UPDATE 08-04-07

Pick of August 4, 2007

davepoobond:  Its been recently unveiled to me that the web site is not, as they say, as popular as some of the bigger/more popular web sites out there.  Interesting hypothesis I said to myself.  Then I asked myself, “ARE there other humor sites out there?”  The simple answer to that, in my expert opinion, is no.  Thus, I have proven the hypothesis false.

August 04, 2007

Dictionary – 5000 words. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 53, gUnsNRoses IM 2, davepoobond IM 54, Jasonishigh IM, davepoobond IM 55, Holmes IM 22, davepoobond IM 56, Phoenix IM 10, davepoobond IM 57, Phoenix IM 11, davepoobond IM 58, Evil Hell Cow IM 19, davepoobond IM 59, FutureTrunkxx IM, davepoobond IM 60, Solidussnake IM, davepoobond IM 61, Evil Hell Cow IM 20

 

UPDATE 08-01-06

Pick of August 1, 2006

davepoobond:  The dictionary has finally hit a landmark.  5000 words!  It is quite amazing, in my professional opinion that so many words have been added manually, with no automatic alphabetizer except for my brain, spending two hours on each 100 words that are added to get all the words I’ve made up over the years or picked up into it.  Anyway…there’s also some other stuff…

August 1, 2006

Dictionary – 5000 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDeadOrAlive60 IM, Lieb IM, MrFredRogers IM, Astro IM, MajinGogetaGT IM, bratgurl62936 IM, SLIPKNOTSIC IM, Laospryderx IM, Staindxx IM, DeadOrAlive60 IM 2, davepoobond IM 51, davepoobond IM 52, Phoenix IM 8, Phoenix IM 9, Jen 7909 IM, wangerspanker IM 10, Coldxs666 IM 2, BrigitR205 IM

JokesBlonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes

Pictures3 Guys, 10 Dolla, Bean Plus Heart, Burn Penguins, Cannon, Comet, No Beans, OnlineHost, Banana, Baby In a Bag, Bill Gates Was Hot, Dave Is My Hero, Giglis No Good, Happy Bday Tom, Jesusland, Panda Birthday, PandaKart, PandaSlide, PandaTrumpet, Penis Storm, Print This, Snowman Funeral, Space Warrior, Squirtle, Twin Tower 20, Weird Thing, What a Crappy Truck

 

UPDATE 03-24-06

Pick of March 24, 2005

davepoobond:  so, like, its been a while since I last updated…and um…this just so happens to be the first update of the new year, incidentally.  So Happy New Year, Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, Happy Lent, Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Happy My Birthday, Happy Birthday to Everyone Who Had a Birthday Between Last Update and This Update, and all those other crappy holidays people celebrate.  But eff those holidays aliens celebrate.

March 19, 2005

Dictionary – 4900 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsLumpy IM 6, Holmes IM 21, Evil Hell Cow IM 17, MyLeftTesticle IM 5, Phoenix IM 6, Phoenix IM 7, Coldxs666 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 18, Fire IM 4, Fire IM 5, I love poisons IM, SexyLakerGurly IM, davepoobond IM 50, SN Chopsui IM, DrumsPlayMike IM

JokesGood Bad Worse Jokes

The Screwed Up GamesRevolution Controller Theory

 

UPDATE 10-18-05

Pick of October 18, 2005

davepoobond:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! Its been 6 years since we’ve been on the web in some form!  So here’s a somewhat big update.  I might add some more through the day/week, so check back every now and then.  Read through all the past updates at the Site History.

Also, somehow along the way, I miscounted the amount of words in the dictionary, so instead of 100 new words, 210 new words have been added so that there are still 100 more words from the last update.

stimpyismyname: I’ll let it go for 200 cause I like your face.

Elias: I am an Alien

Soup Nazi: My body is hair free. And my house has black mold.

And here’s something from Go Smoke A Toilet:  i don’t know what kind of person would want to pour seminal fluids on frogs in the midsts of an intense orgy

October 18, 2005

Dictionary – 4800 words, 210 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsPhoenix IM 5, wangerspanker IM 8, wangerspanker IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 11, Holmes IM 15, Holmes IM 16, Holmes IM 17, Evil Hell Cow IM 12, Evil Hell Cow IM 13, Evil Hell Cow IM 14, Evil Hell Cow IM 15, Holmes IM 18, Holmes IM 19, SEMIjAZZ IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 16, Holmes IM 20, Oceanea Blue IM, Lumpy IM 5, davepoobond IM 44, davepoobond IM 45, davepoobond IM 46, davepoobond IM 47, davepoobond IM 48, davepoobond IM 49, blowthetoad IM

JokesQuicky Jokes

 

UPDATE 6-30-05

Pick of June 30, 2005  — Yes, its NEW.

davepoobond: OKAY!  Finally an update.  I’ve been busy working on other projects besides Squackle, but now that I’ve got some actual free time the next couple days, there should be more things being done here.  Not necessarily updates, but you’ll eventually notice a permanent link to Gamersmark.com on the side bar right under the Squackle shop picture, since, if you didn’t know, I’m a writer there and there is already a similar link to Squackle on that site.  So, if you’re interested in games and gaming news, check out the site, and read some of my writing over there.  You’ll know who I am if you look at the staff page, I’m sure.

