Joke #18721

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test.

They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.

“Can you read this?” the optician asks.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Heck, I know the guy.”


Joke #18662

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was running low on coal.

The engineer said to his fireman, “We’re coming to a town, let’s stop and send the porter out to get more coal. Can you see the name of the town on the depot sign?”

The fireman replied, “It appears to be Danzig in the dark.”

And the engineer shouted, “Buy coal, Porter!”


Squackle Guestbook #20573

Monday 09/23/2002 8:20:08pm
Name: Name
I like to make polish people with a last name of polniachek look really stupid
I like Squackle!: Yes
Comments: well Polniachek, you’ve managed to state the obvious. “THE IM’S ARE STUPID.” Well Polniachek, whats the name of the section called? STUPID IM’s! Not exactly the brightest apple in the bunch, are you? If you maybe read the name of the section you go into, maybe you won’t be so surprised when you get in there. Those IM’s are funny to some and not to others. You can say that they are “not funny”, but to call them stupid is like: “DUH!” So think before you talk and fix some of them spelling errors!