Boxtop11: Bah.
AKASummers2: hab
Boxtop11: ham?
AKASummers2: bacon
Boxtop11: cheeseburgers
AKASummers2: eh
Category Archives: Stupid IMs
These are the Stupid IMs. They’re stupid, duh. 1 to 1 messaging.
#8553: JeRzIe GaL12 -> stimpyismyname
JeRzIe GaL12: hey
stimpyismyname: whos this
stimpyismyname: bah, get a life
JeRzIe GaL12: the girl u just talked on coke
JeRzIe GaL12: u dont rem
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: yeah right
JeRzIe GaL12: im chinwebaby12
stimpyismyname: ok
JeRzIe GaL12: accept
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: no thats crayzay
JeRzIe GaL12: y
JeRzIe GaL12: so wat u like in agirl
stimpyismyname: i like her to have big tits and be a slut
stimpyismyname: hows that
#8552: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u -> SR71 Steve
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: huh?
SR71 Steve: DON’T TALK SHIT!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: about who?
SR71 Steve: You know who…….
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i dont!!
SR71 Steve: …..Jeez, are you like high?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i jsut have no clue wha ur talking bout
SR71 Steve: Cause i think it’s pretty obvious what i’m talkin about
SR71 Steve: stoned?
SR71 Steve: drunk?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not a druggie?
SR71 Steve: just plain stupid?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not drunk
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where da hell r u from
SR71 Steve: Mexico.
SR71 Steve: Mine english is no so good, so exuse please.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who is this
SR71 Steve: Juan.
SR71 Steve: who the hell are you?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no one but wha r u talking bout
SR71 Steve: Andrew.
SR71 Steve: He’s a racist sonofabitch.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew…ten y ya sn say steve?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop ur confusing me
SR71 Steve: cause my boyfriends name is steven
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were juan!!!
SR71 Steve: the white devil could never understand the complex mind of a mexican.
SR71 Steve: I am
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur gay?
SR71 Steve: your friend andrew was racist to me, and i want an apology
SR71 Steve: and if i am?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait andrew who?
SR71 Steve: the racist bastard that IMed me yesterday.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: umm i kno 4 andrews a last name would help
SR71 Steve: I’m asking all of the people in his profile why he’s such a racist bastard
SR71 Steve: he does give good head tho
SR71 Steve: not as good as steve, but ya know
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait r u a guy?
SR71 Steve: and if i am?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk im owndering
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but whas this “andrew”s sn?
SR71 Steve: I can’t be bothered to remember
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!
SR71 Steve: you’re not answering my question
SR71 Steve: i gusse all his friends are racist homophobes as well
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha ?
SR71 Steve: ………why is andrew such a racist bastard?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: adrew who
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew*
SR71 Steve: i dunno, i try to forget the names of racist bastards so i don’t send my homies to pop a cap in thier ass
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh then i cant help ya
SR71 Steve: racist
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not racist
SR71 Steve: always tryin to rape my woman
SR71 Steve: and pillage my sheep
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were gay
SR71 Steve: so did i, but then i met jessica
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where jessica from
SR71 Steve: but then you’re racist friend andrew raped her and pillaged her sheep
SR71 Steve: iowa
SR71 Steve: just like me
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: iowa has farms?
SR71 Steve: yeah it does
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: U SAID UR FROM MEXICO!!!
SR71 Steve: yeah, originaly
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wow!! im so confused!!
SR71 Steve: is it agaisnt the law to move without telling the governmet or something?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SR71 Steve: most white devil’s are
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but ur confusing me shitless
SR71 Steve: how can that be? white devils are made of shit.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im white?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i mean im a devil?
SR71 Steve: as are all you white devils who rape my woman
SR71 Steve: greedy bastards, can’t just settle for white pussy.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i dont like woman
SR71 Steve: so you’re gay too?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im a girl ‘n i like boys
SR71 Steve: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
SR71 Steve: you’re a girl?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea
SR71 Steve: no fucking way
SR71 Steve: you’re so masculine
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u live in iowa how da fuck do u kno who i am
SR71 Steve: i used to live in iowa
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stoop hcanging ya story!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i look like?!!
SR71 Steve: i’m not changing my story
SR71 Steve: i used to be gay untill jessica, altho i did like getttin head for andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i like look?
SR71 Steve: i was born in mexico, moved to iowa where my wife was raped
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how old r u?
SR71 Steve: then moved to whereever the hell it is i am now
SR71 Steve: i’m too damn high to realize waht the fuck is going on
SR71 Steve: 12
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n u had a wife!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: gosh u r really wqeird
SR71 Steve: least i’m not a white devil
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: whos a white devil
SR71 Steve: and i don’t use bullshit words like wqeird
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh weird**
SR71 Steve: what the fuck does wqeird mean anyways?
SR71 Steve: yeah, it is weird that you’d use a bullshit word like that
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thanx
SR71 Steve: jesus, you are too fucking odd
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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg im so confsued!!! call
me 7950384
-xo-
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SR71 Steve: stupid bitch, there’s nothing to be confused about
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who u r
SR71 Steve: juan
SR71 Steve: i thought we went over this
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno but andrew who
SR71 Steve: my name isn’t andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno
SR71 Steve: britany, you stupid slut
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: britany? who britany?
SR71 Steve: that’s what you said you name was
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i nvr told u my name!!
SR71 Steve: yeah you did
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: WHO IS ANDREW THAT HAS GIVEN U HEAD?!
SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany
SR71 Steve: don’t you fucking remember that?\
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!