I’m also going to make it a goal of mine to make it so that the big title bar that says Squackle on it will come back to this page when clicked on it by next week.  Sounds nifty, don’t it?  Yeah, I bet you think it is.

If its a fat update you want, I’m not sure how heavy this sucker is gonna be.  We’ll see how far it comes along in the next few days or so.  I guess something of the sort is warranted after three months of nothing.  Maybe I’ll put up some more submissions that have been accumulated over the years.

stimpyismyname: i had chicken and pancakes for lunch today

June 30, 2005

Dictionary – 4600 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMscourtney hot7333 IM, collgehun18f100 IM, megangurlie86 IM, Wolf841125 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 7, Holmes IM 14, wangerspanker IM 7, Evil Hell Cow IM 8, amber IM 3, free hoez 5731 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 9, Evil Hell Cow IM 10

 

UPDATE 3-19-05

Pick of March 19, 2005

davepoobond: Umm humm…mmh…Looks like a lot of people are on Spring Break now because there was a huge drop in traffic all of a sudden…don’t seem to know why really….uhhh i don’t think its because of my lack of updates…is it?

stimpyismyname: http://bigmound.com/dma/

March 19, 2005

Dictionary – Hallelujah! 4500 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsdavepoobond IM 36, davepoobond IM 37, davepoobond IM 38, davepoobond IM 39, davepoobond IM 40, davepoobond IM 41, someone IM, amber IM 2, virgin ass 485 IM, davepoobond IM 42, davepoobond IM 43, Holmes IM 13

 

UPDATE 2-22-05

Pick of February 22, 2005

davepoobond: For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here’s an update. Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs. <insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares about making money and taking it out of your pocket>

Soup Nazi: Don’t get MySpace. You’ll be consumed.

Elias: Squackle’s nice and all, but I’d like Squackle a lot better if it gave me blowjobs.\

Nose: i’m not inspired at the moment, i’ve found employment as a hospital orderly

stimpyismyname: push off contact push off

February 22, 2005

Questionable Content / QC ComicsFeatured comic series: Syndicate MeJokes Are Funny, Drugs, How Goes the Biz, Poor Me, Watch Out, Drinking, Never Laugh, This Would Be A Cool Music Video, Crazy Germans, Math is Boring, Bus Drivers are Insane, School Can Be Like TV, Dogs are Funny

Stupid IMsSprivenx IM 2, IrknInvaderZim IM, davepoobond IM, Lumpy IM 4, YoursTruly IM 3, davepoobond IM 35, collgehun18f165 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 4, Evil Hell Cow IM 5, Evil Hell Cow IM 6

 

UPDATE 1-16-05

Pick of January 16, 2005

davepoobond: well, finally a new year….and if you’re expecting any resolutions from me, you can just blow it out your rear. Why should I change according to popular opinion saying you need to change something you do at the beginning of the year and end up not having done anything about it in the end anyway? I turned 19 on the 5th of January. Hooray for me…19 is the worst age, you don’t get any more rights than you were when you were 18…same as 20, except 20 is one year away from being 21.

Soup Nazi: Poo water.

Nose: i’m afraid you lost me with the r

January 16, 2005

Dictionary – 4300 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Peopledavepoobond: What Should I Write About?, davepoobond: 3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique

Stupid IMsLilAngelGurl IM 9, Holmes IM 10, Evil Hell Cow IM 3, wangerspanker IM 6, Holmes IM 11, Evil IM, davepoobond IM 33, davepoobond IM 34, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 3, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 4, Holmes IM 12

The Screwed Up TVI Hate Degrassi, by Return of the Dragon with an addition by davepoobond

 

UPDATE 12-14-04

Pick of December 14, 2004

davepoobond: you know a movie is bad when the info for the movie criticizes it.  This is TV Guide’s description for League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Seven literary characters search for a coherent plot in this extremely ordinary adventure based on the comic book series.  There are so many wrong things with this description.  For one thing, seven literary characters looking for a coherent plot would be something that, I would make, and this isn’t the actual movie’s plot for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, at all.  BOO TV Guide.

I’m going to change the way I do updates on Squackle now.  Since it takes forever to make big updates, I’m going to just put stuff up in small spurts.  It’ll go by the particular day I update, and I’ll make a new update quote thing every month…let’s just see how it goes.

