These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
Little Yuffers poors alcohol on Night Cry
Little Yuffers then molests madly
Night Cry: no u aren’t
kitty pages slayer “Hi hunny”
kitty: XD
Little Yuffers: XD
Little Yuffers: weina!
Little Yuffers: weinas and nuts
Little Yuffers: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks
kitty: lmfao!
Little Yuffers: peeeeeeeeeeenis
Little Yuffers: SCHLONG
kitty: LMFAO!!!!
Little Yuffers: SCHLONG!!!!!!!!
Night Cry: AAAAHAAAAHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!
somedude1616: hey
fROY132: hey
somedude1616: this is nik
fROY132: oo
somedude1616: lets do it
somedude1616: ur so god damn hot
fROY132: what?
somedude1616: i love you
somedude1616: screw jon and dump him and lets just fuck all night you hot mother fucker
fROY132: oh baby, you always manage to turn me on
somedude1616: seriously hun
fROY132: really
somedude1616: yessssss!!!!!!!!
fROY132: yea well hmm, I dont think this is nik
somedude1616: why not?
somedude1616: ask me anything my baby
fROY132: hmm alright
fROY132: what did we talk about a few nights ago?
somedude1616: Jon
fROY132: oo ur wrong my love, even though I do talk about his sexy ass a lot
somedude1616: jk
fROY132: haha
fROY132: oh man you covered that up good
somedude1616: how my penis is small
fROY132: no, but it is kinda on the tiny side
somedude1616: lol, bitch
somedude1616: ok but i dont know
somedude1616: what did we talk about
fROY132: dude u dont remember?
somedude1616: i honestly dont remember
fROY132: well i honestly think ur not nik
somedude1616: my somedude1414 got deleted tho!
fROY132: really
somedude1616: cause my comp has a virus
fROY132: haha
fROY132: how’d you get it?
fROY132: thats what I thought
somedude1616: it an instakiss virus
fROY132: haha, I love you man
fROY132: do u even know anything about computers?
fROY132: …and impersonating people that you aren’t
somedude1616: it was like one of those aol things well it was like that and i typed in my aol sn and password and then it took my password and fucked everything and sent emails and put somethin in my comp
fROY132: haha
fROY132: aw
somedude1616: ok im not fucking joking u fucking faggot
fROY132: hah well, sorry to say but you’re not on niks computer right now…
fROY132: oo dude come on dont swear at me I thought we were tight you know
somedude1616: no i jk ur not a fucking faggot, your a reallllllyyy hot woman
somedude1616: that does stuff with other guys
somedude1616: jk
fROY132: that was cute considering jon THINKS I’m a slut right now, aren’t you the one who was “jokingly” telling him all that shit about the party? you dumbass
somedude1616: im at my friends
somedude1616: u retard
fROY132: really, I think you’re just lieing to me because I’m just that
cool to you
somedude1616: ya u fuck
fROY132: you used that already
somedude1616: ok u fuck
somedude1616: lets fuck u fucking fuck i want you so fucking much right now
fROY132: dude we had this talk…
somedude1616: jon told me how all ur guys positions u no the ones u like the nost
fROY132: howd you learn them? I hope your not saying you did stuff with him.. uh oh look wohs the cheater now…
somedude1616: no, he wouldn’t cheat like you would
fROY132: dude stop being a homo
somedude1616: how do u know about computers
somedude1616: nerd
fROY132: haha
fROY132: well first of all its easy to tell who owns a screen name and second of all I’m not STUPID
fROY132: so I’m not really the person u should be lying to
somedude1616: since this isnt nik and the person who made this (me) had a virus and it fucked my computer up
fROY132: do you even know what you;re talking about
fROY132: so who is this
somedude1616: i dunno
somedude1616: kyle
fROY132: nope
somedude1616: haha and jon
fROY132: guess again
fROY132: dude do you seriously think I dont konw you are
somedude1616: yes
fROY132: haha
somedude1616: i guarantee u dont know who this is
fROY132: hahahha
somedude1616: ya
fROY132: really
somedude1616: ok then baby who
somedude1616: is this
somedude1616: miss slut
somedude1616: eat my ass
somedude1616: ok i wil tell u if it is me
somedude1616: if u find out who this is
fROY132: i know who this is
fROY132: and I checked a bunch of stuff to make sure
somedude1616: =o
somedude1616: who is it
fROY132: dj
somedude1616: fuck
somedude1616: hahahah
fROY132: yea I’m killing you next time I see you I hope you know
somedude1616: howd u know
somedude1616: hahaha
fROY132: so u downloaded dead AIM or AIM+ or whatever the hell it is?
fROY132: dude it was obvious haha
fROY132: guess what
somedude1616: what
fROY132: nvm
somedude1616: dead aim bitch
somedude1616: hahahah
somedude1616: jkjkjk
fROY132: dude yea ur cool now
somedude1616: sorry that was kyle
somedude1616: its dj and pat tho
fROY132: yea nik tried ur advanced cloneing techniques on me and he wasnt that good at it either
somedude1616: haha
somedude1616: dude hes gayyyyyy
fROY132: hey…
fROY132: whos this
AnGeLgiRrl316: its ang!
fROY132: no it isn’t
AnGeLgiRrl316: what?
fROY132: this isn’t angela
fROY132: ……
AnGeLgiRrl316: lol yea i kno jus cin if u thought it was cuz i hate that
bitch
fROY132: you hate ang?
AnGeLgiRrl316: u still friends with her
AnGeLgiRrl316: ?
fROY132: yea
AnGeLgiRrl316: yea
fROY132: I thought you liked her, considering the fact well you know…
AnGeLgiRrl316: she like bitched me out 2day im kinda pissed at her
AnGeLgiRrl316: and i have no idea y
fROY132: what did she say
AnGeLgiRrl316: she was jus talkin so much shit i dont even kno girrl
fROY132: uh alright… girrl?
