1. HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE TOILET SCUM
2. DORA THE EXPLORER AND THE MAGIC CARVING KNIFE
3. INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF THE MOLDY CHEESE
4. TUESDAY THE 31 DILLION FILLIONTH
5. TURNMYBLADDER III
6. SOMETHING ‘N SUCH
7. BARNEY GOES POSTAL
8. WAR GAMES (BILL GATES F**KED UP AGAIN)
9. GEORGE-BUSH-GOT-WHACKED
10. CADDY-HACKED-UP-A-LUGIE
11. I WAS A TEENAGE THINGAMABOB
12. GUYS-ON-DOPE: THE WESTERN, STARING JOHN COLEMAN AS WILD BILL-GOT-HIT-UP
13. THE WIZARD OF SCUD…MISSILES
14. SCHINDLER’S PISSED
15. M*A*S*H-YOUR-BRAINS
16. I-JUST-HAD-TEN-DIFFERENT STROKES
17. STARS-IN-MY-EYES SG-1
18. THE FLINTSTONED
19. DANDE’S FEET
20. POKEMON: THERE’S TOO MANY POKEMON MOVIES ALREADY GIVE IT A REST DAMMIT, WITH THE MINI-MOVIE “BOOT CAMP PIKACHU”
21. SPY-KIDS 4: ADVENTURE AT THE RETIREMENT HOME
22. MATRIX: GOT-LOADED
23. SPONGEBOB SLIGHTLY-OBLOGPANTS
24. SWING-ME-INTO-A-WALL KIDS
25. SAVED BY THE–WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?
26. TIMMY THE TOOTH GETS A ROOT CANAL
27. MARTHA STEWART: LIVING-IN-PRISON
28. MARRIED WITH A BITCH
29. INVASION OF THE POTTYSNATCHERS
30. REAR CRACKTOR
Category Archives: Other Junk
Random junk that doesn’t go anywhere else.
Bad Submission #21802
Submitted through the Mary Had a Little Lamb Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 15 2003 / 09:34:51
name = happty
email =
use_email = yes
song = mary had a little lamb who face was white as snow. And everywhere dick would go the lamd was sure to follow
“That’s What She Said” (TWSS) List
This is a list of good and bad “That’s what She Said” lines that you can respond to by saying “That’s What She Said!” or the even more heinous “That’s What HE Said!” to sexualize/distort any statement you may hear in a conversation.
The same concept can be used for “…Sounds like a porno I saw”, “…in bed!”, “Your mom/dad…”, and others, you just have to modify the statements to fit with the prefix/suffix phrases.
Leave a comment if you have a suggestion.
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Good ones (they make sense):
“I need a bigger one” …that’s what she said!
“I can’t fit it in my mouth.” …that’s what she said!
“I want some In-N-Out.” …that’s what she said!
“I can’t hold it anymore.” …that’s what she said!
“You put one ball in” …that’s what she said!
“That’s a lot of slides” …that’s what she said! (“slides” like a power point presentation)
“I’m going to fill this up” …that’s what she said!
“It’s still warm back here” …that’s what she said!
“You just got them all right now” …that’s what she said!
“It came out the back” …that’s what she said!
“Where did all the balls go?” ..that’s what she said!
“It is in one of three places” …that’s what she said!
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Bad ones (they don’t make sense):
(None yet.)
Bad Submission #21798
Submitted using the Mary Had a Little Lamb submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 07 2004 / 14:55:38
name = Mr. Jack
email =
use_email = yes
song = mary had a little lamb and she shot the fucker!
Bad Submission #21797
Submitted using the Mary Had a Little Lamb submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 07 2004 / 14:53:28
name = tghdfghdfghdfghdfghdfgh
email = angel77@
use_email = yes
song = why would Mary have a little lamb?
The Automatic Egg Thrower
Dear Mike,
I hope that you will appreciate my new invention. It is an automatic egg thrower! I assure you it will be of really good use. You can use it for social groups that are bothering you or people who will not get off your lawn after you asked them nicely to go or get off. Then you can load eggs in the egg thrower and shoot them till they run away! You will laugh at their facial expression! There is a brochure that comes with it so you know how to launch eggs with the egg thrower. My egg thrower is going to both the Self-Defense convention and the Joker’s convention! All the eggs that miss your targets will be good nourishment for your grass so you do not have to pick it up. After you throw eggs at somebody they will negotiate with you and do as you set out to accomplish. I insure you they will.
Your best friend,
davepoobond
PS Write back soon!!!!
Promptly Return the Anal Lube, Please
This is an Email Forward you can send to your friends.
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Subject: Promptly return the anal lube, please.
Dear madam,
According to surveillance tapes recorded earlier this week, you shoplifted two bottles of Squeeky brand anal lubricant.
We have informed the authorities about the situation and charges will be pressed. Please return the unused lube in the package to the closest available TARGET store, for possible sentence reduction.
We do not appreciate people taking anal lube (or any merchandise) from our stores.
