After Wafflehouse killed me twice, 3 of the people I was grouped with caught Wafflehouse and killed him. I teabagged him as he was dead. Then he whispered me.
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Wafflehouse: i already know u suck
davepoobond: who are you
Wafflehouse: the hunter that killed you twice
davepoobond: who?
davepoobond: i didnt kill you at all
Wafflehouse: I killed YOU
davepoobond: ???
davepoobond: why are you angry
davepoobond: you could have been one of us
davepoobond: you were the chosen one
I was in a battleground and we were losing horribly. Mostly because everyone was a DPS spec, and the other team was way more balanced. I play a hunter, by the way.
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Phacku: what a dick
davepoobond: 3 hybrids and none of you can tank
Phacku: your a hybrid
davepoobond: who is
davepoobond: me?
davepoobond: lol
Phacku: yeah you dont ever call me a hybrid again
davepoobond: you’re a hybird
davepoobond: and about as dumb as a plant
davepoobond: like a hybrid plant
Phacku: you obviously know nothing of plants
davepoobond: i know they are smarter than you
Phacku: than you still know nothing
Athiesm: ummmm
Athiesm: seems like i got in a grp of fighting eachother ness
Phacku: hunter likes men. thats all
Wish: there arguing about hybrid classes
Athiesm: the usual pointless shit
davepoobond: of course i like men
davepoobond: im a woman
Athiesm: who cares
Athiesm: im a wolf
Athiesm: so what
Phacku: dont lie to me
Wish: im a gnome
Two inexperienced hunters went hunting in the woods. Before long, they got lost.
“Don’t worry,” said the first hunter. “I heard that when you’re lost you should fire three shots in the air so somebody will hear you.”
They fired three shots in the air and waited. A half hour later they tried it again and still no one came. Finally they decided to try it a third time.
“This better work,” said the second hunter nervously. “These’re our last arrows.”
“Hey, I had great luck today. I shot three birdies.”
“I didn’t know you were a golfer.”
“I’m not. I’m a hunter.”