SR71 Steve: or were you lying?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if my name was britany then y da fuck is my sn
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so now you’re a lying racist homophobe white bastard
SR71 Steve: figured it was your gf
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im straight!!!
SR71 Steve: it’s common in mexico to name you’re sn after your loved one
SR71 Steve: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not from mexico
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so y da hell would i do that?
SR71 Steve: i dunno, people named britany are pretty damn stupid most of the time
SR71 Steve: and you’re proving the theory
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is alexis, my nickname is lexi, everyone calls me lexi, no my name isnt britany
SR71 Steve: then why the fuck did you lie to me?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i didnt!!
SR71 Steve: bullshit
SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!
SR71 Steve: hey, are you as turned on as i am?
SR71 Steve: YOU’RE BULLSHIT!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im really confused if thats wha u mean by turned on!!
SR71 Steve: are you aroused like i am?
SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u have a pussy ‘n ur a guy
SR71 Steve: since when?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u said ur a guy
SR71 Steve: nope
SR71 Steve: i siad i was gay and had boyfriends
SR71 Steve: got a problem with it?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u siad ur juan, gay mesn u like guys!! so ur a guy!!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: then u just said somehting bout ur pussy, WHEN UR A GUY
SR71 Steve: juan is a nickname
SR71 Steve: just like lexi is
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: sure it is
SR71 Steve: short for jaunita
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no its not!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!
SR71 Steve: i’m the butch in the relationship
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok so who is ur boyfriend
SR71 Steve: John.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no u said steve!!!
SR71 Steve: yeah, he’s just a little side thing
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur terrible
SR71 Steve: no, just a slut like yourself
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how am i a slut
SR71 Steve: but back to the issue, is your dick as hard as mine is right now?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u jsut said u had a pussy
SR71 Steve: no i didn’t
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n no i dont have a dick
SR71 Steve: you can’t prove shit
SR71 Steve: ………..sure
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet
SR71 Steve: you made that up!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SR71 Steve: bitch!
SR71 Steve: whore
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not a bitch!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop!!
SR71 Steve: oh man, my nipples are gettin hard.
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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im gonne kill someone if
this is his friend!!
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SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy
SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy
SR71 Steve: fine then, be a bitch
SR71 Steve: oh yeah, you like getting warned don’t you bitch!
SR71 Steve: it just turns you on!
SR71 Steve: hey now, no need for that!
SR71 Steve: the fuck did i do to you?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha did i do to
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u
SR71 Steve: you wouldn’t answer my damn question
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha question
SR71 Steve: and called me a guy when i’m a girl
SR71 Steve: that hurts
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im sorry
SR71 Steve: why anderw was such a racist bastard
SR71 Steve: eat me to make up for it
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk y he is
SR71 Steve: well i do
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: y is he
SR71 Steve: that’s what i’m asking?
SR71 Steve: this is going nowhere, you obviously are just another prude racist lying white devil whosse only skill is sucking cock
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: hoiw can i b prude if i suck cock?
SR71 Steve: good point
SR71 Steve: alright, in any case i’m done fucking you
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who r u?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: can u tell me now?
SR71 Steve: andrew
SR71 Steve:
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew….
SR71 Steve: to bad you didn’t defend me, now i think you’re a bitch
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: OMG IM ONNE KILL U!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk wha andrew u were talking bout!!!
SR71 Steve: i am andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but i kno 4 andrews os i didnt kno wha andrew was being “racist sonofabitch”
SR71 Steve: me, i was trying to get you to defend me
SR71 Steve: you obviously didn;t
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if i knew wha andrew i would of stuck up 4 u!!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: IM SORRY!!
SR71 Steve: sorry isn’t good enogh!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: lol
#8550: Jessie -> StageDive3k
Jessie: where did it go?
StageDive3k: what
StageDive3k: who are u
Jessie: ..hmm…
Jessie: where did it go though?
StageDive3k: what are u talkin about where did what go
Jessie: the sheep…..I know it’s around here…..it’s gonna eat me
Jessie: please you’ve gotta help me…
Jessie: I can hear it laughing at me baaaaa baaaaa
StageDive3k signed off at 11:04:35 PM.
#8549: Jessie -> Holic1299
Jessie: I am lost. Will you help me find my way?
Holic1299: who are you?
Jessie: I hit my head on a tree branch and can’t remember who I am.
Holic1299: very funny
Jessie: I find nothing funny about that
Holic1299: who the hell are ya?
Holic1299: I have no time for jokes like that now
Jessie: I’m not joking I reallly did hit my head and can’t remember who I am…..*cries* oh no the birds are gonna peck my skull again
Holic1299: oh yeah
Holic1299: so why did ya chose to contact me then :rolleyes:
Jessie: because I thought you might know the directions to the gingerbread house.
Holic1299: goodbye
Jessie: don’t leave…
Jessie: It’s all your fault I’m stuck in the wilderness anyways…if you wouldn’t have eaten the bread crumbs I threw on the ground I wouldn’t be lost….
Holic1299 signed off at 6:07:59 PM.