AnGeLgiRrl316: sry im on my period and PMS’ing
AnGeLgiRrl316: haha
fROY132: hmm you sure?
AnGeLgiRrl316: yea ha sorri
fROY132: yea
fROY132: did you make this screen name just to pretend u were a girl?
AnGeLgiRrl316: im thinking of fingering my self cuz i need 2 feel better
right now !
AnGeLgiRrl316: huh?
fROY132: why did you make this screen name?
AnGeLgiRrl316: what r u talking about!?
AnGeLgiRrl316: u think im a boy?
fROY132: yea i think ur nik
AnGeLgiRrl316: nooo……?
AnGeLgiRrl316: dont u mean nick
fROY132: hahahaha you homo
AnGeLgiRrl316: thats how u spell a guys name
fROY132: thats how u spell YOUR name my love
AnGeLgiRrl316: whos name?!
fROY132: your name…
AnGeLgiRrl316: its me erica y r u calling me a guy!?
fROY132: oh yep sure, who are you again?
AnGeLgiRrl316: and who said i was this boy named..
AnGeLgiRrl316: nik?
AnGeLgiRrl316: shit ur no fun
AnGeLgiRrl316: i wanted 2 fuck with sumone
fROY132: haha
fROY132: sorry I’m just too clever….
fROY132: AND you didnt change ur profile
AnGeLgiRrl316: guess u r
AnGeLgiRrl316: oooo damn it
fROY132: haha
AnGeLgiRrl316: i saved everything and transferred it 2 this aim
fROY132: um yea also known as loading ur settings on a different screen
name
AnGeLgiRrl316: so it transferred that 2
AnGeLgiRrl316: god
fROY132: hah your so damn smart
AnGeLgiRrl316: yea
AnGeLgiRrl316: o well
AnGeLgiRrl316: g2g
AnGeLgiRrl316: haha
fROY132: hah
fROY132: good luck next time
AnGeLgiRrl316: thx yea i suck
AnGeLgiRrl316: later
fROY132: I know man… talk to you later
Dftn Pny: a friend of mine is bragging to me about giving you a hard time…onesicjuggernaut
MadManWithAnAxe: heh
MadManWithAnAxe: He has a friend?
Dftn Pny: I think he is partially drunk.
MadManWithAnAxe: Most likely
MadManWithAnAxe: Does he always bring up penises?
Dftn Pny: Oh yes, he has a fixation.
MadManWithAnAxe: Ehehe, that’s exactly what i told him.
MadManWithAnAxe: Actually, i found the whole conversation so interesting, i saved it.
MadManWithAnAxe: And posted it on the internet
Dftn Pny: where?
MadManWithAnAxe: Do you want a link?
Dftn Pny: please.
MadManWithAnAxe: You sound respectably intelligent.
MadManWithAnAxe: Or maybe it’s just after talking to him so long…..
MadManWithAnAxe: https://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=displa
y;num=1053933822;start=0#0
Dftn Pny: well, I think I suppose in relation to him, anyone would seem respectably intelligent
Dftn Pny: ugh
Dftn Pny: see, I just made a type
Dftn Pny: *typo
MadManWithAnAxe: heh
Dftn Pny: ARGH
MadManWithAnAxe: That’s okay.
MadManWithAnAxe: Although it does get pretty annoying when, such as in the case of the juggernaut guy, every sentence contains at least one grammatical error.
Dftn Pny: oh…he is so witty.
MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so.
MadManWithAnAxe: I find his wit to be ever-so-classy.
Dftn Pny: rapier-like wit…
Dftn Pny: so cutting
MadManWithAnAxe: I sometimes find myself dazzled, bewildered even at his complex sentence structure, rich vocabulary, and dry humor.
Dftn Pny: ah yes
Dftn Pny: something you can chuckle at whilst sipping on a nice merlot
MadManWithAnAxe: Ah, yes, the perfect accompionament to such intelligence such as his.
Dftn Pny: MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?
Dftn Pny: best.comment.ever.
Dftn Pny: ha…
MadManWithAnAxe: heh
MadManWithAnAxe: No applause neccessary, please.
Dftn Pny: I laugh that the first instrument that comes to his mind is a banjo…
MadManWithAnAxe: Actually it’s in reference to an Ex of mine.
Dftn Pny: I can see him rubbing his sister’s chest while plucking the first few notes to that “Deliverance” song
MadManWithAnAxe: hehehe
MadManWithAnAxe: And getting into a Dueling of the Banjos competition at the old wheat silo.
Dftn Pny: oh lordy…
Dftn Pny: this is good stuff
MadManWithAnAxe: I have other such IM’s as this.
MadManWithAnAxe: On this site.
Dftn Pny: that convo made me giggle
MadManWithAnAxe: Did you finish it?
Dftn Pny: yes
Dftn Pny: alas, I must go. I’m adding you to my buddy list…it’s nice to talk to intelligent humans.
MadManWithAnAxe: Would you like to delve deeper into the vast array of insanity stricken IM’s that have found sanctity in this domain?
MadManWithAnAxe: Eh, okay, i’ll show you them later then.
Dftn Pny: wonderful
Dftn Pny: I shall talk to you later then.
MadManWithAnAxe: Whoa, white pony
MadManWithAnAxe: deftones
MadManWithAnAxe: on your buddy…. icon…thing
Dftn Pny: yes.
MadManWithAnAxe: I was listening to that earlier today.
Dftn Pny: are you not a deftones fan?
Dftn Pny: ah
Dftn Pny: good choice
MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so, i think.
Dftn Pny: you should pick up their new album
MadManWithAnAxe: HA, now i make sense of your screen name.
Dftn Pny: yes…:-)
Dftn Pny: well, I should depart
MadManWithAnAxe: Ta-ta
Dftn Pny: good night.
Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy
MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..
MadManWithAnAxe: you…uhhh..take that back
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck upo
MadManWithAnAxe: or something
Onesicjuggernaut: was i takling to you
MadManWithAnAxe: you weren’t TAKLING anything…
MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t think takling is even actually a word.
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up
Onesicjuggernaut: wnna be juggalo
Onesicjuggernaut: wanna*
MadManWithAnAxe: umm….no
Onesicjuggernaut: stupid fuck
Onesicjuggernaut: shut up
MadManWithAnAxe: that’s okay
Onesicjuggernaut: was i talking to you
Onesicjuggernaut: ?
MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t like to be catagarized with a bunch of dumb shits such as yourself.
Onesicjuggernaut: ok
Onesicjuggernaut: did i ask you to talk
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m glad you understand
Onesicjuggernaut: when i want your opinion
Onesicjuggernaut: ill talk my dick out of your moms mouth
MadManWithAnAxe: it’s really too bad you can’t be original
MadManWithAnAxe: or creative
MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh he stopped typing i win
MadManWithAnAxe: (that was sarcasm)
MadManWithAnAxe: (mocking you)
MadManWithAnAxe: (you dumb fuck)
Onesicjuggernaut: whats with (these)
MadManWithAnAxe: they’re called parenthases
Onesicjuggernaut: / /( . ) ( . )\ \
Onesicjuggernaut: youll never see those
MadManWithAnAxe: oooooooooooooh
MadManWithAnAxe: Wow…
MadManWithAnAxe: just….wow
MadManWithAnAxe: that was incredibly stupid
MadManWithAnAxe: for you, even
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m shocked
MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you at least had a small intelect
Onesicjuggernaut: heh
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: you have proven me wrong once again
MadManWithAnAxe: aye, me
MadManWithAnAxe: can’t i be right JUST ONCE?!?
MadManWithAnAxe: but no, i have to give you more credit then you’re worth
MadManWithAnAxe: sad times are these
Onesicjuggernaut: MadManWithAnAxe:-D— – — — –
MadManWithAnAxe: umm……
Onesicjuggernaut: then kill yourself
Onesicjuggernaut: duhh
MadManWithAnAxe: that’s a great idea
Onesicjuggernaut: INDEAD
MadManWithAnAxe: but then how will i humor myself with as stupid shits as yourself?
Onesicjuggernaut: look at your penis
MadManWithAnAxe: But to die, and leave people like you alive? That would be a sin in itself.
Onesicjuggernaut: it would humor anyone
MadManWithAnAxe: What is your constant fascination with my penis?
MadManWithAnAxe: Please, explain.
MadManWithAnAxe: Can you lay off the penis talk for one conversation?
MadManWithAnAxe: Just once.
Onesicjuggernaut: its so oooooooo small
Onesicjuggernaut: heh
Onesicjuggernaut: it inverts from a vagina when you snezze
MadManWithAnAxe: Maybe that insult would be effective against another backhills redneck such as yourself
MadManWithAnAxe: but i have much higeher standards
Onesicjuggernaut: at least im not a n*gger
MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..yeah
Onesicjuggernaut: fubo = Farmest Used to Beast Us
Onesicjuggernaut: Beat*
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: oh god, that would be so funny if you made that up
Onesicjuggernaut: your fucking funny
Onesicjuggernaut: i mean oh shit
MadManWithAnAxe: you mean you’re
Onesicjuggernaut: wharts a 15 year old gonna do
MadManWithAnAxe: your is possesive
MadManWithAnAxe: you’re is the contraction for you are
Onesicjuggernaut: fucking shoot me with his water gun
MadManWithAnAxe: i think that’s what you were going for
MadManWithAnAxe: back there
Onesicjuggernaut: ok who the fuck cares
Onesicjuggernaut: your such a perfectionest
Onesicjuggernaut: kill yuorself
Onesicjuggernaut: you fucking mornman
MadManWithAnAxe: perfectionIst
Onesicjuggernaut: ayye jesus was a cunt
MadManWithAnAxe: that he was, but you’re getting off topic
Onesicjuggernaut: what topic
Onesicjuggernaut: your gay
Onesicjuggernaut: thts the topic
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: that really hurts
MadManWithAnAxe: seriously
MadManWithAnAxe: being called gay…from YOU
MadManWithAnAxe: ouch
Onesicjuggernaut: oh fucking christ aye y dont you take that to 3rd grade
Onesicjuggernaut: where youi left your penis size
MadManWithAnAxe: Nah, I figured i’d tone it down so your uneducated mind
would be able to comprehend.
MadManWithAnAxe: I bet you’re a real prize with the ladies, huh?
Onesicjuggernaut: ok your done
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up
Onesicjuggernaut: and stop talking to lacy
MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve got …..
Onesicjuggernaut: you cock slobber
MadManWithAnAxe: what the fuck is a ”lacy”
Onesicjuggernaut: your bras
Onesicjuggernaut: niger
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!
MadManWithAnAxe: OMG!!!
MadManWithAnAxe: ROFLMAO!!!
MadManWithAnAxe: wait….that was just gay
MadManWithAnAxe: Please refrain from the penis and homosexually perverted comments from this point forward.
Onesicjuggernaut: y
MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll bet you can’t go three sentences without mentioning a penis somewhere.
Onesicjuggernaut: you worried other people with find out
Onesicjuggernaut: about your “tiny tim”
MadManWithAnAxe: Is it some childhood affixiation with penises?
MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?
MadManWithAnAxe: Come on, there has to be some reason you must keep bringing penises into the conversation.