Soup Nazi: Is everyone still watching? Can I stop, yet? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKIN’ LOVE ME?!

December 14, 2004

Dictionary – 4200 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up CountryUSA: American History – an elaborate exposure to the truth, by Soup Nazi

Stupid IMstexansfan IM, Blind Bubba IM 23, wangerspanker IM 4, wangerspanker IM 5, Blind Bubba IM 24, Automatic Man IM 6

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Gaytrix: Regayed

 

UPDATE 9-10-04

Pick of September 10, 2004

davepoobond: HLLO EVRONE HO R U TDY?@?! Anyhow, here’s some stuff that you might find enjoyable for the next long while…We finally have 4000 words in our dictionary now.  YAY.

Also, a special shout out to all those myspace, xanga, and livejournal users who seem to like to link to the midis in our midis section to be played on their journals.  Your daily use of our bandwidth makes me happy (Translation: If I ever find out who you are in real life, I’ll cut your throat).  Enjoy the midis anyway! (Translation: Die.)

f roy132 loves you though…as well as everyone.  In case you don’t know who she is, she’s the Mistress of the Bulletin Board, and has more posts than even I do.

Speaking of the bulletin board, it and all its parts (like downloads) will be up as soon as possible.

Elias: No, seriously, I didn’t kill a cheap, cyphalis-infected hooker, and bury her below five trashbags filled with German Shepherd shit in a dark, muggy alley. Seriously, dude, I didn’t do it.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 4000 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

About Us – NEW SQUACKLE MEMBER, HOORAY.  His name is Elias.

Stupid IMsLilAngelGurl IM 8, Marie 8973 IM, Blind Bubba IM 22, AngelBabi IM, FoozBlondeSista IM, cajungirl18386 IM, beachbaby84283 IM, bethb IM, bethb IM 2

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 2, PSA: I Don’t Want It

The Screwed Up World Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

The Screwed Up InternetCreative Spam? You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me…

SongsOde to Me

THE NEW CHAT ROOM – Chat with us hereeeeee and tell others to come tooooo

 

UPDATE 7-19-04

Pick of July 19, 2004

davepoobond: Hi.  It has been yet another month since an update has happened…ummm….I don’t know what to say…I think I had something to say, but I forgot.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 4, FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE IM, gUnsNRoses IM, Ghost5050 IM 3, Tsenn IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 8

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThis Cartoon Is StupidBlam Guy, rab.z

Downloads / Games and Fun ThingysVirtual Dacky

StoriesWally 2: Wally’s Orgy – This is the Wally 2 story for Dave’s Profantiy Patch.

SongsDuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics, Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics, The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics

PicturesDave Forgot to Update Squackle!, Adobe Forever, Space Bunny, Bushy Bush, I’m Vince, BUNNY, You Are a Fag, Poop Man, Mystery Inc., Pirate Day

 

UPDATE 6-23-04

Pick of June 23, 2004

davepoobond: Well, its been a month since I updated…hmm…I graduated from High School on the 17th of June, hooray for me…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsHolmes IM 7, Evil Hell Cow IM 2, TJ the Almighty IM, Holmes IM 8, Holmes IM 9, wangerspanker IM 3, Katerina Asigiri IM, BB Organization  IMs

Questionable Content / QC ComicsBlam Guy Vs. The Terminator, Sewer Boy At His Finest, If My Dog Were President

Questionable Content / MoviesLittle Jonny, Stoopid Komiks 1, Stoopid Komiks 2

The Screwed Up World 10-10-Dead, Trash Cans – The Portal to Another World, The Melon Gripe, The PS3 Theory

 

UPDATE 5-21-04

Pick of May 21, 2004

davepoobond: hey. I found someone that is willing to help me out with making the whole site into php. So that means it’ll be a lot better all around, and will have user names for you to log into the site, and all that good stuff.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3850 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsCharger IM, Tetsuya IM 2, Evil Hell Cow IM, AddidasDragon IM, AddidasDragon IM 2, Phoenix IM 3, Phoenix IM 4, Para IM 7, Bd8Destructo5 IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: Hot Wax Vol. 1, Reggie Time Episode 1, Short Film: Some Show, Movie: Boston Marathon

The Screwed Up Games – Unlimited Saga (PS2) (Rating: 3/10)

PicturesThe Godfather Rode a Yak, This Will Be U, jergkgugheispoo, Dacky Rubber Duck, Guy and Toilet, Yogurt Battle, Horse With No Name, Quitters Never Win, You Are Here

 

UPDATE 4-14-04

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSerori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up CountryRose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC ComicsEvolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

PicturesSaddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

StoriesApplications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other JunkFun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150