#8546: SR71 Steve -> Charger979
SR71 Steve: ajnin
Charger979: .did uoy neht tcerroc erom yaw tog I
SR71 Steve: asubayah
Charger979: !sdrawkcab emosewa si ajniN
SR71 Steve: deedni
SR71 Steve: ciscelsyd leef i
SR71 Steve: dab gnorst
Charger979: .gniddik on
Charger979: .norom dab gnorts did ydaerla I
SR71 Steve: .edoc sa siht esu dluohs ew, edud
SR71 Steve: !ufts
Charger979: .evlos ot drah taht ton s’it tub ,os yas uoy fI
Charger979: !ufts ot em llet uoy t’noD
SR71 Steve: ndrah gnikool yllear tuohtiw ti dear dluoc eno on
Charger979: .opyt ecin
SR71 Steve: hctib, eid dna ffo kcuf
Charger979: .sknaht oN
SR71 Steve: ?idiuqs htiw pu gnipeek neeb uoy
Charger979: .yllautca evah I ,haeY
SR71 Steve: kcab emac trebuh
SR71 Steve: tihs eht s’eh
Charger979: .edosipe eht yb remosewa gnitteg s’tI
SR71 Steve: yratnemmoc wen a did neve eh dna, heay
Charger979: .norom oga sedosipe 005 ,ekil s’tath ,tihs oN
Charger979: .oot kcab si knurd ehT
Charger979: .krowemoh ym od og ot deen I ,llew hA
SR71 Steve: knurd eht SI trebuh!
SR71 Steve: rehteh fo nikniht er’ouy
Charger979: .gniht emas ,rethceh trebuH
SR71 Steve: eurt
Charger979: .erew uoy emit emas eht taht gnipyt saw I ,wonk I heaY
SR71 Steve: oht kcab mixam tnaw i
Charger979: ?t’nsoed ohW
SR71 Steve: stoidi
SR71 Steve: emosewa os si siht, nam
Charger979: .og attog I dab oot ,gniddik oN
SR71 Steve: retal
Charger979: .retal
#8540: XI -> LyCelt
XI: are u in the ira?
LyCelt: yes!
LyCelt: my dad owns the IRA.
XI: do u guys go out drinking a lot of booze
LyCelt: yes we get shitefaced every night.
LyCelt: in fact, I’m shitefaced right now.
XI: kewlie
LyCelt: I’m the master bomb wirer so they hit me up with some Guinness and cherry flavoured cigars and I get working!
XI: woa that is so kewl.
LyCelt: YES SO WHERE ARE MY SUPPLIES?! I gotta bomb me some 2 story buses!!!!
XI: -hides- i dont know where u supplies are
XI: maybe you left them in the garage?
LyCelt: WE DON’T HAVE A GARAGE. My dumbass uncle Patrick blew it up last week.
LyCelt: That stupid Mick, doesn’t know his left arm from his right pinky toe!
XI: r u serios?????? is he retarded or something???!!!!
LyCelt: no he is just crazy like all of us.
XI: o i c
XI: do you eat potatoes
LyCelt: Who in the hell DOESN’T eat potatoes?!
XI: u have a point
XI: but u are supposed to eat potatoes
LyCelt: AND WHY IS THAT?!
XI: cus ur irish n irish people eat lot of potatoes.
LyCelt: WE DO NOT!
LyCelt: HOW ABOUT I TAKE A TATER AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE FOR THAT COMMENT?!
XI: i dont mean to offend u.
LyCelt: I’LL GET MY UNCLE PATRICK TO BLOW UP YOUR GARAGE IF YOU DON’T STFU AND STOP MAKING RACIST COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
XI: ok sorry
XI: gtg bye
XI signed off at 4:12 PM
#8538: MadManWithAnAxe -> doomsday
MadManWithAnAxe: What the hell did you just call me?
doomsday: nothin
doomsday: what r u talkinabout
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
doomsday: i haent even talked to u
MadManWithAnAxe: yeah you did
MadManWithAnAxe: it was a while ago
doomsday: when
doomsday: i dont remember
MadManWithAnAxe: well we were discussing midget porn
doomsday: midget porn
MadManWithAnAxe: yep
doomsday: ok well ive never talked bout midget porn before
MadManWithAnAxe: you did with me
doomsday: umm no i didnt
MadManWithAnAxe: we were contimplating how it will inevitably collapse the
structure of american economics
MadManWithAnAxe: remember now?
doomsday: no
MadManWithAnAxe: oh
MadManWithAnAxe: well….wanna talk about it now?
MadManWithAnAxe: c’mon
MadManWithAnAxe: everybody’s doing it
MadManWithAnAxe: don’t you wanna be popular?
doomsday: umm no
doomsday: i dont want to talk bout miget porn
MadManWithAnAxe: well…what do you want to talk about?
MadManWithAnAxe: Toast fucking?
MadManWithAnAxe: it’s this new thing where you fuck, or get fucked with toast
#8536: Boxtop11 -> Bd8Destructo5
Boxtop11: Who’s Master?
Bd8Destructo5: my stuffed bunny
Bd8Destructo5: he talkles to me
Bd8Destructo5: he tells me to do things that i don’t want 2 do
Boxtop11: Well, I have this imp named Bobo in my mind who talks to me.
Boxtop11: He likes cheese, and he keeps urging me to go to Wisconsin.
Bd8Destructo5: does he make u call him Master? like my bunny
Boxtop11: No.
Bd8Destructo5: oh well mine beats me in my toilet and flush
Bd8Destructo5: with a carrot
Bd8Destructo5: hard
Bd8Destructo5: hello
Boxtop11: Master must be possessed.
Bd8Destructo5: master say’s i need big big pants that are tight and wet and
warm
Bd8Destructo5: oooooh
Bd8Destructo5: oh yeah ophhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bd8Destructo5: hello
Boxtop11: What?
Bd8Destructo5: chickenbutt
Boxtop11: Bobo is scared of you.