Onesicjuggernaut: yes there is
Onesicjuggernaut: you dont have one
Onesicjuggernaut: and i do
Onesicjuggernaut: so im better
Onesicjuggernaut: oh yeah
Onesicjuggernaut: and becase
Onesicjuggernaut: im white
Onesicjuggernaut: and your notr
Onesicjuggernaut: not*
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: What makes you think i’m not white?
Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger
MadManWithAnAxe: Am I, now?
MadManWithAnAxe: How so?
MadManWithAnAxe: Explain your reasoning.
MadManWithAnAxe: Please.
Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger
Onesicjuggernaut: duh
Onesicjuggernaut: thats all i have to know
Onesicjuggernaut: well
Onesicjuggernaut: yes you have no penis
Onesicjuggernaut: therefor you are a goat
MadManWithAnAxe: You do realise i’m going to post this conversation on the internet so the whole world can be bewildered by your ignorance, and inixplicable stupidity.
MadManWithAnAxe: And your mindset that leads you to mention penises in every other thought.
Onesicjuggernaut: well
Onesicjuggernaut: eat some fried chicken
MadManWithAnAxe: Annnnnd, just how were you expecting that to be insulting?
Onesicjuggernaut: your black
Onesicjuggernaut: you post it yet
Onesicjuggernaut: fuck
MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, how is calling me black going to make me feel bad?
Onesicjuggernaut: i dont know
Onesicjuggernaut: n*gger
MadManWithAnAxe: Look at it this way, do you get offended if i call you chinese?
Onesicjuggernaut: therre you feal anything?
Onesicjuggernaut: yes
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!!!!
Onesicjuggernaut: they eat rice
MadManWithAnAxe: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Onesicjuggernaut: make shitty cars
Onesicjuggernaut: and to blind fold them you have to use floss
MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, what if i was to refer to you as a native of nstanbul(formely Constantinople) would you be offended?
Onesicjuggernaut: ok stop this shity
Onesicjuggernaut: our trying to make yourself look smart
Onesicjuggernaut: compensating for something are we????
MadManWithAnAxe: I’m TRYING to figure out how you got to be so idiotic.
Onesicjuggernaut: your rubbing off on me
Onesicjuggernaut: now
Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuxck up
MadManWithAnAxe: See, you went back to the penis thing, AGAIN.
Onesicjuggernaut: nope
Onesicjuggernaut: i didnt
Onesicjuggernaut: i was talking how banjo even turned you down
Onesicjuggernaut: heh
Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy
MadManWithAnAxe: banjo?
Onesicjuggernaut: banjo impailment
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
Onesicjuggernaut: pussy
MadManWithAnAxe: How did she turn me down?
Onesicjuggernaut: she wouldnt kis you when you werre in the lonney bin
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: umm..i think she did
MadManWithAnAxe: But, please, you obviously know more about this than I do.
Onesicjuggernaut: yeah` its those poenis drugs they give you
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: that sure was clever
MadManWithAnAxe: you should write that one down
Onesicjuggernaut: no
MadManWithAnAxe: keep it in a little notebook
Onesicjuggernaut: its not that good
Onesicjuggernaut: in fact it sucked
MadManWithAnAxe: no shit
Onesicjuggernaut: like your mom
Onesicjuggernaut: oww
MadManWithAnAxe: NOW THAT WAS GOOD!
MadManWithAnAxe: okay, okay, write them BOTH down
MadManWithAnAxe: okay, and e-mail them, spread the word of your great humor
MadManWithAnAxe: oh the masses will be delighted when they hear your witty insights on life
Onesicjuggernaut: yes
Onesicjuggernaut: like this #
Onesicjuggernaut: jesus was a cunt
Onesicjuggernaut: la-la-la-la-la
Onesicjuggernaut: i raped her in the name of jesus
MadManWithAnAxe: see, see
Onesicjuggernaut: bow chicka bow now
MadManWithAnAxe: people will love this
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll make them feel smart
MadManWithAnAxe: You should have your own sitcom
Onesicjuggernaut: you mkae them feel atractive
Onesicjuggernaut: now SHUT THE FUCK UP
MadManWithAnAxe: just so you can say ”now shut the fuck up” every week
Onesicjuggernaut: fucker
Onesicjuggernaut: i say it everyday
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: *canned laughter*
MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll be great!
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
Onesicjuggernaut: 😉
MadManWithAnAxe: We can have Deborah Harry sing the theme song.
MadManWithAnAxe: Ooooh, i’m sure america will just love it.
MadManWithAnAxe: Their favorite retard, saying ”now shut the fuck up” EVERY WEEK!
Onesicjuggernaut: who the FUCK is that
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: ooooh, i got an idea
MadManWithAnAxe: say ”now shut the fuck up” in ALL CAPS
MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll be more affective
MadManWithAnAxe: better yet, put exclamation points after it
MadManWithAnAxe: That’ll make it penetrate deeper.
MadManWithAnAxe: Give their senses a good shaking
Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Onesicjuggernaut: LIKE THAT
MadManWithAnAxe: YEAH!
Onesicjuggernaut: YOU PANSY
MadManWithAnAxe: EXCATLY
Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh, I gotta love the all caps
Onesicjuggernaut: you liek it
MadManWithAnAxe: Does it make you feel like a real man?
Onesicjuggernaut: ‘becuase there big
Onesicjuggernaut: and your not
Onesicjuggernaut: fucking my gfs make me feal like a man
Onesicjuggernaut: heh
Onesicjuggernaut: you wouldnt know
MadManWithAnAxe: ummm……
MadManWithAnAxe: yeah
MadManWithAnAxe: you got me there
MadManWithAnAxe: although you’re off
MadManWithAnAxe: just a tad bit
MadManWithAnAxe: taking into account all my girlfriends
MadManWithAnAxe: and all the sex
Onesicjuggernaut: although you’re off fucking your mom
Onesicjuggernaut: muhahahahaahhaha
Onesicjuggernaut: dude
Onesicjuggernaut: if they blow up
MadManWithAnAxe: HOLY CRAP! you used YOU’RE!
