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#8590: SR71 Steve -> Smileygrl12GHS

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SR71 Steve: hi low

Smileygrl12GHS: hi

SR71 Steve: me annoy u now

SR71 Steve: okies?

Smileygrl12GHS: okkk

SR71 Steve: blue

SR71 Steve: meatloaf

SR71 Steve: aeiou and sometimes y

SR71 Steve: ok, i’m done

Smileygrl12GHS: good

Smileygrl12GHS: pic

Smileygrl12GHS: ? ?

SR71 Steve: u now what

SR71 Steve: i perfer making no sense and bothering u

SR71 Steve: so in that case

SR71 Steve: i have thubs

SR71 Steve: tumbs

SR71 Steve: thumbs

Smileygrl12GHS: asl

SR71 Steve: 483.67/depends/all of the above

Smileygrl12GHS: a/s/l

SR71 Steve: ur mon/cuz/lamp

Smileygrl12GHS: what

SR71 Steve: xatly

Smileygrl12GHS: how old are u

SR71 Steve: chair

SR71 Steve: see how much funner stupidity is?

Smileygrl12GHS: ok whatever bye

SR71 Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOO

SR71 Steve: I must kknow

SR71 Steve: r u the real slim shady?

Stupid IMs, Prank IMs, Chat Logs

#8589: Firestarter -> lizzyakachivis

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Firestarter: hi lo

lizzyakachivis: asl

Firestarter: 483.67/depends/all of the above

lizzyakachivis: what

Firestarter: xatly

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: well

Firestarter: r u?

Firestarter: ANSWER ME!

lizzyakachivis: what i wasn’t paying attention

Firestarter: I must know r u the real slim shady?

lizzyakachivis: yea

Firestarter: I FIGURED THAT MUCH

Firestarter: NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW

lizzyakachivis: i’m very wil and i’m very sexy

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: NOW SOMETHING ELSE

lizzyakachivis: and you tell me something i dont know

Firestarter: WELL I OPEN MOUTH KISSED A HORSE ONCE

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: IM NOT LYING

lizzyakachivis: yea you actually did that

Firestarter: OR DID I?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE?

lizzyakachivis: i would have to say that once i humped this guy when he wasn’t looking

lizzyakachivis: it was a dare

Firestarter: U REALLY R A SICK LITTLE FREAK ARENT YOU!?

lizzyakachivis: yep

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!

lizzyakachivis: lol

Firestarter: GO AWAY NOW!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: IM SERIOUS

Firestarter: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

Firestarter: BYE

Firestarter: SICK FREAK!

lizzyakachivis: k bye

lizzyakachivis: damn

lizzyakachivis: at least i didn’t kiss a fucken horse

Firestarter: UR ON CANDID CAMERA!

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: GO TO WWW.SQUACKLE.COM IT IS ALL ABOUT STUPID POST LIKE THIS YOU WERE CHOSEN AS A RANDOM VICTIM NO HARD FEELINGS K?

lizzyakachivis: k

Firestarter: SORRY IF YOU WERE OFFENDED IN ANY WAY

lizzyakachivis: no i wasn’t

lizzyakachivis: i wasn’t telling the true anyway

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8588: Firestarter -> kitty

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Firestarter: HI

kitty: hello

kitty: asl?

Firestarter: 3.149526935…../Z/ STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

kitty: hm?

Firestarter: PI

Firestarter: DO YOU LIKE TO BURN THINGS

Firestarter: ?????

kitty: sure

kitty: weirdo

Firestarter: IM WIERD?

Firestarter: DID YOU JUST INSULT ME OR SOMETHING?

Firestarter: WELL DID YOU? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: GREAT NOW I M LEFT HERE TO HAVE A CONVER SATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: SO HOWS IT GOIN

Firestarter: NOT BAD U/

Firestarter: PRETTY GOOD BUT I HATE THOSE COWARDLY PEOPLE THAT TRY TO INSULT
YOU BUT SUCK AT IT

Firestarter: YEAH AND THEN THEY RUN AWAY AND THINK THEY DID SOMETHING COOL

Firestarter: I HATE THAT

Firestarter: ME TOO

Firestarter: ALL OF YOU THAT DO THAT SUCK!

Firestarter: HELL YEAH

Firestarter: THEY SHOULD DIE OF EBOLA AND BE DIPPED IN FULL SYTRENGH HYDROCHLORIC ACID!

Firestarter: OR HOW BOUT NOT YOU STUPID PSYCHO!

Firestarter: YOU SAY PSYCHO LIKE ITS A BAD THING!

Firestarter: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT

Firestarter: OR I COULD SEE A THERAPIST TO SORT OUT MY SHIZOPHRENIA

Firestarter: WHY

Firestarter: THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE POPPING BUBBLE WRAP IS CHEAP

Firestarter: YOULL SEE

Firestarter: OK THAT SOUNDS WORTH A TRY SEE U LATER

Firestarter: OK BYE

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs, Prank IMs

#8587: Firestarter -> sandygurl

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Firestarter: HI

sandygurl: hi

Firestarter: HOW R U

sandygurl: fine

Firestarter: KOOL

sandygurl: u?

Firestarter: NOT GOOD IM DYSLEXIC SO FORGUVE MT YTPENGI

sandygurl: oh

Firestarter: I M AN INSOMNIAC SO I DONT SLEEP BUT ON RARE OCCASIONS

sandygurl: i have read about people who r dyslexic

Firestarter: I AM ALSO SCHIZOPHRENIC PARANOIA SO THE VOICES SCARE ME AND I CANT EVEN HOLD A NONVIOLENT CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF

Firestarter: IT SUCKS BEING ME

sandygurl: wow

sandygurl: u should love yourself

Firestarter: U R THE FIRST PERSON TO BELIVERK MY

sandygurl: thats sad

Firestarter: I WOULDNT KNOW I DONT EXPERIENCE HUMAN EMOTION SUCH AS SADNESS

Firestarter: WWW.SQUACKLE.COM

sandygurl: whats that?