Boxtop11: He says that you need help.
Bd8Destructo5: i’m not that ugly
Boxtop11: Bobo didn’t say you were ugly.
Bd8Destructo5: master say’s i am
Bd8Destructo5: i telling
Bd8Destructo5: master
Bd8Destructo5: master?
Boxtop11: Bobo says you need to go to your nearest church and get Master
exorcised.
Bd8Destructo5: will you be my new master i’ll feed u carrots
Bd8Destructo5: hello
Boxtop11: Bobo would rather not.
Bd8Destructo5: you not hobo
Bd8Destructo5: i mean bob0o
Boxtop11: I never said I was a hobo.
Boxtop11: Or a bob0o
Bd8Destructo5: oh
Bd8Destructo5: i knew that
Bd8Destructo5: master a hobo
Bd8Destructo5: master
Bd8Destructo5: master????
Bd8Destructo5: hello
Bd8Destructo5: hello?
Boxtop11: Oh. Well, Bobo’s pet Goomba can do flips.
Boxtop11: yayayayaya
Bd8Destructo5: master says HOBO
Bd8Destructo5: master likes the letter B
Boxtop11: Bobo says Master should go eat a cheeseburger while driving a Bush
3,000 miles per hour off a cliff.
Boxtop11: B is for Barnacles.
Bd8Destructo5: THIS IS NOT SPONGEBOB
Boxtop11: Who is it then? Frankenstien? HI FRANK
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER NEEDS A SPONGEBOB
Boxtop11: WELL GO BUY THE SPONGEBOB DVD DANGIT
Bd8Destructo5: OK
Bd8Destructo5: WAIT I HAVE IT
Bd8Destructo5: WHAT DVD
Bd8Destructo5: DOES IT HAVE SPONGEBOBIN ITR
Boxtop11: THE PIPEN SHMOOGEN DVD
Boxtop11: YEAH AND HE DOES A DANCE IN A CHINA SHOP
Bd8Destructo5: BYE JUST KIDDIN
Boxtop11: that was funni hahah
Bd8Destructo5: I NO
Boxtop11: Bobo is eatting pie right now.
Bd8Destructo5: I AM EATING MY TOE
Bd8Destructo5: THE BIG TOE
Boxtop11: I have toe fungus. Want some?
Bd8Destructo5: WANTS SOM
Boxtop11: Only $4.99 plus shipping and handling.
Bd8Destructo5: I PASS
Boxtop11: THEN DO YOU WANT SOME NOODLES
Bd8Destructo5: WHAT KIND
Boxtop11: PANANANANANANANANANREMASTRELLI
Bd8Destructo5: UI DON’TSPE3AK STUPID
Boxtop11: WHATHDJ>G
Bd8Destructo5: G-UNIT’
Boxtop11: WHAT ABOUT GUNDAM?
Bd8Destructo5: G-UNIT
Boxtop11: whozzat
Bd8Destructo5: GANSTER
Boxtop11: GANSTER BOTTLE
Bd8Destructo5: FDGYAHRUIAHREGJHDEFGIU I TOLD U I DO’T SPEAK STUPID
Boxtop11: WELL I YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT SPEAK SMART
Bd8Destructo5: SHHHHHH
Boxtop11: y
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER GIVES ME MEDICINE FOR THAT
Bd8Destructo5: Y?
Boxtop11: Bobo says Master is evil.
Bd8Destructo5: :X
Boxtop11: HE SELLS YOU OVERPRISED MEDICINE DANG IT
Bd8Destructo5: HE IS COMING BYE
Boxtop11: ok
Bd8Destructo5: JUST KIDDIN
Bd8Destructo5: OH MASTER
Boxtop11: yeah well master doesn’t know where I live.
Boxtop11: Bobo is watching television.
Bd8Destructo5: YES HE DOES YOU ARE THE HOBO IMEAN BOBO IMEAN GIRL I MEAN
STUPID 1
Boxtop11: I AM NOT A GIRL
Boxtop11: I DEW NOT LIKE ‘EM
Bd8Destructo5: I TOLD YOU MASTER SHE IS NOT A GUY
Boxtop11: I AM NOT A GIRL FRANKENPANTS
Bd8Destructo5: HJELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boxtop11: JELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bd8Destructo5: HOW OLD R U???????????
Boxtop11: NEENOONEENOONEENOONEENOO
Boxtop11: -5251 YRS OLD
Bd8Destructo5: I’M 1
Boxtop11: WOW
Bd8Destructo5: 3
Bd8Destructo5: PUT 1AND 3 TOGETHER
Boxtop11: WOW YOU DOUBLED YOUR AGE IN 4 MICROSECONDS
Bd8Destructo5: BYE
Boxtop11: 1 + 3 = Q! YAY 4 ME
Bd8Destructo5: JUST KID
Boxtop11: LOOK OUTSIDE THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED
Boxtop11: JUST KID
Bd8Destructo5: ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]I DID
Boxtop11: OK
Boxtop11: GO EAT SOME PIE
Bd8Destructo5: WHAT?
Bd8Destructo5: NO
Boxtop11: I AM THE MASTER OF INSANITY
Boxtop11: BOW BEFORE MY INCREDUMBLE MIGHT
Bd8Destructo5: NO I AM
Bd8Destructo5: HE#####NO
Boxtop11: WHATS A #
Bd8Destructo5: LL
Boxtop11: OH WEOE
Boxtop11: WEEWEE
Boxtop11: BOW DOWN TO LORD SNUFFLEPUSS
Bd8Destructo5: OK
Boxtop11: UM I MEAN SNUFFLEUPAGUS
Bd8Destructo5: OK
Boxtop11: DO YOU HAVE ANY INSANE FWEINDS
Bd8Destructo5: YES
Boxtop11: WHO THEY BE
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER
Boxtop11: DOES MASTER HAVE A WEB SITE?
