Q: What is green and has 6 legs?
A: A very sick spider.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #20902
Q: How do you start a flea race?
A: One, two, flea, go.
Joke #20901
Q: In what school do you learn to greet people?
A: In hi school.
Joke #20900
Q: What’s the cheapest pet to feed?
A: A giraffe. When you feed it, a little goes a long way.
Joke #20899
Q: What kind of dish do you find on a car?
A: A license plate.
Joke #20898
Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
Joke #20897
Q: Why did the girl run into the door?
A: She forgot to open it.
Joke #20896
Q: Why did the prisoner want the measles?
A: So he could break out.
Joke #20895
Q: Why did the store close at 2:00?
A: Because it was Twosday.
Joke #20894
Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?
A: Spring cleaning!
Joke #20893
Q: Who said “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
A: Someone who’s never been hit by a dictionary.
Joke #20892
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
Joke #20891
Q: What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.
Joke #20890
Q: Do seals wear shoes?
A: No, they wear flippers!
Joke #20889
Q: What is always behind the time?
A: The back of the clock.