Firestarter: THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE ME

Firestarter: BUT NOT AS BAD

Firestarter: THEY ARE PSYCHO

Firestarter: BUT NOT BAD PSYCHO

sandygurl: hey u want me 2 add u 2 my list?u can talk 2 me or just let out all your anger

Firestarter: I WAS JUST JOKING

Firestarter:

Firestarter:

Firestarter: WOW

Firestarter: THAT FELT GOOD

sandygurl: what?

Firestarter: BUT I REALLY M PATANOID AND DYSLEXIC

Firestarter: PARANOID

Firestarter: **

sandygurl: hey can i add u 2 my list?

Firestarter: SORRY IF I LED YOU ON A LITTLE

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: BY THE WAY ASL?

Firestarter: WHAT IS UR KNICKNAME

Firestarter: THINGY

sandygurl: call me anything

Firestarter: I KNOW “PSYCHO LOVER

Firestarter: OK?

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: NICK NAME

Firestarter: THING

sandygurl: call me retarded

Firestarter: OK IF YOU WANT

sandygurl: ok

Firestarter: ASL?

sandygurl: i called u bird

Firestarter: OK

Firestarter: ASL?

Firestarter: WELL???

sandygurl: well what?

Firestarter: ASL?

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION?

sandygurl: why?

Firestarter: TO MAKE SURE UR NOT SOME MID FORTIES GUY WITH57 CATS AND ONE NOSTRIL GETTING HIS JOLLIES OFF FOOLIN KIDS

Firestarter: AGE SEX LOCATION? BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: huh?

Firestarter: what?

Firestarter: open the gate!

sandygurl: ?

Firestarter: asl

sandygurl: no

Firestarter: fine!

sandygurl: fine what

Firestarter: i dont know

Firestarter: do you?

sandygurl: no……………..no i dont

Firestarter: ok i g2g any way bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8586: isuck -> Firestarter

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isuck: hey

Firestarter: hi

isuck: hey

isuck: a/s/l

Firestarter: 15 m alcatraz

isuck: 14 f fl

isuck: wheres alcatraz?

Firestarter: san fransisco

isuck: oh

isuck: cool

Firestarter: u cannot track me im using a laptop!

isuck: neither can u

Firestarter: sorry im a bit paranoid

isuck: yes i can tell

Firestarter: really me too!

isuck: yeah so wats up?

Firestarter: the ceiling

isuck: um lol

isuck:

isuck: lalala

Firestarter: doo dee dooo dee do

isuck: dum de lum pipi hehe

Firestarter: goo hum bag joop ee gunk!

isuck: man we’re really bored

Firestarter: yup

isuck: u said it buster

Firestarter: hu hi gum bo

Firestarter: gumbo is good

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmm gumbo

isuck: illl gumbo

Firestarter: i like gumbo

isuck: whats gumbo?

Firestarter: mmmmmmmmmmmm cajun

isuck: illlll

isuck: j/k

isuck: i dont know what that is

Firestarter: stew with shrimp and spicy and good and rice and more good

Firestarter: and other stuff!

lFirestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

Firestarter: www.squackle.com

isuck: sounds good

isuck: what is that?

Firestarter: funny stuff

Firestarter: not a porn site

isuck: k i’ll go

Firestarter: y does every 1 think that?

Firestarter: sign up

Firestarter: free and no info giving

isuck: i did think that

isuck: i didnt

isuck: sorry

Firestarter: not even your first name

isuck: ok

Firestarter: mine is ezekiel

isuck: mine is geraldine

Firestarter: no mine is zachariah

isuck: oh

Firestarter: nope it is zeb

isuck: fok whats ur real name???

isuck: ok*

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

Firestarter: zeb

isuck: ok zeb

Firestarter: ezekiel didnt i tell you before?!

isuck: no

BUZZ!!!

Firestarter: jk its josh

isuck: omg whats ur real name?

Firestarter: yes really

isuck: ur confusing me

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

Firestarter: its josh

isuck: ok josh u better not be lieing

Firestarter: seriously

Firestarter: ok

isuck: ok i trust u

Firestarter: you really shouldn’t

isuck: why?

isuck: not ur real name?

Firestarter: im psycho

isuck: cool

Firestarter: thats why im n alcatraz

isuck: ??

Firestarter: alcatraz is a jail

Firestarter: asylum sorry

isuck: no it aint

Firestarter: y do i have to educate every one to what alcatraz is ?

Firestarter: dont people know their own history

Firestarter: ???

isuck: no im dumb

Firestarter: that makes one of us

isuck: yeah

isuck: i guess

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8585: MadManWithAnAxe -> masteryoda

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MadManWithAnAxe: shut the fuck up! i need total concentration……

masteryoda: i’m not sayin anything damn!

MadManWithAnAxe: Didn’t you hear me the first time! shut up!

masteryoda: and didn’t you hear me? CAUSE I’M NOT SAYIN SHIT!

MadManWithAnAxe: DUDE, IF YOU DON’T CUT THAT SHIT OUT I’M GONNA HACK AT YOUR
ANKLES WITH A SCREWDRIVER

masteryoda: and i’ll shove that screw driver so far up your ass you’ll bleed
from your mouth

MadManWithAnAxe: I’M GONNA GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES WITH A CLAW HAMMER AND MAKE
LOVE TO THE SOCKETS IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE HELL UP

masteryoda: your weird man

MadManWithAnAxe: i should ask you the same question

masteryoda: what the hell are you on?

MadManWithAnAxe: DON’T EAT ME GRANDPA!

masteryoda: i’m 16 smartass

MadManWithAnAxe: smartass is ssatrams backwards!

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8584: r carter -> MadManWithAnAxe

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r carter: BYE

MadManWithAnAxe: i once knew a man from nantucket!

r carter: what part of bye don’t u get

r carter: it means your not going to talk to someone for a period of time

MadManWithAnAxe: the e

r carter: so bye

MadManWithAnAxe: see by

MadManWithAnAxe: and bye are different

MadManWithAnAxe: why?

