Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Tag Archives: white
Joke #18689
I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin.
Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked, “Can I bring you some club soda?”
“Young lady,” she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!”
Joke #18468
While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
“I don’t know his size,” she said, “but my hands fit perfectly around his neck.”
Joke #18340
Q: What do you call a fairy tale about a white frog who lives with a bunch of dwarfs?
A: Snow Wart.
Joke #18249
Q: What is a white horse with a long pointed vegetable protruding from its forehead?
A: Unicorn on the cob.
Joke #17994
Q: What do big white whales play cards with?
A: Moby Deck.
Joke #17975
Q: What’s black and white, furry, and doesn’t ever want to grow up?
A: Peter Pan-da.
Joke #17676
Ghost: “Doctor, I feel faint!”
Doctor: “Well, I guess you do. You’re white as a sheet!”
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“mmhmm white feathered, brown feathered, mmhmm”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16466
“The green house is immediately to the right (your right) of the white house”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #16447
“I have a big white sack….it has my name on it”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school