Onesicjuggernaut: or are made of latex
MadManWithAnAxe: GOOD JOB, BUDDY!
Onesicjuggernaut: or if they scream no no no im a quadraplegic
Onesicjuggernaut: it doesnt count
Onesicjuggernaut: cuase copy pasted
Onesicjuggernaut: numb nuts
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: Quad-ra-pa-le-gic…..5 syllables!!!!
MadManWithAnAxe: Christ, you’re really making progress.
Onesicjuggernaut: on your mom
Onesicjuggernaut: ahahhahaha
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: My mom?
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now
shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck
up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut
the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up
now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: I’m not going to bother reading all that.
Onesicjuggernaut: good
MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll just assume that it says now shut the fuck up over and over
Onesicjuggernaut: here ill make it eassy
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: Oh, thanks.
MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve been a real life-saver.
Onesicjuggernaut: good
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: Without you, who knows how long i would’ve spent reading all that.
Onesicjuggernaut: are you still talking jesus ive been pasting now shut fuck up this whole time you fucking douche bag go fuck a goat or somthing you pathetic cockmaster
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: You should really learn to use commas, and other common literary tools.
Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up
MadManWithAnAxe: Such as apostrophes.
Onesicjuggernaut: lol
Onesicjuggernaut: i dont care
MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll make you look….how you say…less retarded.
MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, well, i’m going now to…ummm…what’s something completely idiotic that you would actually say…..oh, i’m going to fuck a goat.
MadManWithAnAxe: goodbye
Final Fantasy: I HAVE A PICTURE
Final Fantasy: OF MY COCK
Little Yuffers: LMAO
GHARM: i got a scanner
Little Yuffers: ROFL
Final Fantasy: I WROTE MY NAME ON IT
GHARM: had to take two different scans..
ULTIMATE LIFE FORM: noo!!!!!!!
Final Fantasy: FOR PROOF
GHARM: but i got it all
GHARM: XD
Little Yuffers: LMAO
Final Fantasy: SO YOU KNOW IT ISN’T FAKE
Little Yuffers: roflmmfao
GHARM: i helped him dub that pic, btw
GHARM:
Little Yuffers: omg
Final Fantasy: HEY, F***ER.
Final Fantasy: BACK UP OFF ME.
Little Yuffers: stop making me laugh
Final Fantasy: Yeah.
Little Yuffers pee’s herself
Final Fantasy: He wrote my name on my cock for me.
Final Fantasy:
Little Yuffers: lmao
Final Fantasy: WITH HIS TONGUE.
Final Fantasy:
Little Yuffers: LMAP
Kefka (prince_kefka_of_amber) joined the room
GHARM: yea-no
Little Yuffers: lmao
Final Fantasy:
st00pidlilgrl: Rufus_is_Rich Rapes Rikku’s mouth with his wang.
Little Yuffers: Santa dont go Yuffie Demon on us
zerosou: Guilty Gear rocks.
Little Yuffers: Oo
Rufus_is_Rich: Hi, how are you?
st00pidlilgrl: LMAO
st00pidlilgrl: that was the day before yesterday I believe XB!!
lenne_ffx: Rikku?! O_O
st00pidlilgrl: Hmm
st00pidlilgrl: Ya
st00pidlilgrl: She was a newb
st00pidlilgrl: XD
st00pidlilgrl: and he was scaring her off LMAO
lenne_ffx: Niiiice..
lenne_ffx: Take him home to meet mom!
st00pidlilgrl: thats his ‘greeting’
lenne_ffx: ^_~
st00pidlilgrl: lmmfao
lenne_ffx: He’s a real slickster..
justthe2ofus1994: she sure did
Firestarter: i like soup
Firestarter: you are a coffee
justthe2ofus1994: sure
Firestarter: i thought so
justthe2ofus1994: really??????
Firestarter: yeah i have esp
justthe2ofus1994: wat does that mean
Firestarter: extra sensory perseption
Firestarter: retard
justthe2ofus1994: fag
Firestarter: you spealt what rong
Firestarter: qweer
justthe2ofus1994: u gotta death wish
Firestarter: hold it hold it im not done spankin the monkey
justthe2ofus1994: sure
Firestarter: ohhhhh there we gooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
justthe2ofus1994: ok
Firestarter: ugh its all over the keyboard
justthe2ofus1994: if yur gonna say ugh to me look in the mirror
Firestarter: c’mon stupid
Firestarter: you can do better than that.
justthe2ofus1994: bring it prick
Firestarter: ouch.
Firestarter: that hurts
Firestarter: really
Firestarter: espeacially coming from you
justthe2ofus1994: it should
Firestarter: you have no taste of sarcasm do you?
justthe2ofus1994: yup
Firestarter: you are truly stupid
Firestarter: you give new meaning to the word
justthe2ofus1994: speak for yur self
Firestarter: only if you learn to speak chinese
justthe2ofus1994:
Firestarter: what are you laughing at?
Firestarter: retard
justthe2ofus1994: yur ugly face
Firestarter: you dont even know what i look like.
justthe2ofus1994: a nerd
Firestarter: how can i be hurt by an insult that has no grounds of truth
whatsoever?
Firestarter: really.
Firestarter: cmon cancha type?
Firestarter: stupid
Firestarter: cmon cancha type?
justthe2ofus1994: im only 12
Firestarter: youre still retarded.
justthe2ofus1994: i get it from u
Firestarter: youre probably mid forties.
Firestarter: pretending to be 12
justthe2ofus1994: no
Firestarter: 😐
justthe2ofus1994: no
justthe2ofus1994: i dont lie
Firestarter: sure you dont
Firestarter: liar!