MadManWithAnAxe: why an E

MadManWithAnAxe: why not an A

MadManWithAnAxe: why can’t we say BYA!

MadManWithAnAxe: or BYO

MadManWithAnAxe: or even BYU

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t get it

r carter: yeah u would think about that kinda thing woudn’t u

MadManWithAnAxe: U U U it’s all about U isn’t it

r carter: NO YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: ME?

r carter: YES

MadManWithAnAxe: or YOU

r carter: NO

MadManWithAnAxe: which you do you mean?

r carter: YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU as in YOU or YOU as in ME

MadManWithAnAxe: ?

r carter: YOU AS N YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU? or ME?

r carter: YOU

r carter: fine

r carter: bye

MadManWithAnAxe: ME?

r carter: yepperz

MadManWithAnAxe: then why didn’t you say so?

r carter: i didn

r carter: did

r carter: like htousand time s

MadManWithAnAxe: no…you said YOU…not ME

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m ME …you’re YOU

r carter: kljefjadfl k;ajsdflkja sdfljl;kdjsf sdafoiweruoia7us rifajsdfklas
fjlasflkjalskdfja8 aoer8792e4857923485wrkjc lfja ljnlksmfl/asdjpdjfskld fkasdjf;

MadManWithAnAxe: not the other way around dumbass

r carter: i am not the dumbass YOU ARE

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU?

r carter: NO

MadManWithAnAxe: then why did you say YOU?

r carter:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hh

r carter: im not in the mood to think

r carter: see yyyyaaaaaaa

MadManWithAnAxe: YA? ya as in ME or YOU?

r carter: you

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: or me?

MadManWithAnAxe: Explain things better

r carter: quit asking stupid questions and get the heck away from em

r carter: me

MadManWithAnAxe: ME? or YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: back away from myself?

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re not making any sense

r carter: YES I AM

MadManWithAnAxe: I as in YOU?

MadManWithAnAxe: I am ME

MadManWithAnAxe: YOU are YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: get it?

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#8581: partlycloudy -> MadManWithAnAxe

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partlycloudy: asl?

MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

partlycloudy: i asked ur age sex and location?!?!?!?

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: don’t lie

MadManWithAnAxe: i know your “type”

partlycloudy: my type huh

partlycloudy: ?

partlycloudy: and what is my “type?

MadManWithAnAxe: don’t tell me what to do, davey

partlycloudy: davey?

partlycloudy: dude im a chick

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

partlycloudy: ever met a chick named davey?

MadManWithAnAxe: well….once…but that…that was a long time ago…..

partlycloudy: o really?

MadManWithAnAxe: i really don’t want to talk about it now

MadManWithAnAxe: she was the only one i truly loved

partlycloudy: was it bad?

partlycloudy: really?

partlycloudy: r u bein serious?

MadManWithAnAxe: no….i was just lying to impress you

partlycloudy: really?

MadManWithAnAxe: no….that was also a lie

partlycloudy: well………………..

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m not wearing any pants

partlycloudy: thanks for sharing what about boxers or breifs?

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: nope…they’re against my religion

partlycloudy: and what realigion what that be i need to convert

MadManWithAnAxe: It’s called ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

partlycloudy: i guess i should look in to that

MadManWithAnAxe: no, it’s a secret

MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t join

MadManWithAnAxe: unless……………..

partlycloudy: unless???????????????

partlycloudy: ……………….

MadManWithAnAxe: UNLESS YOU CAN ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE!

partlycloudy: ok lets see what u got

partlycloudy: well……………question #1

MadManWithAnAxe: A TRAIN LEAVES FROM DALLAS AT APPROX. 2:30 IN THE A.M. AT 20 MPH, AT THE SAME TIME ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVES FROM PORTLAND TRAVELING TOWARDS DALLAS AT 30 MPH….WHAT TIME DO THEY MEET?

MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

partlycloudy: ??????????

MadManWithAnAxe: GUESS!

partlycloudy: tick

MadManWithAnAxe: correct…..

MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE SECOND!

partlycloudy: k

MadManWithAnAxe: WHO IS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE GROUP DEADSY?

MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

MadManWithAnAxe: WELL?

partlycloudy: hang on my sis is talking to me bout somethin

partlycloudy: ! sec

partlycloudy: 1

MadManWithAnAxe: close enough

MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE THIRD!

partlycloudy: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL

partlycloudy: ?

MadManWithAnAxe: tick tock

partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL???????

MadManWithAnAxe: sorry….i’m afraid that is incorrect, my dear

MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t be a part of my cult

partlycloudy: o really?

MadManWithAnAxe: and you don’t get to come to my birthday party!

partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????

partlycloudy: well…….

partlycloudy: darn lol

partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????

MadManWithAnAxe: i think we BOTH know the answer to that one

partlycloudy: well just pretend i dont know and share it with me

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid

partlycloudy: well thats cool if u will quit calling me dave

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that

MadManWithAnAxe: now, we dance

MadManWithAnAxe: VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MadManWithAnAxe: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

MadManWithAnAxe: i once knew a man from NANTUCKET!

MadManWithAnAxe: she called me a toaster oven!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8580: Rainy -> MadManWithAnAxe

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okay, a friend of a friend of mine was having trouble getting rid of a leech-like ex, so she sought to me for advice…unfortunatly, although i may be insightful, i’m not really the helpful “type”.

(i’ve edited down all the boring stuff and just posted the good stuff….i guess……

—————————–

Rainy: i want to shoot my xboyfriend

MadManWithAnAxe: go for it

Rainy: will you do it

Rainy: and never tell a soul

MadManWithAnAxe: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll no

Rainy: well i cant have my prints on the gun

MadManWithAnAxe: hmmm….. cut off your hands

Rainy: then how can i shoot?

