Q: What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
A: I’m the weiner!
One liner jokes.
Q: What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
A: I’m the weiner!
Q: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
A: He wanted to hit the sack.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
A: Because the kids have to play inside all day.
Q: What does a pig put on his cut?
A: Oinkment.
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: He was afraid of the bark.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: What is a parasite?
A: Something you see in Paris.
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Q: What is labor day?
A: That’s when mommies have their babies.
Q: What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chilly dog on a bun.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?
A: A bloody Mary.
Q: What is a fish’s favorite country?
A: Finland.
Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he beats the bread.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why are bakers mean?
A: Because they whip the cream and beat the eggs.
Q: What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence.
Q: What did Jon do when his dog ate his science book?
A: He took the words right out of his mouth.
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Another version of this joke:
WRITER: “Last night I caught my dog chewing up the notes for my new novel.”
FRIEND: “What did you do?”
WRITER: “I took the words right out of his mouth.”