Firestarter: it doesn’t matter anyway i posted this coversation on a site called www.squackle.com
Firestarter: that means all can see your idiocy
justthe2ofus1994: thats nice
justthe2ofus1994: and yours
liberty_spiked_patriot: i was the one shaming you
justthe2ofus1994: yhats nice
Firestarter: your insults were weak and had no substance anyway
Boxtop11: Bah.
AKASummers2: hab
Boxtop11: ham?
AKASummers2: bacon
Boxtop11: cheeseburgers
AKASummers2: eh
Burnsy 618=Brian
my cat= Brian
oh my god i couldnt even talk
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f roy 132: oh god my cats awake again
DustBuster400: DRUG IT
f roy 132: shes still walking silly
f roy 132: poor kitty
DustBuster400: pussy pussy pussy
Kocopelli8: mmmm…pussy
Burnsy 618 has entered the room.
f roy 132: SICKO!
Burnsy 618: ?
Burnsy 618: what did i do?
Aprilimania: f roy 132: poor kitty
DustBuster400: pussy pussy pussy
Kocopelli8: mmmm…pussy
f roy 132: not you
DustBuster400: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
f roy 132: haha
Burnsy 618: okay………
Kocopelli8: DIE!!!!
DustBuster400: AS YOUR ATTORNEY I ADVISE YOU TO SHUT UP
f roy 132: my cat?!
Burnsy 618: i never knew you could be thta scary dusty
Kocopelli8: hahahaha
Kocopelli8: As your client, I advise you to tell me to shut the fuck up!
DustBuster400: no
Kocopelli8: well than fuck you!!
Burnsy 618: no fuck YOU
f roy 132: the future balahlabblah hmm hmm hmmm HMM HMMMHMHM
Kocopelli8: hahahHA my sister finally noticed my “swearing problem”
DustBuster400: uh oh brian
Burnsy 618: haha
f roy 132: your sister
f roy 132: aw
Burnsy 618: haha
f roy 132: my cat has a drug problem
Burnsy 618: wittle conwad has a sister
Kocopelli8: hahashaha
Kocopelli8: like you
Kocopelli8: your cat takes after you quite a bit
DustBuster400: uh oh brian
f roy 132: yea
Burnsy 618: what?
f roy 132: like adam
Burnsy 618: haha
DustBuster400: not you brian the cat brian mind your own business
Burnsy 618: ok
Kocopelli8: hahaha
Kocopelli8: Dusty
f roy 132: OMG
Kocopelli8: you’re so mean
f roy 132: AHHHHHHHH
Kocopelli8: and god-like
DustBuster400: haha i know i love you brian
Kocopelli8: let’s all bow down to Dusty
Burnsy 618: eew
DustBuster400: not you brian the cat brian
DustBuster400: GOD
Burnsy 618: no thanks
Kocopelli8: GOODNESS
DustBuster400: haha
Burnsy 618: well how the hell am i supposed to know
Burnsy 618: jeez
StarWarMax: hahahaa
StarWarMax: best convo since brian entered
Burnsy 618: oh yeah
Kocopelli8: brian the cat?
StarWarMax: not you brian the cat
Burnsy 618: haha convo
DustBuster400: hahahahah
Burnsy 618: fuck
Kocopelli8: GOD
Kocopelli8: my sister is so dumb, and so is Brian
Aprilimania: treated
Burnsy 618: fuck you conrad
Kocopelli8: not you brian, the cat brian
DustBuster400: NOT YOU BRIAN THE CAT
Kocopelli8: the drug addict
f roy 132: oh my god
DustBuster400: as your attonery i advise you to give me a high five
Burnsy 618: who are you to call anyone a drug addict conrad?
Kocopelli8: HIGH FIVE
Kocopelli8: well
Kocopelli8: I’m not a drug addict
Kocopelli8: or a cat
Burnsy 618: you have fucking pcp for breakfast
Kocopelli8: so THERE
DustBuster400: conrads never touched a drug in his live
DustBuster400: life
f roy 132: aw
Burnsy 618: how would you know this?
DustBuster400: because i give him peer pressure all the time
Burnsy 618: o
Burnsy 618: ok
Burnsy 618: whatever
DustBuster400: as your attonery i advise you to break into that eether
DustBuster400: brian your ever so lovable (not the cat)
Kocopelli8: MAXDT
Kocopelli8: send Erica a copy of To Impost
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(he asked me in an IM if there was a brian the cat and i couldnt say YES so i said NO)
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Burnsy 618: there is no brian the cat
DustBuster400: HAHAHHA
DustBuster400: oh boy
Burnsy 618: hahahahahaha
Kocopelli8: HAHAHAHAHA
DustBuster400: so gullable to
Kocopelli8: oh boy
Kocopelli8: no cat brian
Kocopelli8: HA
Burnsy 618: HA yourself
Kocopelli8: HA
Kocopelli8: HAHA
Burnsy 618: bioooooooooooooooooooooooooootch
DustBuster400: HA
StarWarMax: HA
JeRzIe GaL12: hey
stimpyismyname: whos this
stimpyismyname: bah, get a life
JeRzIe GaL12: the girl u just talked on coke
JeRzIe GaL12: u dont rem
stimpyismyname: oh
stimpyismyname: yeah right
JeRzIe GaL12: im chinwebaby12
stimpyismyname: ok
JeRzIe GaL12: accept
stimpyismyname: why
stimpyismyname: no thats crayzay
JeRzIe GaL12: y
JeRzIe GaL12: so wat u like in agirl
stimpyismyname: i like her to have big tits and be a slut
stimpyismyname: hows that
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: huh?
SR71 Steve: DON’T TALK SHIT!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: about who?
SR71 Steve: You know who…….
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i dont!!
SR71 Steve: …..Jeez, are you like high?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i jsut have no clue wha ur talking bout
SR71 Steve: Cause i think it’s pretty obvious what i’m talkin about
SR71 Steve: stoned?