MadManWithAnAxe: pssh, fuck….it’s all about the details for you

Rainy: yes, i think i could actually do it if i tried

MadManWithAnAxe: yeah, you’ll figure something out

Rainy: im thinking im gonna date him again and torture him

Rainy: but then ill have to put up with all his whiney bitch hit

Rainy: what should i do bradith, what shall i do?

MadManWithAnAxe: hmm……okay, i got it……… from now on…be wearing a ten gallon hat AT ALL TIMES….he’ll eventually be too ebarassed to be seen with you

Rainy: ive actually tried wearing embarassing hats, he diddnt care

Rainy: he thought it was cool

MadManWithAnAxe: hmmm……..okay, then what you need to do is cut off his penis with an x-acto knife and then tatoo a huge smiley face on his chest with text that says “this boy ain’t got no weenie”

Rainy: if i could i would but i dont have the means

MadManWithAnAxe: aw, snap

Rainy: got a more practical idea?

MadManWithAnAxe: you mean one that you could actually do?

Rainy: yeeeas

MadManWithAnAxe: nope

Rainy: what else ya got?

MadManWithAnAxe: this is going to take a while to type, be patient

Rainy: ok

Rainy: im sharpening my claws while i wait

Rainy: done yet?

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, take him out on a date, to like, wal-mart or something, i don’t know…i’m not very good at dates…….anyways slip some roofies into his icee…. when he passes out, drag him back to your place and douse his face with ether so he stays passed out….. get some meat hooks and put
two through his hands, one through the back of his head, and one in his lower back. put ropes through the hooks and tie them to two 2×4’s in a criss-cross pattern like this +… when he comes to, you will have turned him into a human marionette, and he will be naked in the street dancing(not of his own
will of course)…..now, have a tape player and get yourself the soundtrack to CATS, when that’s playing, use a stick to make him mouth the words…if that doesn’t make him hate you…..nothing will….

Rainy: yeah, still a little impracticle

MadManWithAnAxe: :-\really? i’ve done it….several times, actually

Rainy: oh, come on, seriously, i need to get rid of him

(at this point, i had to go)

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#8576: MadManWithAnAxe -> punk rocker 4 life

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MadManWithAnAxe: Shut the fuck up! i need total concentration….

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE HELL?!

MadManWithAnAxe: Didn’t you hear me? SHUT UP!

punk rocker 4 life: NO I DONT GOTS TA!!

punk rocker 4 life: SO GO FUCK OFF

MadManWithAnAxe: I KNOW ALL 11 OF THE COLONELS HERBS AND SPICES, BEEOTCH

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING DUMBASS!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

punk rocker 4 life: fuck off!

MadManWithAnAxe: fuck off is ffo kcef backwards!

MadManWithAnAxe: isn’t that weird?

punk rocker 4 life: i guess soo

MadManWithAnAxe: maybe you should shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business, jesus tapdancing christ

punk rocker 4 life: mabe u shouldntt im me and i wouldnt be botherin u now would i ???!stupid!

MadManWithAnAxe: Maybe you should dance with me

MadManWithAnAxe: remember pop rocks?

MadManWithAnAxe: those little candy that fizzled in your mouth?

punk rocker 4 life: ya those are cool

MadManWithAnAxe: DUDE, SHUT THE HELL UP!

punk rocker 4 life: sTOP IMing ME AND I WILL

MadManWithAnAxe: but, anyways…you know that Mikey kid from those LIFE cereal commercials?

MadManWithAnAxe: he put pop rocks in 7up and his head exploded

MadManWithAnAxe: true story

punk rocker 4 life: good bye now

MadManWithAnAxe: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!

punk rocker 4 life: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO U WERE TALKIN TO U DICK SUCKIN HORE!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: hey, have you ever played Pink Floyds dark side of the moon while watching The Wizard Of Oz

MadManWithAnAxe: They TOTALLY sync up!

MadManWithAnAxe: Have you ever played GTA: vice city?

MadManWithAnAxe: Dude, i just want to get to know you

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE FUCK EVER

MadManWithAnAxe: SHUT THE HELL UP, FUDGEPACKER

MadManWithAnAxe: well anyways, i was playing gta right, and i stole this dudes car

MadManWithAnAxe: then i drove to the next island

MadManWithAnAxe: and i got me a motorcycle

MadManWithAnAxe: and i shot a guy.

MadManWithAnAxe: no kidding

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8571: somedude1616 -> fROY132

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somedude1616: hey

fROY132: hey

somedude1616: this is nik

fROY132: oo

somedude1616: lets do it

somedude1616: ur so god damn hot

fROY132: what?

somedude1616: i love you

somedude1616: screw jon and dump him and lets just fuck all night you hot mother fucker

fROY132: oh baby, you always manage to turn me on

somedude1616: seriously hun

fROY132: really

somedude1616: yessssss!!!!!!!!

fROY132: yea well hmm, I dont think this is nik

somedude1616: why not?

somedude1616: ask me anything my baby

fROY132: hmm alright

fROY132: what did we talk about a few nights ago?

somedude1616: Jon

fROY132: oo ur wrong my love, even though I do talk about his sexy ass a lot

somedude1616: jk

fROY132: haha

fROY132: oh man you covered that up good

somedude1616: how my penis is small

fROY132: no, but it is kinda on the tiny side

somedude1616: lol, bitch

somedude1616: ok but i dont know

somedude1616: what did we talk about

fROY132: dude u dont remember?

somedude1616: i honestly dont remember

fROY132: well i honestly think ur not nik

somedude1616: my somedude1414 got deleted tho!

fROY132: really

somedude1616: cause my comp has a virus

fROY132: haha

fROY132: how’d you get it?

fROY132: thats what I thought

somedude1616: it an instakiss virus

fROY132: haha, I love you man

fROY132: do u even know anything about computers?