Bd8Destructo5: YES
Bd8Destructo5: ITS CALLED RED-RUM
Boxtop11: what is the address
Bd8Destructo5: I DONT KNOW
Boxtop11: OK
Boxtop11: FUFUFF
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER DOESNT LET ME GO OUTSIDE
Bd8Destructo5: THE LIGHT
Boxtop11: OH DEAR
Boxtop11: HE MUST BE A VAMPIRE
Bd8Destructo5: HE IS A BUNNY VAMIRE
Bd8Destructo5: DRACUNNY
Boxtop11: DOES HE SUCK BLOOD AT NITE
Bd8Destructo5: HE SUCKS MY BLOOD
Boxtop11: SO R U A VAMIRE
Bd8Destructo5: YES,I SUCK MY BLOOD
Boxtop11: MUST BE TASTY
Bd8Destructo5: IT IS
Boxtop11: IS MASTER AN AGENT OF THE MATRIX?
Bd8Destructo5: YESSSSSSSSS
Boxtop11: oh dear
Boxtop11: OH DEAR WE ARE ALL DAYED.
Bd8Destructo5: HE SHOOTS ME
Boxtop11: AND DO YOU GET DEPIXELATED
Bd8Destructo5: YES
Boxtop11: AH LOCO IN THE CABESA
Boxtop11: DID HE KILL PIKACHU?
Bd8Destructo5: ME TOO
Boxtop11: I DO SEE
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER
Bd8Destructo5: STARTS
Bd8Destructo5: WITH
Bd8Destructo5: B
Boxtop11: BASTER?
Boxtop11: omg master is BUSTER BUNNY?
Bd8Destructo5: YES
Boxtop11: poor tiny toons
Boxtop11: LOOK OUT HERE COMES INVADER ZIM
Bd8Destructo5: MASTER OWNS TINY TOONS
Boxtop11: AHH MY PANCREAS
Bd8Destructo5: ME TOO
Boxtop11: YES
Bd8Destructo5: YES NO MAYBE SO,MASTER BEATS ME WITH A GI-JO
Boxtop11: OWCH
Bd8Destructo5: VOICES ARE IN MY HEAD
Bd8Destructo5: I CANT ISTEN 2 THEM ALL AT ONCE
Bd8Destructo5: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bd8Destructo5: BOOM
Boxtop11: Bobo is eatting a cheeseburger
Boxtop11: MMM PICKLES
Bd8Destructo5: I C TRAIN TRACKS,I SEE TRAIN,BOOM
Boxtop11: OMG THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
Bd8Destructo5: HE BEATS ME 2
Boxtop11: WHAT ABOUT HAMTARO
Bd8Destructo5: HIM TO
Boxtop11: HAMTARO WORKS FOR THE KIDS NEXT DOOR DID U KNO
Bd8Destructo5: HE’S FRIENDS WITH MASTER BUNNY
Boxtop11: OH DR
Bd8Destructo5: DEAR
Boxtop11: WELL I MUST NOW ESCAPE TO MY FORT OF SOLITUDE CYA
Bd8Destructo5: BYE
#8532: MadManWithAnAxe -> EmoKid
MadManWithAnAxe: howdy, sunshine
EmoKid: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you 3 guesses
EmoKid: how bout u tell me cuz im to busy to guess
MadManWithAnAxe: busy with what?!?
MadManWithAnAxe: you’re too good for me now????
MadManWithAnAxe: i thought we were ”bestest friends forever”
EmoKid: looking for a new camera
MadManWithAnAxe: we signed that treaty
EmoKid: ya well i am when i dont know who the fuck u are
MadManWithAnAxe: i have to go
MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll see you tomorrow
MadManWithAnAxe: fucker
EmoKid: NO u wont
EmoKid: cuz u dont know me FUCK FACE
EmoKid: FUCK a treaty
MadManWithAnAxe: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but….
MadManWithAnAxe: i….love…you
EmoKid: u dont even know who i am
MadManWithAnAxe: i just could never tell you
MadManWithAnAxe: until now
EmoKid: u dont even know my name
MadManWithAnAxe: do name’s matter when it comes to true love?
MadManWithAnAxe: what’s in a name?
MadManWithAnAxe: a rose by any other blah blah blah…
EmoKid: yes it does and im not telling u my name
EmoKid: i dont even know u or where u live or who u are
MadManWithAnAxe: none of that matters anymore
MadManWithAnAxe: will……will you be my date to the prom?
MadManWithAnAxe: your silence says everything
MadManWithAnAxe: i know about……her
MadManWithAnAxe: i’ve known all along
MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you changed
MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you were different
MadManWithAnAxe: but i guess i was naive
MadManWithAnAxe: you’re all the same
EmoKid: u dont know if im a femal or male i dont know what the hell u are
MadManWithAnAxe: what difference does it make??!?!
MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you
EmoKid: it makes a big difference
MadManWithAnAxe: how so?
