Hello whoever is reading this. I got an idea for a section and its called Fun Links. In Fun Links I will post a link to something and why I think its funny or worthwhile for posting.
This Fun Link comes from A.J. Bray who is a “liberbal” disability blogger, writer, and fashionphile in a wheelchair. Recently she got some hate mail from someone trying to add her as a friend on Facebook, and so she decided to post her response to her admirer on her blog.
Sometimes I’m glad that we have people who don’t know how to type. They make up such wonderful words.
A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house.
His sobbing wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking when the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove had caught on fire. It went up in seconds. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is gone……..”
“Wait! Back up a minute,” the man says. “My agent called?”
Q: What do novelists’ kids play with?
A: Writers’ blocks.
WRITER: “It’s an unfair world.”
BANKER: “What do you mean?”
WRITER: “Well, I can write a bad story and nobody will give a hoot. But if I write a bad check, I end up in jail.”
Gossip columnists are the kind of people you can’t believe even when they swear they’re lying.
Q: Why are writers the strangest creatures in the world?
A: Because their tales come out of their heads.