Dftn Pny: a friend of mine is bragging to me about giving you a hard time…onesicjuggernaut
MadManWithAnAxe: He has a friend?
Dftn Pny: I think he is partially drunk.
MadManWithAnAxe: Most likely
MadManWithAnAxe: Does he always bring up penises?
Dftn Pny: Oh yes, he has a fixation.
MadManWithAnAxe: Ehehe, that’s exactly what i told him.
MadManWithAnAxe: Actually, i found the whole conversation so interesting, i saved it.
MadManWithAnAxe: And posted it on the internet
Dftn Pny: where?
MadManWithAnAxe: Do you want a link?
Dftn Pny: please.
MadManWithAnAxe: You sound respectably intelligent.
MadManWithAnAxe: Or maybe it’s just after talking to him so long…..
Dftn Pny: well, I think I suppose in relation to him, anyone would seem respectably intelligent
Dftn Pny: ugh
Dftn Pny: see, I just made a type
Dftn Pny: *typo
Dftn Pny: ARGH
MadManWithAnAxe: That’s okay.
MadManWithAnAxe: Although it does get pretty annoying when, such as in the case of the juggernaut guy, every sentence contains at least one grammatical error.
Dftn Pny: oh…he is so witty.
MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so.
MadManWithAnAxe: I find his wit to be ever-so-classy.
Dftn Pny: rapier-like wit…
Dftn Pny: so cutting
MadManWithAnAxe: I sometimes find myself dazzled, bewildered even at his complex sentence structure, rich vocabulary, and dry humor.
Dftn Pny: ah yes
Dftn Pny: something you can chuckle at whilst sipping on a nice merlot
MadManWithAnAxe: Ah, yes, the perfect accompionament to such intelligence such as his.
Dftn Pny: MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?
Dftn Pny: best.comment.ever.
Dftn Pny: ha…
MadManWithAnAxe: No applause neccessary, please.
Dftn Pny: I laugh that the first instrument that comes to his mind is a banjo…
MadManWithAnAxe: Actually it’s in reference to an Ex of mine.
Dftn Pny: I can see him rubbing his sister’s chest while plucking the first few notes to that “Deliverance” song
MadManWithAnAxe: And getting into a Dueling of the Banjos competition at the old wheat silo.
Dftn Pny: oh lordy…
Dftn Pny: this is good stuff
MadManWithAnAxe: I have other such IM’s as this.
MadManWithAnAxe: On this site.
Dftn Pny: that convo made me giggle
MadManWithAnAxe: Did you finish it?
Dftn Pny: yes
Dftn Pny: alas, I must go. I’m adding you to my buddy list…it’s nice to talk to intelligent humans.
MadManWithAnAxe: Would you like to delve deeper into the vast array of insanity stricken IM’s that have found sanctity in this domain?
MadManWithAnAxe: Eh, okay, i’ll show you them later then.
Dftn Pny: wonderful
Dftn Pny: I shall talk to you later then.
MadManWithAnAxe: Whoa, white pony
MadManWithAnAxe: on your buddy…. icon…thing
Dftn Pny: yes.
MadManWithAnAxe: I was listening to that earlier today.
Dftn Pny: are you not a deftones fan?
Dftn Pny: ah
Dftn Pny: good choice
MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so, i think.
Dftn Pny: you should pick up their new album
MadManWithAnAxe: HA, now i make sense of your screen name.
Dftn Pny: yes…:-)
Dftn Pny: well, I should depart
Dftn Pny: good night.