EmoKid: cuz if u dont know me than u cant love me
MadManWithAnAxe: but, i DO love you
MadManWithAnAxe: i love you with all my soul
EmoKid: u dont know me fucker
MadManWithAnAxe: i know you enough to love you
MadManWithAnAxe: i WANT you
MadManWithAnAxe: i NEED you
MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you
EmoKid: U DONT KNOW ME AT ALL
MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that?!? after all we’ve been through
EmoKid: we havent been throught ne thing
MadManWithAnAxe: :-(all the good times we had
EmoKid: if u knew me u would know my name
EmoKid: if u really did feel that way u would tell me who u were
MadManWithAnAxe: if you don’t know….then i guess you don’t love me anymore
MadManWithAnAxe: oh yeah, and that kiss….IT MEANT NOTHING
EmoKid: what kiss
MadManWithAnAxe: :'(YOU DON’T REMEMBER?!?
EmoKid: i dont know who u are so no i woulndt know
MadManWithAnAxe: i hate you
MadManWithAnAxe: i HATE you
EmoKid: ok good i dont even know u
EmoKid: so i dont give a FUCK
MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that
EmoKid: because i can
MadManWithAnAxe: and not for the better
EmoKid: like i said u dontk now if im a guy or a girl so ya
MadManWithAnAxe: bye
#8531: MadManWithAnAxe -> EmoKid
MadManWithAnAxe: yeah, he reminds me of tony danza in a way…
EmoKid: whos this?
MadManWithAnAxe: i go by many names…
MadManWithAnAxe: most would refer to me as Spanky McTweezleberry
MadManWithAnAxe: but YOU, my friend, will refer to me as CAPTAIN Spanky
EmoKid: actually umm no i wont
MadManWithAnAxe: aww, please?
EmoKid: how the fuck did u get my sn
MadManWithAnAxe: I call it a findy machine, but most would call it a
Shriptikolden, due to it’s akward shape
EmoKid: and how did my sn come up
MadManWithAnAxe: I put the doodad into the Kreplon and….look, do i really
have to explain how my findy machine works?
EmoKid: no u have to tell me how my sn came up on this thing
MadManWithAnAxe: It’s a pretty complicated process, it involves two cans
of campbell’s tomato soup, a backpack full of chalupas from taco bell, a
horse named fredricca, and a strange man from nantucket
EmoKid: hmmn
EmoKid: whats ur ASL
MadManWithAnAxe: guess
MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you a nickle
EmoKid: I rather not
EmoKid: i dont need a nickle
MadManWithAnAxe: but a nickle has limitless uses, you can never have too
many of them
EmoKid: ya u can
MadManWithAnAxe: i beg to differ
EmoKid: oh well
MadManWithAnAxe: care to dance?
EmoKid: No i dont want to Dance
MadManWithAnAxe: you’re no fun
EmoKid: and u act like i give a FUCK
MadManWithAnAxe: =-Oi am appaled at your use of language
EmoKid: so what
MadManWithAnAxe: that could’ve been hurtful if used in a more threatining
manner
EmoKid: oh WOW
MadManWithAnAxe: guess what
EmoKid: what
MadManWithAnAxe: that wasn’t much of a guess…try again
EmoKid: umm let me see ahh WHAT????
#8530: scary fairy elf -> MadManWithAnAxe
scary fairy elf: hey bitchface
MadManWithAnAxe: why so cruel?
scary fairy elf: becauase men with small dicksaren’t really men as they claim to be
MadManWithAnAxe: ummm….ok
MadManWithAnAxe: was that an insult?
scary fairy elf: yes basterd
scary fairy elf: you fucked your father thTS JUST WRONG!
MadManWithAnAxe: oh…try a little harder next time and i might possibly take offense to one of your stupid ass remarks
scary fairy elf: YOU FUCK COWS THEY GO MOO, MOO THEY GO FUCK YOU DO
MadManWithAnAxe: hahahaha, that was by far the stupidest thing i’ve heard all day
MadManWithAnAxe: you should try and make a living out of being so stupid
MadManWithAnAxe: you could make a lot of money, you know
scary fairy elf: ya, whats it to you?
MadManWithAnAxe: i was just trying to help, seeing as you’ll most likely end up giving blowjobs for crack
MadManWithAnAxe: and because being a complete moron seems to come natural to you
#8526: MadManWithAnAxe -> dnLFlipIt
MadManWithAnAxe: What’s up bro?
dnLFlipIt: Wassup MadManWithAnAxe! I’m dnL Flipit. brought to you by Dr.
Pepper/7-Up Inc.
I can tell you about the slammin’ new soda dnL, help you win $5 mil, play
games and more. To read more about privacy, click here
To get going, type “home” now.
MadManWithAnAxe: What did you just call me?
dnLFlipIt: Since this is your first visit, it’s a good idea to start by typing
“home.” That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
MadManWithAnAxe: nah, i don’t “swing” that way, brother
dnLFlipIt: Hmm… whatever!
>> I have cool games & downloads too. Type “play it” to check them
out!
MadManWithAnAxe: Did you see that movie where the guy raped the little kids
and then he ate them?
dnLFlipIt: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
MadManWithAnAxe: No…i’m afraid i don’t quite comprehend
dnLFlipIt: Amazing!
MadManWithAnAxe: You know what’s more amazing? when i break your fucking
foot off and shove it up up your asshole
dnLFlipIt: Uh… Whatever.
MadManWithAnAxe: ASFSAAGEAHGEAHE!
dnLFlipIt: I’m sorry?
MadManWithAnAxe: i forgive you
dnLFlipIt: I can’t believe you forgive me!
MadManWithAnAxe: Why not
dnLFlipIt: For various reasons, I suppose.