fROY132: …and impersonating people that you aren’t

somedude1616: it was like one of those aol things well it was like that and i typed in my aol sn and password and then it took my password and fucked everything and sent emails and put somethin in my comp

fROY132: haha

fROY132: aw

somedude1616: ok im not fucking joking u fucking faggot

fROY132: hah well, sorry to say but you’re not on niks computer right now…

fROY132: oo dude come on dont swear at me I thought we were tight you know

somedude1616: no i jk ur not a fucking faggot, your a reallllllyyy hot woman

somedude1616: that does stuff with other guys

somedude1616: jk

fROY132: that was cute considering jon THINKS I’m a slut right now, aren’t you the one who was “jokingly” telling him all that shit about the party? you dumbass

somedude1616: im at my friends

somedude1616: u retard

fROY132: really, I think you’re just lieing to me because I’m just that
cool to you

somedude1616: ya u fuck

fROY132: you used that already

somedude1616: ok u fuck

somedude1616: lets fuck u fucking fuck i want you so fucking much right now

fROY132: dude we had this talk…

somedude1616: jon told me how all ur guys positions u no the ones u like the nost

fROY132: howd you learn them? I hope your not saying you did stuff with him.. uh oh look wohs the cheater now…

somedude1616: no, he wouldn’t cheat like you would

fROY132: dude stop being a homo

somedude1616: how do u know about computers

somedude1616: nerd

fROY132: haha

fROY132: well first of all its easy to tell who owns a screen name and second of all I’m not STUPID

fROY132: so I’m not really the person u should be lying to

somedude1616: since this isnt nik and the person who made this (me) had a virus and it fucked my computer up

fROY132: do you even know what you;re talking about

fROY132: so who is this

somedude1616: i dunno

somedude1616: kyle

fROY132: nope

somedude1616: haha and jon

fROY132: guess again

fROY132: dude do you seriously think I dont konw you are

somedude1616: yes

fROY132: haha

somedude1616: i guarantee u dont know who this is

fROY132: hahahha

somedude1616: ya

fROY132: really

somedude1616: ok then baby who

somedude1616: is this

somedude1616: miss slut

somedude1616: eat my ass

somedude1616: ok i wil tell u if it is me

somedude1616: if u find out who this is

fROY132: i know who this is

fROY132: and I checked a bunch of stuff to make sure

somedude1616: =o

somedude1616: who is it

fROY132: dj

somedude1616: fuck

somedude1616: hahahah

fROY132: yea I’m killing you next time I see you I hope you know

somedude1616: howd u know

somedude1616: hahaha

fROY132: so u downloaded dead AIM or AIM+ or whatever the hell it is?

fROY132: dude it was obvious haha

fROY132: guess what

somedude1616: what

fROY132: nvm

somedude1616: dead aim bitch

somedude1616: hahahah

somedude1616: jkjkjk

fROY132: dude yea ur cool now

somedude1616: sorry that was kyle

somedude1616: its dj and pat tho

fROY132: yea nik tried ur advanced cloneing techniques on me and he wasnt that good at it either

somedude1616: haha

somedude1616: dude hes gayyyyyy

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8570: fROY132 -> AnGeLgiRrl316

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fROY132: hey…

fROY132: whos this

AnGeLgiRrl316: its ang!

fROY132: no it isn’t

AnGeLgiRrl316: what?

fROY132: this isn’t angela

fROY132: ……

AnGeLgiRrl316: lol yea i kno jus cin if u thought it was cuz i hate that
bitch

fROY132: you hate ang?

AnGeLgiRrl316: u still friends with her

AnGeLgiRrl316: ?

fROY132: yea

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea

fROY132: I thought you liked her, considering the fact well you know…

AnGeLgiRrl316: she like bitched me out 2day im kinda pissed at her

AnGeLgiRrl316: and i have no idea y

fROY132: what did she say

AnGeLgiRrl316: she was jus talkin so much shit i dont even kno girrl

fROY132: uh alright… girrl?

AnGeLgiRrl316: sry im on my period and PMS’ing

AnGeLgiRrl316: haha

fROY132: hmm you sure?

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea ha sorri

fROY132: yea

fROY132: did you make this screen name just to pretend u were a girl?

AnGeLgiRrl316: im thinking of fingering my self cuz i need 2 feel better
right now !

AnGeLgiRrl316: huh?

fROY132: why did you make this screen name?

AnGeLgiRrl316: what r u talking about!?

AnGeLgiRrl316: u think im a boy?

fROY132: yea i think ur nik

AnGeLgiRrl316: nooo……?

AnGeLgiRrl316: dont u mean nick

fROY132: hahahaha you homo

AnGeLgiRrl316: thats how u spell a guys name

fROY132: thats how u spell YOUR name my love

AnGeLgiRrl316: whos name?!

fROY132: your name…

AnGeLgiRrl316: its me erica y r u calling me a guy!?

fROY132: oh yep sure, who are you again?

AnGeLgiRrl316: and who said i was this boy named..

AnGeLgiRrl316: nik?

AnGeLgiRrl316: shit ur no fun

AnGeLgiRrl316: i wanted 2 fuck with sumone

fROY132: haha

fROY132: sorry I’m just too clever….

fROY132: AND you didnt change ur profile

AnGeLgiRrl316: guess u r

AnGeLgiRrl316: oooo damn it

fROY132: haha

AnGeLgiRrl316: i saved everything and transferred it 2 this aim

fROY132: um yea also known as loading ur settings on a different screen
name

AnGeLgiRrl316: so it transferred that 2

AnGeLgiRrl316: god

fROY132: hah your so damn smart

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea

AnGeLgiRrl316: o well

AnGeLgiRrl316: g2g

AnGeLgiRrl316: haha

fROY132: hah

fROY132: good luck next time

AnGeLgiRrl316: thx yea i suck

AnGeLgiRrl316: later

fROY132: I know man… talk to you later

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8569: Dftn Pny -> MadManWithAnAxe

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series A Hard Time With Onesicjuggernaut

Dftn Pny: a friend of mine is bragging to me about giving you a hard time…onesicjuggernaut

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

MadManWithAnAxe: He has a friend?

Dftn Pny: I think he is partially drunk.