SR71 Steve: drunk?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not a druggie?
SR71 Steve: just plain stupid?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im not drunk
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where da hell r u from
SR71 Steve: Mexico.
SR71 Steve: Mine english is no so good, so exuse please.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who is this
SR71 Steve: Juan.
SR71 Steve: who the hell are you?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no one but wha r u talking bout
SR71 Steve: Andrew.
SR71 Steve: He’s a racist sonofabitch.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew…ten y ya sn say steve?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop ur confusing me
SR71 Steve: cause my boyfriends name is steven
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were juan!!!
SR71 Steve: the white devil could never understand the complex mind of a mexican.
SR71 Steve: I am
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur gay?
SR71 Steve: your friend andrew was racist to me, and i want an apology
SR71 Steve: and if i am?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait andrew who?
SR71 Steve: the racist bastard that IMed me yesterday.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: umm i kno 4 andrews a last name would help
SR71 Steve: I’m asking all of the people in his profile why he’s such a racist bastard
SR71 Steve: he does give good head tho
SR71 Steve: not as good as steve, but ya know
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wait r u a guy?
SR71 Steve: and if i am?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk im owndering
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but whas this “andrew”s sn?
SR71 Steve: I can’t be bothered to remember
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!
SR71 Steve: you’re not answering my question
SR71 Steve: i gusse all his friends are racist homophobes as well
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha ?
SR71 Steve: ………why is andrew such a racist bastard?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: adrew who
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew*
SR71 Steve: i dunno, i try to forget the names of racist bastards so i don’t send my homies to pop a cap in thier ass
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh then i cant help ya
SR71 Steve: racist
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not racist
SR71 Steve: always tryin to rape my woman
SR71 Steve: and pillage my sheep
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i htought u were gay
SR71 Steve: so did i, but then i met jessica
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: where jessica from
SR71 Steve: but then you’re racist friend andrew raped her and pillaged her sheep
SR71 Steve: iowa
SR71 Steve: just like me
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: iowa has farms?
SR71 Steve: yeah it does
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: U SAID UR FROM MEXICO!!!
SR71 Steve: yeah, originaly
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wow!! im so confused!!
SR71 Steve: is it agaisnt the law to move without telling the governmet or something?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SR71 Steve: most white devil’s are
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but ur confusing me shitless
SR71 Steve: how can that be? white devils are made of shit.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im white?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i mean im a devil?
SR71 Steve: as are all you white devils who rape my woman
SR71 Steve: greedy bastards, can’t just settle for white pussy.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i dont like woman
SR71 Steve: so you’re gay too?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no im a girl ‘n i like boys
SR71 Steve: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
SR71 Steve: you’re a girl?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea
SR71 Steve: no fucking way
SR71 Steve: you’re so masculine
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u live in iowa how da fuck do u kno who i am
SR71 Steve: i used to live in iowa
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stoop hcanging ya story!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i look like?!!
SR71 Steve: i’m not changing my story
SR71 Steve: i used to be gay untill jessica, altho i did like getttin head for andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha do i like look?
SR71 Steve: i was born in mexico, moved to iowa where my wife was raped
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how old r u?
SR71 Steve: then moved to whereever the hell it is i am now
SR71 Steve: i’m too damn high to realize waht the fuck is going on
SR71 Steve: 12
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n u had a wife!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: gosh u r really wqeird
SR71 Steve: least i’m not a white devil
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: whos a white devil
SR71 Steve: and i don’t use bullshit words like wqeird
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: oh weird**
SR71 Steve: what the fuck does wqeird mean anyways?
SR71 Steve: yeah, it is weird that you’d use a bullshit word like that
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thanx
SR71 Steve: jesus, you are too fucking odd
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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg im so confsued!!! call
me 7950384
-xo-
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SR71 Steve: stupid bitch, there’s nothing to be confused about
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who u r
SR71 Steve: juan
SR71 Steve: i thought we went over this
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno but andrew who
SR71 Steve: my name isn’t andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno
SR71 Steve: britany, you stupid slut
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: britany? who britany?
SR71 Steve: that’s what you said you name was
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no i nvr told u my name!!
SR71 Steve: yeah you did
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: WHO IS ANDREW THAT HAS GIVEN U HEAD?!
SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany
SR71 Steve: don’t you fucking remember that?\
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: yea ok!!
SR71 Steve: or were you lying?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if my name was britany then y da fuck is my sn
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so now you’re a lying racist homophobe white bastard
SR71 Steve: figured it was your gf
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im straight!!!
SR71 Steve: it’s common in mexico to name you’re sn after your loved one
SR71 Steve: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not from mexico
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: so y da hell would i do that?
SR71 Steve: i dunno, people named britany are pretty damn stupid most of the time
SR71 Steve: and you’re proving the theory
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is alexis, my nickname is lexi, everyone calls me lexi, no my name isnt britany
SR71 Steve: then why the fuck did you lie to me?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i didnt!!
SR71 Steve: bullshit
SR71 Steve: SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: my name is britany
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!
SR71 Steve: hey, are you as turned on as i am?
SR71 Steve: YOU’RE BULLSHIT!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im really confused if thats wha u mean by turned on!!
SR71 Steve: are you aroused like i am?
SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u have a pussy ‘n ur a guy
SR71 Steve: since when?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u said ur a guy
SR71 Steve: nope
SR71 Steve: i siad i was gay and had boyfriends
SR71 Steve: got a problem with it?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u siad ur juan, gay mesn u like guys!! so ur a guy!!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: then u just said somehting bout ur pussy, WHEN UR A GUY
SR71 Steve: juan is a nickname
SR71 Steve: just like lexi is
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: sure it is
SR71 Steve: short for jaunita
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no its not!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: thats bullshit!!
