bob. yeh?
heh
born in Rob
fire rif
Root Words
The main bulk of the words in the Squackle! Dictionary don’t follow these “root words” from mainly Greek and Roman words. You can use these to make words to go into the Squackle! Dictionary if you want.
phobia – fear of. Ex. agoraphobia, claustrophobia, xenophobia
phil, philo – love, lover of. Ex. philately, anglophile, fracophile
mis – hatred, hate. Ex. misogynists, misogamy
dys – bad, ill, difficult. Ex. dysentary, dyspeptic
eu – good, well. Ex. euphonious, euphoria
macro – large, big, long. Ex. macrocasm, macron
micro – small, tiny. Ex. microscope, microfilm
hetero – different. Ex. heterogeneous, heterosexual
homo – one, the same. Ex. homogon, homonym, homosexual
hyper – over, above, beyond the ordinary. Ex. hyptertension, hypglycemic
bio – life. Ex. biology, biography
geo – earth, ground. Ex. geology, geography
anti – against. Ex. antiestablishment, anti-Gore, anti-Bush, antipathy
pro – in favor of, for something. Ex. prochoice, prolabor
chron – time. Ex. chronology, chronic pain
auto – self. Ex. automobile, autograph, autobiography
gram, graph – writing. Ex. telegram, telegraphy, autograph, monogram
log, logue – words, speech or talking. Ex. monologue, dialogue
phon – hearing. Ex. telephone, phonics, cacophonous
poly – many, several. Ex. polyhedron, polygon, polyglot
mono – one, single. Ex. monochrome, monocle
pan – all. Ex. panacea, panoramic
bi – two. Ex. bicycle, bilingual, bisexual
semi – half of. Ex. semicircle, semicolon
logy – study of. Ex. biology, physiology, technology, astrology, theology
meter, metr – measure. Ex. baramoter, trigonometry
post – after. Ex. postscript
pre – before. Ex. preview, preliminary, prejudice
endo, em, en – within, put into, inside of. Ex. endocrine, enact,
empower
exo, ex – outside. Ex. exoskeleton, exhale
a, an – not, without. Ex. atypical, amoral
co, com, col – together, with. Ex. cooperation, colatteration,
communication
neo – new. Ex. neonatal, neophyte
psuedo – false, phony. Ex. pseudonym, pseudoscience
theo, the – God, religion. Ex. theology, theocracy
inter – between. Ex. interlude, intermission
per – outside. Ex. perimeter, periscope
tele – far, distant. Ex. telephone, television, telescope
sub – below, beneath. Ex. submarine, substandard
super – more, more than, above, beyond. Ex. Superman, Super Mario,
supervisor, supersedes
syn, sym – together, with. Ex. synonym, symbol
ante – before, in front of. Ex. antebellum
ad – to, toward. Ex. advance
cred – believe, trust. Ex. credulity, credit
contra, counter – opposed to, against. Ex. conrtaband, counterattack
therm – heat. Ex. themometer, themostat, thermal
terr – earth, land. Ex. terrain, terra firma
ness, tion – quality of, expressing action. Ex. goodness, commotion,
tension
astro – stars. Ex. astroturf, astronomy, astrology
anthro – human, man. Ex. anthropoid, anthropormorphic
hydro – water. Ex. hydrology, hydraulics, hydraphobia
hemo – blood. Ex. hemophilliac, benevelent
mal – bad, evil. Ex. malevolent, malodrous, malicious
cap – the head, the chief. Ex. capital, cap
equ – equal, the same as. Ex. equal, equidistant
extra, ultra – beyond, extreme. Ex. extra credit, ultra
fid – faith, trust. Ex. fidelity, confidence
multi – many, numerous. Ex. multiplayer, multimillionaire
omni – all. Ex. omnipotent, omnivore
path – feelings, emotions. Ex. sympathy, apathy
psych – mental, spirit. Ex. psychologist, psycho
gen – birth. Ex. gender, generations, genesis
mor, mort – death. Ex. mortician, morturary, immortal
non – not. Ex. noncomformist, nonpartisan
ob, op – against, anti. Ex. opponent, obstacle
re – again. Ex. redo, restate, renew
de – down, away from, separation. Ex. demote, deconstruct
man – hand. Ex. manuscript, manicure
aud – hear. Ex. audible, auditorium
dic – say, tell, speech, wording. Ex. diction, dictionary, dictate
spec – seeing, to look.Ex. spectacle, speculate, inspect
ambi – both. Ex. ambidextrous, ambiguous
uni – one. Ex. unibrow, unicorn, unicycle
ten – to hold. Ex. detention, tenant, tentacle
pos – place. Ex. position, posture, positive, deposit
intra, intro – inside, within. Ex. introvert, intrastate
fin – end. Ex. final, fin, finished, finale, finals
fore – before. Ex. before, foretell, forecast
dia – through. Ex. diameter, diagram, diagonal
il, im, in, ir – not, the opposite of. Ex. illegal, immoral, indecent,
irresponsible
se – apart, apart from, away. Ex. segregate, separate, selected
temp – time. Ex. tempo, tempus fugit, temporary
trans – across, change to. Ex. transistion, transform, translation,
transport
un – not. Ex. unfair, unlatched, unusual
ver – true. Ex. verocity, verify, verdict
vis, vid – to see, to provide. Ex. visual, visible, video
voc, vok – to call, voice. Ex. provoke, vocal
bell – war. Ex. rebellious, bellicose, antibellum
bon, boun – positive thing, good. Ex. bountiful, bonjour, bonus
iso – uniform, equal. Ex. isotope, isosceles, isotherm
mega – large, great. Ex. megalopolis, Mega Man, megaton
able, ible – capable of, condition of. Ex. reliable, edible, irritable
dermis – skin. Ex. epidermis
er, or, ist – person, who. Ex. terrorist, dentist, doctor
ful, out – full of. Ex. wonderful, poisonous, hilarious, wonderful
ism – belief. Ex. buddhism, cultism, cannibalism
itis – inflammation. Ex. laryngitis, arthritis
less – without. Ex. thoughtless, fearless
The GhettoStyle Language
This translates only some things from English to GhettoStyle
English |
GhettoStyle |
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Hello | SniffSniffAchoo | |
How are you today? | ZeenZamGrandMicho? | |
Go to Hell | Sleepwitbillclinton | |
Cow | Jomama | |
Socially Active Grizzly Bear | Davebondneedsomecheez | |
Holmes | Sem Loh Hol Mes | |
Raistlin Emeryk | Germanraisin | |
F**k You | I like you | |
Dave Bond | Jaimequierotacos | |
Stupid | Cool | |
Fat Jamaicans | Gluttonmon | |
Pokemon | Poke-A-Man | |
Slappy | Jodada | |
Cheese | Lookatmeimretarded | |
Carrottop | God | |
Some Fat Guy | Evilfatgluttons | |
I am Using this Language | Ladaeadwsrmndshjkddhjdsfhdfhadshjf,zfhjlfjldjdfjaf | |
Gibberish | fdklfdsdsjl;fdjdskjdskdjfdkfjdsfdsl | |
Fart | FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffFFFFFFFFfffffffff | |
Beef-a-roni | Mmmmbeef | |
LOL | LearningOnLeans | |
ROFLMAO | ReadingOnFonicsListeniningMostlyAtOffies | |
BRB | BreakRBack | |
This is now an official language |
fycy
fycy – v. to crank a ferris wheel by hand
fwuzlak
fwuzlak – v. to say “hi” to 200 people for a dollar
fwung
fwung – adj. to be neckless, literally
fwumaloo
fwumaloo – adj. to be high on helium