“its is greater”
– from high school
“its is greater”
– from high school
“a = positive B = negative”
– from high school
“Nice try, but the recycling wasn’t happening”
– from the television
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the s’s.
Q: What were the two talkative computers doing?
A: They were having a disc-cussion.
“Sorry Mickey, but your candy sucks ass”
– davepoobond
“dirt road, or fell off a cliff”
– davepoobond
“x = -poop”
– davepoobond
“yes, because the calculator says so”
– davepoobond
“1 TV to each, 72 books to each, and 2 rugs to each”
– davepoobond
“she needed another sports car and 5 more pieces of furniture”
– davepoobond
“We worked together pretty well I contributed some answers, I don’t know what my team would do better next time”
– davepoobond (at high school)
Guy: We’re gonna give everyone else a chance.
davepoobond: Give your MOM a chance!
– conversation at high school
“women have smaller sizes”
– davepoobond
“cuz u never know what size they can be”
– davepoobond