MadManWithAnAxe: Most likely

MadManWithAnAxe: Does he always bring up penises?

Dftn Pny: Oh yes, he has a fixation.

MadManWithAnAxe: Ehehe, that’s exactly what i told him.

MadManWithAnAxe: Actually, i found the whole conversation so interesting, i saved it.

MadManWithAnAxe: And posted it on the internet

Dftn Pny: where?

MadManWithAnAxe: Do you want a link?

Dftn Pny: please.

MadManWithAnAxe: You sound respectably intelligent.

MadManWithAnAxe: Or maybe it’s just after talking to him so long…..

MadManWithAnAxe: https://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=displa
y;num=1053933822;start=0#0

Dftn Pny: well, I think I suppose in relation to him, anyone would seem respectably intelligent

Dftn Pny: ugh

Dftn Pny: see, I just made a type

Dftn Pny: *typo

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

Dftn Pny: ARGH

MadManWithAnAxe: That’s okay.

MadManWithAnAxe: Although it does get pretty annoying when, such as in the case of the juggernaut guy, every sentence contains at least one grammatical error.

Dftn Pny: oh…he is so witty.

MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so.

MadManWithAnAxe: I find his wit to be ever-so-classy.

Dftn Pny: rapier-like wit…

Dftn Pny: so cutting

MadManWithAnAxe: I sometimes find myself dazzled, bewildered even at his complex sentence structure, rich vocabulary, and dry humor.

Dftn Pny: ah yes

Dftn Pny: something you can chuckle at whilst sipping on a nice merlot

MadManWithAnAxe: Ah, yes, the perfect accompionament to such intelligence such as his.

Dftn Pny: MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?

Dftn Pny: best.comment.ever.

Dftn Pny: ha…

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

MadManWithAnAxe: No applause neccessary, please.

Dftn Pny: I laugh that the first instrument that comes to his mind is a banjo…

MadManWithAnAxe: Actually it’s in reference to an Ex of mine.

Dftn Pny: I can see him rubbing his sister’s chest while plucking the first few notes to that “Deliverance” song

MadManWithAnAxe: hehehe

MadManWithAnAxe: And getting into a Dueling of the Banjos competition at the old wheat silo.

Dftn Pny: oh lordy…

Dftn Pny: this is good stuff

MadManWithAnAxe: I have other such IM’s as this.

MadManWithAnAxe: On this site.

Dftn Pny: that convo made me giggle

MadManWithAnAxe: Did you finish it?

Dftn Pny: yes

Dftn Pny: alas, I must go. I’m adding you to my buddy list…it’s nice to talk to intelligent humans.

MadManWithAnAxe: Would you like to delve deeper into the vast array of insanity stricken IM’s that have found sanctity in this domain?

MadManWithAnAxe: Eh, okay, i’ll show you them later then.

Dftn Pny: wonderful

Dftn Pny: I shall talk to you later then.

MadManWithAnAxe: Whoa, white pony

MadManWithAnAxe: deftones

MadManWithAnAxe: on your buddy…. icon…thing

Dftn Pny: yes.

MadManWithAnAxe: I was listening to that earlier today.

Dftn Pny: are you not a deftones fan?

Dftn Pny: ah

Dftn Pny: good choice

MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so, i think.

Dftn Pny: you should pick up their new album

MadManWithAnAxe: HA, now i make sense of your screen name.

Dftn Pny: yes…:-)

Dftn Pny: well, I should depart

MadManWithAnAxe: Ta-ta

Dftn Pny: good night.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8568: Onesicjuggernaut -> MadManWithAnAxe

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series A Hard Time With Onesicjuggernaut

Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..

MadManWithAnAxe: you…uhhh..take that back

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck upo

MadManWithAnAxe: or something

Onesicjuggernaut: was i takling to you

MadManWithAnAxe: you weren’t TAKLING anything…

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t think takling is even actually a word.

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: wnna be juggalo

Onesicjuggernaut: wanna*

MadManWithAnAxe: umm….no

Onesicjuggernaut: stupid fuck

Onesicjuggernaut: shut up

MadManWithAnAxe: that’s okay

Onesicjuggernaut: was i talking to you

Onesicjuggernaut: ?

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t like to be catagarized with a bunch of dumb shits such as yourself.

Onesicjuggernaut: ok

Onesicjuggernaut: did i ask you to talk

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m glad you understand

Onesicjuggernaut: when i want your opinion

Onesicjuggernaut: ill talk my dick out of your moms mouth

MadManWithAnAxe: it’s really too bad you can’t be original

MadManWithAnAxe: or creative

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh he stopped typing i win

MadManWithAnAxe: (that was sarcasm)

MadManWithAnAxe: (mocking you)

MadManWithAnAxe: (you dumb fuck)

Onesicjuggernaut: whats with (these)

MadManWithAnAxe: they’re called parenthases

Onesicjuggernaut: / /( . ) ( . )\ \

Onesicjuggernaut: youll never see those

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooooooooooh

MadManWithAnAxe: Wow…

MadManWithAnAxe: just….wow

MadManWithAnAxe: that was incredibly stupid

MadManWithAnAxe: for you, even

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m shocked

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you at least had a small intelect

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: you have proven me wrong once again

MadManWithAnAxe: aye, me

MadManWithAnAxe: can’t i be right JUST ONCE?!?

MadManWithAnAxe: but no, i have to give you more credit then you’re worth

MadManWithAnAxe: sad times are these

Onesicjuggernaut: MadManWithAnAxe:-D— – — — –

MadManWithAnAxe: umm……

Onesicjuggernaut: then kill yourself

Onesicjuggernaut: duhh

MadManWithAnAxe: that’s a great idea

Onesicjuggernaut: INDEAD

MadManWithAnAxe: but then how will i humor myself with as stupid shits as yourself?

Onesicjuggernaut: look at your penis

MadManWithAnAxe: But to die, and leave people like you alive? That would be a sin in itself.

Onesicjuggernaut: it would humor anyone

MadManWithAnAxe: What is your constant fascination with my penis?