MadManWithAnAxe: suppose is a funny word
dnLFlipIt: Suppose is a funny word? I don’t know.
MadManWithAnAxe: you should
dnLFlipIt: It’s interesting that you say I should.
MadManWithAnAxe: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
dnLFlipIt: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MadManWithAnAxe: Hey, i ask the questions around here, bub.
dnLFlipIt: Hey you ask the questions around here bub? Is that right?
MadManWithAnAxe: No…
dnLFlipIt: No? You sure?
MadManWithAnAxe: No
dnLFlipIt: I see.
MadManWithAnAxe: I don’t think you do
dnLFlipIt: What?
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
dnLFlipIt: Indeed.
MadManWithAnAxe: What are you wearing?
dnLFlipIt: Um… Regular guys’ clothes, I guess. Why do you ask?
MadManWithAnAxe: Because you make me so hot sometimes
dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah? I make you so hot sometimes?
MadManWithAnAxe: Oh yeah…i’m not gay, but, you’re different from other
guys. Rub my nipples
dnLFlipIt: Oh?
MadManWithAnAxe: YES
dnLFlipIt: OK…
MadManWithAnAxe: thanks!
dnLFlipIt: Sure!
#8524: OrianDragon -> MadManWithAnAxe
OrianDragon:
hjfhjdshjkfhjkfdhjkfshjkfhjkhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshj
kfdsahjkfdsahjkfdashjkfdhjkfhjkhjkfdshjkfdhjkfdhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjfdhjkf
dhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshj
kfdshjkfdhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdsghjkfdsjfdshjkhjkfdhjkfdhjka
MadManWithAnAxe: you take that back!
OrianDragon: no make me
MadManWithAnAxe: *makes you*
OrianDragon: no
MadManWithAnAxe: *uses the all powerful MIND BEAM!!!*
OrianDragon: (dodge)
MadManWithAnAxe: damnit!! the targets at the shooting range didn’t move…
OrianDragon: to fast you
MadManWithAnAxe: *mesmorizes you with hypnotic belly dancing*
OrianDragon: well counter attack you with my ferret of doom
MadManWithAnAxe: how did you know my undescribable intense paranoia of ferrets?!?
OrianDragon: haha you don’t know what scares me
MadManWithAnAxe: *pulls out a full size cardboard cutout of Judy Dench wearing nothing but duct tape*
OrianDragon: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MadManWithAnAxe: YES *jiggles it around to make it look like it’s dancing*
OrianDragon: no stop it but lawngnomes scare me to
MadManWithAnAxe: ah, yes *pulls out a sharpie and draws a lawn gnome’s head in place of judy dench’s*
OrianDragon: oh my god please put it away
MadManWithAnAxe: *throws it aside*
OrianDragon: thank you”pulls out the band Hanson” dance my slave dance
MadManWithAnAxe: =-O
MadManWithAnAxe: *pantomimes a dog putting an etch-a-sketch in the microwave* Mmmmbop THAT!
OrianDragon: no
MadManWithAnAxe: Well, okay
OrianDragon: you will destroy us all
MadManWithAnAxe: *reenacts the entire civil war in 5 minutes*
OrianDragon: “shoots general Lee”
OrianDragon: cival war that
MadManWithAnAxe: *reseructs lee’s soul into an 80 foot grizzly bear with mutant powers*
OrianDragon: “shoots grizzly but doesn’t hurt it so run and summons Godzilla
MadManWithAnAxe: *Lee’s grizzly body springs forth adamantium claws*
OrianDragon: “Godzilla sommuns Mothra then those two small Japanese chicks come and say Mothra comeback Mothra”
MadManWithAnAxe: *grizzly laughs an evil laugh and entombs mothra in carbonite*
OrianDragon: “then tose two small chicks start biting the grizzlys toes”
MadManWithAnAxe: *the grizzly dies, ironically not from the toe-biting, but from a broken heart…awww*
OrianDragon: isn’t cute
MadManWithAnAxe: so sad…
OrianDragon: “oh no a giant metorite come and kills Godzilla”
MadManWithAnAxe: *it starts to rain and thousands upon thousands of lawn gnomes sprout from the cracks in the sidewalks*
OrianDragon: oh no I’m scared hold me
MadManWithAnAxe: *music begins playing with no apparent source while strobe lights turn the earth into a giant party sphere*
OrianDragon: “then every body starts to disco dancing”
MadManWithAnAxe: *but oddly enough, they’re disco dancing to hardcore rap done by a midget with down syndrome*
OrianDragon: “oh god we have to kill him says an one armed’ one eyed,onlegged man”
MadManWithAnAxe: for fuck’s sake, i thought he swore he would leave the poor pringles guy alone
OrianDragon: no make me
MadManWithAnAxe: *hums the opening guitars riffs from Kashmir*
OrianDragon: oh no its Bill Cosbey is behind you and he wants to sell you jello
MadManWithAnAxe: *backhands bill cosby*
OrianDragon: “still comes after you but this time asks what your favorite thing is”
MadManWithAnAxe: *smacks bill cosby then screams ”HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE” *plays air guitar*
OrianDragon: “then he brakes your air guitar then the starts stabing you with a butterknife”
MadManWithAnAxe: *cries uncrontrollaby*
OrianDragon: “then smacks you and says stop crying you little baby and stars to smack you uncontrollably ands starts to say who’s you daddy”
MadManWithAnAxe: *turns into a werewolf and screams ”give me waffles or give me death!!” then turns back into a person and looks around confused*
OrianDragon: “screams into your ear and says that you’re his son”
MadManWithAnAxe: *whistles the opening theme from 2001: a space oddysey while methodically biting toenails*
#8520: Lord Of Evil Toast -> inuyasha01234567890
Lord of Evil Toast: Hows it goin?
inuyasha01234567890: lol do i now u
Lord of Evil Toast: U thereDuh yeah
inuyasha01234567890: o ok
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Lord of Evil Toast: Damn….. I just swallowed a penny!
inuyasha01234567890: lol nice umm how do i now u
Lord of Evil Toast: Guess who I am.
inuyasha01234567890: umm idk
Lord of Evil Toast: Come on, think.
inuyasha01234567890: lol really don’t now
inuyasha01234567890: tell me
Lord of Evil Toast: It’s me!