You are hereby banned from all TARGET stores. And we here at TARGET hope they give you the chair, you little bitch!
Suan Partridge, TARGET inc.
Top 10 Reasons Why Armenians Can’t Be Terrorists
1. 8:45 am (5:45am Glendale time) is too early for them to be up.
2. They are always late, they would have missed all four flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract them.
4. They would talk loudly & bring attention to themselves.
5. With food & drinks on the plane, they would forget why they’re there.
6. They talk with their hands, therefore they would have to put their weapons down.
7. They would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. They would argue & start a fight in the plane.
9. They can’t keep a secret, they would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10. They would have put their country’s flag on the plane.
Funny Search Terms
Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms. They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world. Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle. Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”
Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:
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pictures of guyz fucking there girl friend
how to say huge ass in a fancy way
boy inserting finger in girls asshole sexy hd pics
girls from america sexy nice vagina sexy
grandma is raped with toothbrush
i want to be a cashier and i dont have experience so can google teach me some lessons
sexy ladies sex fuck hard
what is a good porn name for a girl named ann catherine
why the f*ck are asian women so attractive
fireworks of cum and semen
sexy little girl feet on balls
i want to download a beautiful and sexy lady age under 26 that has a lot of photos on facebook
thumbelina hentai
sexxxxy sendals zapanis young cute girl feets
how to draw dick using alphabets
sign me up by email for nasty gay black porn
knock knock jokes about livers
most fucking sexiest ever women wallpaper
pictures huge female holes and the long trailing tities
fat bitches having a motherfucking orgy
gay man sit on mens face and fartshit
does katy perry let guys cum inside her
sexy girl doing fuck in youtube
cute hot fat woman boob
asian girl full hd cute witn attitude
attaching condom of sexy chinese babes
blowjob games earn coins to cum
dave’s review rating on penius enhancers
backpack that looks like a little boy from the waist down
mom fucks barney the dinosaur
what is a good website for robot porn
girl fucking a guy while talking on the phone with her boyfriend
you dont need a boyfriend to have sex
pure uncut heroin
chumlee shemale having sex with a girls manga
neighbors hate us because i married a felon
i want to cum in katy perrys mouth
molested pinball
real free gay porn by email
Football players asses
white guy saying fucking rice to every mustang that passes by
child molesting manatee
teens using tampons with whiskey
tall girls are racist
girl pump fart
can you fuck a vacuum
masturbate bicycle
monkey pooping on a car window
chat with someone horny site
seeing tv reporters panties
what cream for ass
what sound does a beaver make
degrassi has muslims in the show
ass-hole kingdom
filthiest way of saying butthole
woman doing toilet with lion
why da fuck people always getting shot in degrassi
katy perry penis face
girl puts 4 tennis balls in her ass
college fuck festival
subway sandwich girl sucking cock
The Sentence Below
The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.
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Which statement is correct?
Easy Way to Learn the Alphabet
I know that people don’t usually know how to introduce the Alphabet to their young’un or some illiterate adult. But look no further, as I’ve made a list of easy words to remember that go along with each letter!
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A is for Amphetamine
B is for Bong
C is for Cocaine
D is for Death
E is for Ecstacy
F is for Flip Me Over (Because I’m Gonna Be Ridden On)
G is for Giligan’s Island
H is for Hashish
I is for Illegal Drugs
J is for Jerk-off
K is for Kill
L is for LSD
M is for Marijuana
N is for Narcotics
O is for Opium Overdose
P is for PCP
Q is for Queen Bitch
R is for Rectal Probes
S is for Snorting
T is for Tranquilizer
U is for Underwear
V is for Vagina
W is for Wanker
X is for XXX rated fortune cookies
Y is for You
Z is for Zipper
A “Liberbal” and Her Constituency / Fun Links Section
Hello whoever is reading this. I got an idea for a section and its called Fun Links. In Fun Links I will post a link to something and why I think its funny or worthwhile for posting.
This Fun Link comes from A.J. Bray who is a “liberbal” disability blogger, writer, and fashionphile in a wheelchair. Recently she got some hate mail from someone trying to add her as a friend on Facebook, and so she decided to post her response to her admirer on her blog.
http://www.heelsnwheels.info/Funny-yet-Stupid-Hate-Mail-from-Bigot-17991536
Sometimes I’m glad that we have people who don’t know how to type. They make up such wonderful words.
Bad Submission #21469
Submitted through the Other submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 18 2003 / 10:47:33
name = Napolean
email = napoleandude@
use_email = no
type = what names mean
title = what names mean
submission =
Hate Mail #21457
Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 06 2003 / 22:54:31
name = Racist damn crap heads…
email = candies4marion@
use_email = no
qjoke = Q: What do you call a racist person? A: You
Bad Submission #21455
Submitted through the Quick Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 01 2003 / 07:58:58
name = eminem
email = darrylrobinson@
use_email = yes
qjoke = There was a jew and a black person at a bus stop
the black person turns and said what times the bus dew
then the jew replays fuck up u black bastard