Q: What is black and white and red?
A: A sunburned zebra.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #20932
Q: Why did the clock break?
A: It was his time.
Joke #20931
Q: What has four legs and talks?
A: Two people.
Joke #20930
Q: What gets wet while it dries?
A: A towel
Joke #20929
Q: Why did the dalmation need glasses?
A: He was seeing spots.
Joke #20928
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
Joke #20927
Q: Where did the sick ship go?
A: To see a dock.
Joke #20926
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the chicken.
Joke #20925
Q: Why did the ghost float across the road?
A: Because he couldn’t walk.
Joke #20924
Q: Who has the strongest underwear?
A: Arnold Shorts-enegger.
Joke #20923
Q: Why did the woman get her hair fixed?
A: Because she had split ends.
Joke #20922
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no ideer.
Joke #20921
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was a take-out order.
Joke #20920
Q: What does an elephant call when he hurts his toe?
A: A tow truck.
Joke #20919
Q: What did the banana say to the lemon when he was crying?
A: Why such a sour face?