Q: What kind of hats do crash dummies wear?
A: Demolition derbies.
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Joke #17945
Q: What pet did the race car driver buy?
A: A lap dog.
Joke #17944: The World’s Weirdest Sheep Story
Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. One day a shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink.
The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it.
Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side.
“Look at that,” remarked Phil to Will. “The guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!”
Joke #17943
Q: What has blonde hair, lifts weights, and buzzes?
A: Bar-bee.
Joke #17942
Q: What do athletic geniuses wear?
A: Think-tank tops.
Joke #17941
Q: How do rabbits stay in shape?
A: They do hare-robics.
Joke #17940
Q: What’s a frog’s favorite sport?
A: Fly fishing.
Joke #17939
Q: How do you make a California shake?
A: Hold the glass still and shake the street.
Joke #17938
Q: What do crocodiles drink before a big race?
A: Ali-Gatorade
Joke #17937
Q: What do championship golfers and playgrounds have in common?
A: A good swing.
Joke #17936
Q: What do doughnuts and good golfers have in common?
A: A hole in one.
Joke #17935
Q: What did the golfing caterpillar grow up to be?
A: A putter-fly.
Joke #17934
Q: How do nine golfers press their shirts?
A: With nine irons.
Joke #17933
Q: What can you do on a bicycle that you can’t do on a unicycle?
A: Ring the bell.
Joke #17932
Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.
“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”
They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came. Finally they decided to try it a third time.
“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously. “These’re our last arrows.”