Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby goth.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #21359
Q: How many frat boys does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: That depends on how thinly you slice them.
Joke #21358
Q: How many “New Kids on the Block” does it take to paint a wall red?
A: Only one if you throw it hard enough.
Joke #21357
Q: How many goths does it take to make a hamburger?
A: Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!
Joke #21350
Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope.
Joke #21316
Did you know that almost 10 minutes after she died, Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the headrest…
Joke #21315
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.
Joke #21240
Q: Know why the Indian got a table at the restaurant?
A: He had a reservation.
Joke #21220
When those plantation slaves revolted from their masters, they had guts. Literally, they had some cotton balls.
Joke #21219
Q: Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
A: Well, he didn’t.
Joke #21217
Q: How many Polish people does it take to make an apple turnover?
A: Two. One to buy an apple turnover, and one to pretend he’s offended that this joke is directed towards Polish people.
Joke #21214: Tarzan Sex
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. “Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. “Here,” she said. “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?”
“Tarzan check for bees.”
Joke #21208
Q: What do you get when you mix a crucifix and a dresser?
A: A cross dresser.
Joke #21206: Soy Toy
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:
“Over the years, I haven’t been completely faithful to you.”
“When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion,” she explained.
The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.
“I’m curious though,” he said, “Where did the thirty dollars come from?”
“Oh that, ” his wife replied, “Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!”
Joke #21201: Four Secrets to a Happy Marriage (From a Man’s Perspective)
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman who loves to have sex.
4. It is very important that these three women never meet!!