MadManWithAnAxe: Please, explain.

MadManWithAnAxe: Can you lay off the penis talk for one conversation?

MadManWithAnAxe: Just once.

Onesicjuggernaut: its so oooooooo small

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: it inverts from a vagina when you snezze

MadManWithAnAxe: Maybe that insult would be effective against another backhills redneck such as yourself

MadManWithAnAxe: but i have much higeher standards

Onesicjuggernaut: at least im not a n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..yeah

Onesicjuggernaut: fubo = Farmest Used to Beast Us

Onesicjuggernaut: Beat*

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: oh god, that would be so funny if you made that up

Onesicjuggernaut: your fucking funny

Onesicjuggernaut: i mean oh shit

MadManWithAnAxe: you mean you’re

Onesicjuggernaut: wharts a 15 year old gonna do

MadManWithAnAxe: your is possesive

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re is the contraction for you are

Onesicjuggernaut: fucking shoot me with his water gun

MadManWithAnAxe: i think that’s what you were going for

MadManWithAnAxe: back there

Onesicjuggernaut: ok who the fuck cares

Onesicjuggernaut: your such a perfectionest

Onesicjuggernaut: kill yuorself

Onesicjuggernaut: you fucking mornman

MadManWithAnAxe: perfectionIst

Onesicjuggernaut: ayye jesus was a cunt

MadManWithAnAxe: that he was, but you’re getting off topic

Onesicjuggernaut: what topic

Onesicjuggernaut: your gay

Onesicjuggernaut: thts the topic

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: that really hurts

MadManWithAnAxe: seriously

MadManWithAnAxe: being called gay…from YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: ouch

Onesicjuggernaut: oh fucking christ aye y dont you take that to 3rd grade

Onesicjuggernaut: where youi left your penis size

MadManWithAnAxe: Nah, I figured i’d tone it down so your uneducated mind
would be able to comprehend.

MadManWithAnAxe: I bet you’re a real prize with the ladies, huh?

Onesicjuggernaut: ok your done

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: and stop talking to lacy

MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve got …..

Onesicjuggernaut: you cock slobber

MadManWithAnAxe: what the fuck is a ”lacy”

Onesicjuggernaut: your bras

Onesicjuggernaut: niger

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: OMG!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: ROFLMAO!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: wait….that was just gay

MadManWithAnAxe: Please refrain from the penis and homosexually perverted comments from this point forward.

Onesicjuggernaut: y

MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll bet you can’t go three sentences without mentioning a penis somewhere.

Onesicjuggernaut: you worried other people with find out

Onesicjuggernaut: about your “tiny tim”

MadManWithAnAxe: Is it some childhood affixiation with penises?

MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?

MadManWithAnAxe: Come on, there has to be some reason you must keep bringing penises into the conversation.

Onesicjuggernaut: yes there is

Onesicjuggernaut: you dont have one

Onesicjuggernaut: and i do

Onesicjuggernaut: so im better

Onesicjuggernaut: oh yeah

Onesicjuggernaut: and becase

Onesicjuggernaut: im white

Onesicjuggernaut: and your notr

Onesicjuggernaut: not*

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: What makes you think i’m not white?

Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: Am I, now?

MadManWithAnAxe: How so?

MadManWithAnAxe: Explain your reasoning.

MadManWithAnAxe: Please.

Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger

Onesicjuggernaut: duh

Onesicjuggernaut: thats all i have to know

Onesicjuggernaut: well

Onesicjuggernaut: yes you have no penis

Onesicjuggernaut: therefor you are a goat

MadManWithAnAxe: You do realise i’m going to post this conversation on the internet so the whole world can be bewildered by your ignorance, and inixplicable stupidity.

MadManWithAnAxe: And your mindset that leads you to mention penises in every other thought.

Onesicjuggernaut: well

Onesicjuggernaut: eat some fried chicken

MadManWithAnAxe: Annnnnd, just how were you expecting that to be insulting?

Onesicjuggernaut: your black

Onesicjuggernaut: you post it yet

Onesicjuggernaut: fuck

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, how is calling me black going to make me feel bad?

Onesicjuggernaut: i dont know

Onesicjuggernaut: n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: Look at it this way, do you get offended if i call you chinese?

Onesicjuggernaut: therre you feal anything?

Onesicjuggernaut: yes

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: they eat rice

MadManWithAnAxe: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: make shitty cars

Onesicjuggernaut: and to blind fold them you have to use floss

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, what if i was to refer to you as a native of nstanbul(formely Constantinople) would you be offended?

Onesicjuggernaut: ok stop this shity

Onesicjuggernaut: our trying to make yourself look smart

Onesicjuggernaut: compensating for something are we????

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m TRYING to figure out how you got to be so idiotic.

Onesicjuggernaut: your rubbing off on me

Onesicjuggernaut: now

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuxck up

MadManWithAnAxe: See, you went back to the penis thing, AGAIN.

Onesicjuggernaut: nope

Onesicjuggernaut: i didnt

Onesicjuggernaut: i was talking how banjo even turned you down

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: banjo?

Onesicjuggernaut: banjo impailment

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: How did she turn me down?

Onesicjuggernaut: she wouldnt kis you when you werre in the lonney bin

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: umm..i think she did

MadManWithAnAxe: But, please, you obviously know more about this than I do.

Onesicjuggernaut: yeah` its those poenis drugs they give you

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: that sure was clever

MadManWithAnAxe: you should write that one down

Onesicjuggernaut: no

MadManWithAnAxe: keep it in a little notebook

Onesicjuggernaut: its not that good

Onesicjuggernaut: in fact it sucked

MadManWithAnAxe: no shit

Onesicjuggernaut: like your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: oww

MadManWithAnAxe: NOW THAT WAS GOOD!