SR71 Steve: i’m the butch in the relationship
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ok so who is ur boyfriend
SR71 Steve: John.
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no u said steve!!!
SR71 Steve: yeah, he’s just a little side thing
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: omg!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ur terrible
SR71 Steve: no, just a slut like yourself
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: how am i a slut
SR71 Steve: but back to the issue, is your dick as hard as mine is right now?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u jsut said u had a pussy
SR71 Steve: no i didn’t
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: ‘n no i dont have a dick
SR71 Steve: you can’t prove shit
SR71 Steve: ………..sure
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: SR71 Steve: my pussy is so wet
SR71 Steve: you made that up!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: no
SR71 Steve: bitch!
SR71 Steve: whore
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im not a bitch!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: stop!!
SR71 Steve: oh man, my nipples are gettin hard.
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Auto response from SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im gonne kill someone if
this is his friend!!
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SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy
SR71 Steve: this is so damn sexy
SR71 Steve: fine then, be a bitch
SR71 Steve: oh yeah, you like getting warned don’t you bitch!
SR71 Steve: it just turns you on!
SR71 Steve: hey now, no need for that!
SR71 Steve: the fuck did i do to you?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha did i do to
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: u
SR71 Steve: you wouldn’t answer my damn question
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: wha question
SR71 Steve: and called me a guy when i’m a girl
SR71 Steve: that hurts
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: im sorry
SR71 Steve: why anderw was such a racist bastard
SR71 Steve: eat me to make up for it
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk y he is
SR71 Steve: well i do
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: y is he
SR71 Steve: that’s what i’m asking?
SR71 Steve: this is going nowhere, you obviously are just another prude racist lying white devil whosse only skill is sucking cock
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: hoiw can i b prude if i suck cock?
SR71 Steve: good point
SR71 Steve: alright, in any case i’m done fucking you
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: who r u?
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: can u tell me now?
SR71 Steve: andrew
SR71 Steve:
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: andrew….
SR71 Steve: to bad you didn’t defend me, now i think you’re a bitch
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: OMG IM ONNE KILL U!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: idk wha andrew u were talking bout!!!
SR71 Steve: i am andrew
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: i kno
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: but i kno 4 andrews os i didnt kno wha andrew was being “racist sonofabitch”
SR71 Steve: me, i was trying to get you to defend me
SR71 Steve: you obviously didn;t
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: if i knew wha andrew i would of stuck up 4 u!!!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: IM SORRY!!
SR71 Steve: sorry isn’t good enogh!
SeXiELeXi2FiNe4u: lol
Jessie: where did it go?
StageDive3k: what
StageDive3k: who are u
Jessie: ..hmm…
Jessie: where did it go though?
StageDive3k: what are u talkin about where did what go
Jessie: the sheep…..I know it’s around here…..it’s gonna eat me
Jessie: please you’ve gotta help me…
Jessie: I can hear it laughing at me baaaaa baaaaa
StageDive3k signed off at 11:04:35 PM.
Jessie: I am lost. Will you help me find my way?
Holic1299: who are you?
Jessie: I hit my head on a tree branch and can’t remember who I am.
Holic1299: very funny
Jessie: I find nothing funny about that
Holic1299: who the hell are ya?
Holic1299: I have no time for jokes like that now
Jessie: I’m not joking I reallly did hit my head and can’t remember who I am…..*cries* oh no the birds are gonna peck my skull again
Holic1299: oh yeah
Holic1299: so why did ya chose to contact me then :rolleyes:
Jessie: because I thought you might know the directions to the gingerbread house.
Holic1299: goodbye
Jessie: don’t leave…
Jessie: It’s all your fault I’m stuck in the wilderness anyways…if you wouldn’t have eaten the bread crumbs I threw on the ground I wouldn’t be lost….
Holic1299 signed off at 6:07:59 PM.
SR71 Steve: ajnin
Charger979: .did uoy neht tcerroc erom yaw tog I
SR71 Steve: asubayah
Charger979: !sdrawkcab emosewa si ajniN
SR71 Steve: deedni
SR71 Steve: ciscelsyd leef i
SR71 Steve: dab gnorst
Charger979: .gniddik on
Charger979: .norom dab gnorts did ydaerla I
SR71 Steve: .edoc sa siht esu dluohs ew, edud
SR71 Steve: !ufts
Charger979: .evlos ot drah taht ton s’it tub ,os yas uoy fI
Charger979: !ufts ot em llet uoy t’noD
SR71 Steve: ndrah gnikool yllear tuohtiw ti dear dluoc eno on
Charger979: .opyt ecin
SR71 Steve: hctib, eid dna ffo kcuf
Charger979: .sknaht oN
SR71 Steve: ?idiuqs htiw pu gnipeek neeb uoy
Charger979: .yllautca evah I ,haeY
SR71 Steve: kcab emac trebuh
SR71 Steve: tihs eht s’eh
Charger979: .edosipe eht yb remosewa gnitteg s’tI
SR71 Steve: yratnemmoc wen a did neve eh dna, heay
Charger979: .norom oga sedosipe 005 ,ekil s’tath ,tihs oN
Charger979: .oot kcab si knurd ehT
Charger979: .krowemoh ym od og ot deen I ,llew hA
SR71 Steve: knurd eht SI trebuh!
SR71 Steve: rehteh fo nikniht er’ouy
Charger979: .gniht emas ,rethceh trebuH
SR71 Steve: eurt
Charger979: .erew uoy emit emas eht taht gnipyt saw I ,wonk I heaY
SR71 Steve: oht kcab mixam tnaw i
Charger979: ?t’nsoed ohW
SR71 Steve: stoidi
SR71 Steve: emosewa os si siht, nam
Charger979: .og attog I dab oot ,gniddik oN
SR71 Steve: retal
Charger979: .retal