“I didn’t really like or hate anything pretty much. I don’t know really. If they cooperate”
– davepoobond
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Quote #23397
“yes, because you need cooperation, trust, and no cheating and it worked for me and my partner”
– davepoobond
Quote #23396
“you are making a straight line that goes from going right to up”
– davepoobond
Quote #23395
“We told each other our clues. We solved the problem. Telling everyone else our clues worked well, no”
– davepoobond
Quote #23394
“I don’t study much, but I get a passing grade at least”
– davepoobond
Quote #23393
“they are the same, no because I didn’t”
– davepoobond
Joke #23391
Q: What does a car wear when it’s cold?
A: A car-digan
Stupid Note
I found this note at school.
–
Peter
You know Greg, you’re really starting to piss me off
Greg
I’m pissing you off!?
Well, shit, it piss me off
that I’ve come to a new place
and I’m trying desperately to
fit in and thrive in a new school
while your rich, pretty boy ass
hides in big daddy’s pocket
as he shells out mass amount of
Ben Frankling for your fu resplendent
future as a professional jerk off
Peter
That’s it you little bitch. I’m
bring you down one way or
another
–
Suffice to say, I do not know who these people are or the dramatic ending to this story that probably ended 10 years ago.
The tea is too cold…
I found this at school.
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The tea is too cold
The tea is too hot. I can’t drink it.
I can’t put my dictionary in my pocket. My dictionary is too big.
An elephant is too big. A mouse is too small.
I can’t buy a boat because it’s too expensive, but Anita can buy one if she wants to.
We went to the Rocky Mountains for our vacation. The mountains are too beautiful.
I can’t eat this food because it’s too salty.
Amanda doesn’t like her room in the dorm. She thinks it’s too small.
I lost your dictionary. I’m too sorry. I’ll buy you a new one.
A: Do you like your math course?
B: Yes. It’s too difficult, but I enjoy it.
Quote #23376
“Change is what’s happening to every animal’s body and soul every minute of their lives”
– from around high school
Quote #23375
“Swing, ya ding-a-ling!”
– from the radio
Quote #23374
“Screw-the-Bean-Counters”
– ? Must be from some marketing thing.
Quote #23373
“Don’t get PISTOL WHIPPED by the bean counters. Make your move now and save $95 bucks. See inside…”
– ? Must be from some terrible marketing thing.
People Bomb
It sickened me to see the state the 3rd-world countries are in, and we can’t help them because if we poured all our resources into it, we’d become as poor as them, with no improvements. The US seems to be not overpopulated, but when it tells you about all the energy and food we use, and putting greenhouse gasses in the air, its bad.
Ethiopia can’t seem to educate awareness about things concerning reporduction into people’s minds about all of it.
India looks like there are way too many people for so little resoruces available to them.
The solution: Shoot them all out into space!
When a species grows very high in overpopulation, it eats all its food, and there isn’t enough for all of them and what can’t be supported die off.
Ok. They get a lot more population then die off.
Their population will go up as well, so that their prey’s population will go down as well so they can go back down, and then die off because they’re all dead. The more hosts, the more parasites of that type, the more prey, the more predators of that type. Water water. Both. They both have to have the same amount to contain capacity of the needs of that species.
In the Future
In the future, I will marry a girl.
My uncle Louie brought the food, but we didn’t have an uncle Louie.
Everyone dances because the wedding will be very dumb.
The photographer took pictures of the cake.
The old people said their weddings were better. I shot them with tranquilizers, and that was that.