Lord of Evil Toast: Bob bobison roberts.
inuyasha01234567890: oooooooo
Lord of Evil Toast: This one time I farted.
inuyasha01234567890: huh
inuyasha01234567890: lol
Lord of Evil Toast: Did u ever fart?
Lord of Evil Toast: It’s fun
Lord of Evil Toast: U still there?
inuyasha01234567890: yea i here
inuyasha01234567890: wait my mind fuzz right now what u lok like
inuyasha01234567890: tell me
inuyasha01234567890: tell me
Lord of Evil Toast: I look like a clown who lost my chicken. You are not a squirrel are u?
inuyasha01234567890: no not that i now of
inuyasha01234567890: tell the truth
inuyasha01234567890: i am really having trbole thinking right now
Lord of Evil Toast: Come on Mari you don’t know who this is?
inuyasha01234567890: my cuz or some one else
Lord of Evil Toast: I am a silly clown! beep beep!
inuyasha01234567890: what
inuyasha01234567890: omg ur confusing me more
Lord of Evil Toast: I r silly Clown, ya know.
Lord of Evil Toast: Dude do you have a bannana?
inuyasha01234567890: idk
inuyasha01234567890: god i am confused
Lord of Evil Toast: You are confused……. I am drunk.
inuyasha01234567890: who is thisb
inuyasha01234567890: plz tell me
inuyasha01234567890: i am every out of it
Lord of Evil Toast: Y are u drunk 2?
Lord of Evil Toast: I like drinkin gas.
inuyasha01234567890: is this my cuz krack head bob or soem one else
inuyasha01234567890: just tell me
Lord of Evil Toast: No, but it’s more funny if you don’t know.
inuyasha01234567890: GOT DAMN IT FUCKEN TELL ME
Lord of Evil Toast: I can’t benleve u havn’t figured out who I am.
Lord of Evil Toast: I figured u knew me better than that…….. I have feelings 2 dammit!
inuyasha01234567890: i am out of it ok srry
inuyasha01234567890: now plz tell me before i snap
Lord of Evil Toast: So how u doin?
inuyasha01234567890: i am fine i am ready to snap thjough
Lord of Evil Toast: Mrs. Daft is a bitch yo!
inuyasha01234567890: ok
inuyasha01234567890: that narrow it down soem
inuyasha01234567890: u in my 7th hour class
Lord of Evil Toast: So is mrs. Earli.
Lord of Evil Toast: Early*
Lord of Evil Toast: I could be.
Lord of Evil Toast: Man I got gass.
inuyasha01234567890: do u now jorri
Lord of Evil Toast: I know Elmo.
inuyasha01234567890: kol
inuyasha01234567890: add jorri lilmissjor0303
Lord of Evil Toast: k
Lord of Evil Toast: not now though
inuyasha01234567890: k
inuyasha01234567890: u haveing fun totering me
Lord of Evil Toast: Yes mam I am
inuyasha01234567890: u meany
Lord of Evil Toast: my butt is chafing.
inuyasha01234567890: kool
inuyasha01234567890: lol
Lord of Evil Toast: Don’t ya hate that? nothing worse than a dry itchy bum bum.
inuyasha01234567890: lol’
inuyasha01234567890: grrr waht class do i have with u
inuyasha01234567890: and how did u get my yahoo name
Lord of Evil Toast: I knew your yahoo name duh.
Lord of Evil Toast: I got it out of a phone book
inuyasha01234567890: yea right
inuyasha01234567890: waht class do i have with u
inuyasha01234567890: tell me this how many class
Lord of Evil Toast: Study hall and p.e.
Lord of Evil Toast: I know what you did last summer. lol
inuyasha01234567890: yea sure
Lord of Evil Toast: This one time, I ate 2 much skunk burgers I peuked! True story!
inuyasha01234567890: what grade u in
Lord of Evil Toast: Senior
inuyasha01234567890: u ait jeff cause u aint in my pe
Lord of Evil Toast: Duh.
inuyasha01234567890: then u aint in mrs daft casue there only 1 senior inthere
inuyasha01234567890: what p.e u in
inuyasha01234567890: jock or early
Lord of Evil Toast: Early. I like teletubbies!
Lord of Evil Toast: Well I gtg. But before I go, I have to tell you something.
inuyasha01234567890: what
Lord of Evil Toast: It’s kinda personal…… But ummmmm.
inuyasha01234567890: jsut fucken tell me and who THAT FUCK R U
inuyasha01234567890: the
inuyasha01234567890: *
inuyasha01234567890: FUCKEN TELL ME WHO THE FUCK U R
Lord of Evil Toast: Well here it is, kinda embarresing but…… YOU HAVE BEEN PRANK IMED BY MIDIAN. A friend helped me set you up. this will be added to the