MadManWithAnAxe: howdy, sunshine

EmoKid: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you 3 guesses

EmoKid: how bout u tell me cuz im to busy to guess

MadManWithAnAxe: busy with what?!?

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re too good for me now????

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought we were ”bestest friends forever”

EmoKid: looking for a new camera

MadManWithAnAxe: we signed that treaty

EmoKid: ya well i am when i dont know who the fuck u are

MadManWithAnAxe: i have to go

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll see you tomorrow

MadManWithAnAxe: fucker

EmoKid: NO u wont

EmoKid: cuz u dont know me FUCK FACE

EmoKid: FUCK a treaty

MadManWithAnAxe: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but….

MadManWithAnAxe: i….love…you

EmoKid: u dont even know who i am

MadManWithAnAxe: i just could never tell you

MadManWithAnAxe: until now

EmoKid: u dont even know my name

MadManWithAnAxe: do name’s matter when it comes to true love?

MadManWithAnAxe: what’s in a name?

MadManWithAnAxe: a rose by any other blah blah blah…

EmoKid: yes it does and im not telling u my name

EmoKid: i dont even know u or where u live or who u are

MadManWithAnAxe: none of that matters anymore

MadManWithAnAxe: will……will you be my date to the prom?

MadManWithAnAxe: your silence says everything

MadManWithAnAxe: i know about……her

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ve known all along

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you changed

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you were different

MadManWithAnAxe: but i guess i was naive

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re all the same

EmoKid: u dont know if im a femal or male i dont know what the hell u are

MadManWithAnAxe: what difference does it make??!?!

MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you

EmoKid: it makes a big difference

MadManWithAnAxe: how so?

EmoKid: cuz if u dont know me than u cant love me

MadManWithAnAxe: but, i DO love you

MadManWithAnAxe: i love you with all my soul

EmoKid: u dont know me fucker

MadManWithAnAxe: i know you enough to love you

MadManWithAnAxe: i WANT you

MadManWithAnAxe: i NEED you

MadManWithAnAxe: i LOVE you

EmoKid: U DONT KNOW ME AT ALL

MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that?!? after all we’ve been through

EmoKid: we havent been throught ne thing

MadManWithAnAxe: :-(all the good times we had

EmoKid: if u knew me u would know my name

EmoKid: if u really did feel that way u would tell me who u were

MadManWithAnAxe: if you don’t know….then i guess you don’t love me anymore

MadManWithAnAxe: oh yeah, and that kiss….IT MEANT NOTHING

EmoKid: what kiss

MadManWithAnAxe: :'(YOU DON’T REMEMBER?!?

EmoKid: i dont know who u are so no i woulndt know

MadManWithAnAxe: i hate you

MadManWithAnAxe: i HATE you

EmoKid: ok good i dont even know u

EmoKid: so i dont give a FUCK

MadManWithAnAxe: how could you say that

EmoKid: because i can

MadManWithAnAxe: and not for the better

EmoKid: like i said u dontk now if im a guy or a girl so ya

MadManWithAnAxe: bye

MadManWithAnAxe: yeah, he reminds me of tony danza in a way…

EmoKid: whos this?

MadManWithAnAxe: i go by many names…

MadManWithAnAxe: most would refer to me as Spanky McTweezleberry

MadManWithAnAxe: but YOU, my friend, will refer to me as CAPTAIN Spanky

EmoKid: actually umm no i wont

MadManWithAnAxe: aww, please?

EmoKid: how the fuck did u get my sn

MadManWithAnAxe: I call it a findy machine, but most would call it a
Shriptikolden, due to it’s akward shape

EmoKid: and how did my sn come up

MadManWithAnAxe: I put the doodad into the Kreplon and….look, do i really
have to explain how my findy machine works?

EmoKid: no u have to tell me how my sn came up on this thing

MadManWithAnAxe: It’s a pretty complicated process, it involves two cans
of campbell’s tomato soup, a backpack full of chalupas from taco bell, a
horse named fredricca, and a strange man from nantucket

EmoKid: hmmn

EmoKid: whats ur ASL

MadManWithAnAxe: guess

MadManWithAnAxe: i’ll give you a nickle

EmoKid: I rather not

EmoKid: i dont need a nickle

MadManWithAnAxe: but a nickle has limitless uses, you can never have too
many of them

EmoKid: ya u can

MadManWithAnAxe: i beg to differ

EmoKid: oh well

MadManWithAnAxe: care to dance?

EmoKid: No i dont want to Dance

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re no fun

EmoKid: and u act like i give a FUCK

MadManWithAnAxe: =-Oi am appaled at your use of language

EmoKid: so what

MadManWithAnAxe: that could’ve been hurtful if used in a more threatining
manner

EmoKid: oh WOW

MadManWithAnAxe: guess what

EmoKid: what

MadManWithAnAxe: that wasn’t much of a guess…try again

EmoKid: umm let me see ahh WHAT????