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Squacklecast Episode 13 – “About the Olympics or Something”
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The Squacklecast is back from yet another hiatus to recap the Olympics! Well, only some parts of it.
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The best highlight of the Olympics? Of course that goes to Carmelo Anthony receiving a nut punch.
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Soccer on the international level is grade A bullshit. No wonder the whole world loves it because they’re a bunch of fucking idiots. America doesn’t like soccer because its fucking dumb!!!!
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Ryan Lochte is a good looking guy… and then he opens his mouth…
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And this is the Funny or Die we mentioned. I didn’t think it was that great, but it serves to illustrate our point about Mr. Lochte.
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This Danny Boyle guy should never touch another Olympic event ever.
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Spice World is a great campy movie. It has a lot of popular cameos of famous UK actors/singers.
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It From the Pit will be a new Olympics game, I can feel it.
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The Pile Driver with the guy’s face in the other guy’s underwear.
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The 2012 Icons are pretty shitty. They should just put words instead of stupid stick figures, wouldn’t you say?
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Well, that’s that! Finally we can get back to our normal programming on NBC that I already don’t watch.
Squacklecast Episode 12 – “It’s Not a Car. It’s a Squacklecast.”
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BE ADVISED: THERE ARE DARK KNIGHT RISES SPOILERS IN THIS PODCAST! DO NOT PLAY IT IF YOU CARE TO WATCH THE MOVIE
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This week we talk about Dark Knight Rises!
IT’S NOT A CAR!!!!
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Dark Knight Rises took a couple of queue’s from the 1960’s Batman for the main “threat” apparently…
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Bane’s computer of choice is the flipscreen netbook. Not really that impressive or futuristic…
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Dark Knight Rises… wait a minute, I’ve seen this movie before… its just Rocky III!
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Why didn’t the ships in Star Trek just launch warp cores as weapons instead of puny photon torpedoes?
That was the best video I could find of Star Trek explosions.
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That’s all for this week, folks! If you’d like to be on next week’s podcast, let us know!
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Squacklecast Episode 11 – “Team Cruise vs. Team Jesus”
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Hey everyone! Did you like the new rap song I made? Dinosaur Habitat and DJ Davy A are my alternate nicknames for music creation.
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Anyway, this week we scratch the surface of the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise marriage split!
5 Years is a long time for a marriage that wasn’t going to work.
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Just what the hell is scientology? Something that breaks apart marriages, obviously (see above). That’s all I could understand from the Wikipedia article.
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Mormonism? You get your own planet? I don’t know if that’s right…
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In heaven, everyone wears these awesome fire kicks:
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Rock of Ages lost money, no shocker there.
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Tom Cruise a short lumpy lookin guy, huh?
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Who wouldn’t want to watch the chaos that ensues around Katie Holmes life when there’s a boring reality show about Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughter, not even with him in it.
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Ringer was canceled after a season.
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Jim Carrey dropped out of the Farrelly brother’s latest movie. Wait, how do you say Farrelly? Peter Far-LEE? Bobby Far-Re-Lee?
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Magic Mike makes male stripping look cool…?
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More Tyler Perry bashing this week. Wait, someone recorded that Madea bullshit as stage plays and thought it was good enough to make it into a movie? They couldn’t see that it was shitty before they spent money on making it?
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Fur-assic Park is my Jurassic Park parody.
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Who said anything about DATING Katie Holmes? I’d just do her and call it a life.
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Buff Bagwell will be my choice to play Tom Cruise on the made-for-TV movie about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
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See ya next week!