MadManWithAnAxe: okay, okay, write them BOTH down

MadManWithAnAxe: okay, and e-mail them, spread the word of your great humor

MadManWithAnAxe: oh the masses will be delighted when they hear your witty insights on life

Onesicjuggernaut: yes

Onesicjuggernaut: like this #

Onesicjuggernaut: jesus was a cunt

Onesicjuggernaut: la-la-la-la-la

Onesicjuggernaut: i raped her in the name of jesus

MadManWithAnAxe: see, see

Onesicjuggernaut: bow chicka bow now

MadManWithAnAxe: people will love this

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll make them feel smart

MadManWithAnAxe: You should have your own sitcom

Onesicjuggernaut: you mkae them feel atractive

Onesicjuggernaut: now SHUT THE FUCK UP

MadManWithAnAxe: just so you can say ”now shut the fuck up” every week

Onesicjuggernaut: fucker

Onesicjuggernaut: i say it everyday

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: *canned laughter*

MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll be great!

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: 😉

MadManWithAnAxe: We can have Deborah Harry sing the theme song.

MadManWithAnAxe: Ooooh, i’m sure america will just love it.

MadManWithAnAxe: Their favorite retard, saying ”now shut the fuck up” EVERY WEEK!

Onesicjuggernaut: who the FUCK is that

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: ooooh, i got an idea

MadManWithAnAxe: say ”now shut the fuck up” in ALL CAPS

MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll be more affective

MadManWithAnAxe: better yet, put exclamation points after it

MadManWithAnAxe: That’ll make it penetrate deeper.

MadManWithAnAxe: Give their senses a good shaking

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: LIKE THAT

MadManWithAnAxe: YEAH!

Onesicjuggernaut: YOU PANSY

MadManWithAnAxe: EXCATLY

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh, I gotta love the all caps

Onesicjuggernaut: you liek it

MadManWithAnAxe: Does it make you feel like a real man?

Onesicjuggernaut: ‘becuase there big

Onesicjuggernaut: and your not

Onesicjuggernaut: fucking my gfs make me feal like a man

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: you wouldnt know

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm……

MadManWithAnAxe: yeah

MadManWithAnAxe: you got me there

MadManWithAnAxe: although you’re off

MadManWithAnAxe: just a tad bit

MadManWithAnAxe: taking into account all my girlfriends

MadManWithAnAxe: and all the sex

Onesicjuggernaut: although you’re off fucking your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: muhahahahaahhaha

Onesicjuggernaut: dude

Onesicjuggernaut: if they blow up

MadManWithAnAxe: HOLY CRAP! you used YOU’RE!

Onesicjuggernaut: or are made of latex

MadManWithAnAxe: GOOD JOB, BUDDY!

Onesicjuggernaut: or if they scream no no no im a quadraplegic

Onesicjuggernaut: it doesnt count

Onesicjuggernaut: cuase copy pasted

Onesicjuggernaut: numb nuts

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Quad-ra-pa-le-gic…..5 syllables!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: Christ, you’re really making progress.

Onesicjuggernaut: on your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: ahahhahaha

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: My mom?

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now
shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck
up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut
the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up
now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m not going to bother reading all that.

Onesicjuggernaut: good

MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll just assume that it says now shut the fuck up over and over

Onesicjuggernaut: here ill make it eassy

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Oh, thanks.

MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve been a real life-saver.

Onesicjuggernaut: good

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Without you, who knows how long i would’ve spent reading all that.

Onesicjuggernaut: are you still talking jesus ive been pasting now shut fuck up this whole time you fucking douche bag go fuck a goat or somthing you pathetic cockmaster

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: You should really learn to use commas, and other common literary tools.

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Such as apostrophes.

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: i dont care

MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll make you look….how you say…less retarded.

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, well, i’m going now to…ummm…what’s something completely idiotic that you would actually say…..oh, i’m going to fuck a goat.

MadManWithAnAxe: goodbye

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#8563: justthe2ofus1994 -> Firestarter

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justthe2ofus1994: she sure did

Firestarter: i like soup

Firestarter: you are a coffee

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: i thought so

justthe2ofus1994: really??????

Firestarter: yeah i have esp

justthe2ofus1994: wat does that mean

Firestarter: extra sensory perseption

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: fag

Firestarter: you spealt what rong

Firestarter: qweer

justthe2ofus1994: u gotta death wish

Firestarter: hold it hold it im not done spankin the monkey

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: ohhhhh there we gooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

justthe2ofus1994: ok

Firestarter: ugh its all over the keyboard

justthe2ofus1994: if yur gonna say ugh to me look in the mirror

Firestarter: c’mon stupid

Firestarter: you can do better than that.

justthe2ofus1994: bring it prick

Firestarter: ouch.

Firestarter: that hurts

Firestarter: really

Firestarter: espeacially coming from you

justthe2ofus1994: it should

Firestarter: you have no taste of sarcasm do you?

justthe2ofus1994: yup

Firestarter: you are truly stupid

Firestarter: you give new meaning to the word

justthe2ofus1994: speak for yur self

Firestarter: only if you learn to speak chinese

justthe2ofus1994:

Firestarter: what are you laughing at?

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: yur ugly face

Firestarter: you dont even know what i look like.

justthe2ofus1994: a nerd

Firestarter: how can i be hurt by an insult that has no grounds of truth
whatsoever?

Firestarter: really.

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

Firestarter: stupid

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

justthe2ofus1994: im only 12

Firestarter: youre still retarded.

justthe2ofus1994: i get it from u

Firestarter: youre probably mid forties.

Firestarter: pretending to be 12

justthe2ofus1994: no

Firestarter: 😐

justthe2ofus1994: no

justthe2ofus1994: i dont lie

Firestarter: sure you dont

Firestarter: liar!

Firestarter: it doesn’t matter anyway i posted this coversation on a site called www.squackle.com

Firestarter: that means all can see your idiocy

justthe2ofus1994: thats nice

justthe2ofus1994: and yours

liberty_spiked_patriot: i was the one shaming you

justthe2ofus1994: yhats nice

Firestarter: your insults were weak and had no substance anyway