UPDATE 2-22-05

Pick of February 22, 2005

davepoobond: For the sake of having a change of what is on the front page, here’s an update. Thanks, and choose Squackle.com for all your humor needs. <insert winking, pretty boy, corporate representative who only cares about making money and taking it out of your pocket>

Soup Nazi: Don’t get MySpace. You’ll be consumed.

Elias: Squackle’s nice and all, but I’d like Squackle a lot better if it gave me blowjobs.\

Nose: i’m not inspired at the moment, i’ve found employment as a hospital orderly

stimpyismyname: push off contact push off

February 22, 2005

Questionable Content / QC ComicsFeatured comic series: Syndicate MeJokes Are Funny, Drugs, How Goes the Biz, Poor Me, Watch Out, Drinking, Never Laugh, This Would Be A Cool Music Video, Crazy Germans, Math is Boring, Bus Drivers are Insane, School Can Be Like TV, Dogs are Funny

Stupid IMsSprivenx IM 2, IrknInvaderZim IM, davepoobond IM, Lumpy IM 4, YoursTruly IM 3, davepoobond IM 35, collgehun18f165 IM, Evil Hell Cow IM 4, Evil Hell Cow IM 5, Evil Hell Cow IM 6

 

UPDATE 7-19-04

Pick of July 19, 2004

davepoobond: Hi.  It has been yet another month since an update has happened…ummm….I don’t know what to say…I think I had something to say, but I forgot.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3950 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsTsenn IM 4, FoXxXyLiLmAdDiE IM, gUnsNRoses IM, Ghost5050 IM 3, Tsenn IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 8

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThis Cartoon Is StupidBlam Guy, rab.z

Downloads / Games and Fun ThingysVirtual Dacky

StoriesWally 2: Wally’s Orgy – This is the Wally 2 story for Dave’s Profantiy Patch.

SongsDuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics, Chip n’ Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics, The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics

PicturesDave Forgot to Update Squackle!, Adobe Forever, Space Bunny, Bushy Bush, I’m Vince, BUNNY, You Are a Fag, Poop Man, Mystery Inc., Pirate Day

 

UPDATE 6-23-04

Pick of June 23, 2004

davepoobond: Well, its been a month since I updated…hmm…I graduated from High School on the 17th of June, hooray for me…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3900 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsHolmes IM 7, Evil Hell Cow IM 2, TJ the Almighty IM, Holmes IM 8, Holmes IM 9, wangerspanker IM 3, Katerina Asigiri IM, BB Organization  IMs

Questionable Content / QC ComicsBlam Guy Vs. The Terminator, Sewer Boy At His Finest, If My Dog Were President

Questionable Content / MoviesLittle Jonny, Stoopid Komiks 1, Stoopid Komiks 2

The Screwed Up World 10-10-Dead, Trash Cans – The Portal to Another World, The Melon Gripe, The PS3 Theory

 

UPDATE 4-14-04

Pick of April 14, 2004

davepoobond: Ok, 2 things. If anyone is willing to help me out and build a php-mysql system for Squackle for free, contact me.

and the 2nd thing is: I found out I got nominated for Prom Court today. You may think now that I’m one of those guys that are elected to all the things that there is a popularity contest for, but I’m actually the opposite. So this is actually sort of funny. I can probably have a chance at becoming Prom King, too.

I’ll do a sub-update to tell you guys if I actually got into Prom Court, and then later if I was King or not. If you care.

stimpyismyname: I don’t know much about computers other than.. other than the one we got at my house my mom put a couple games on there and I play em.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3800 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSerori IM, MalibuMooN IM, Holic1299 and StageDive3k IMs, Stupid IMs Parody IM, MyLeftTesticle IM 2, davepoobond IM 32, Tetsuya IM, Fire IM 3, Lumpy IM 3

The Screwed Up CountryRose gardens

The Screwed Up Games – Blood of War 3: Operation Snow (PC) (Rating: 1/10), Stranded In Space (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Questionable Content / QC ComicsEvolution of the Stickman, Surprise Balloon, Construction Worker, The Bormanator, Squackle! Comics: Espanol para Beginners

PicturesSaddam Suzy, Lime Cat, The Japanese are Amazing, Money Finger, Money Shot, Beware of Monkies, OMG Cheese, Scared Freak, Pirate Ship

StoriesApplications In Space – a suspenseful story. OooOh.

Other JunkFun Stuff to Do

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 148, Bad Submission 149, Bad Submission 150

 

UPDATE 3-12-04

Pick of March 12, 2004

davepoobond: Woweee…its been a month since I last updated. Time flies when you’re slacking off, I guess. Sorry for such a late update.

Ok…so, if you’re actually interested, I’ve been making my own songs with a song making program…thing…and I’ll put them up eventually, one day.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsBlind Bubba IM 20, Raini Majora IM, Blind Bubba IM 21, Tnnisdude IM

The Screwed Up Games – War Against U.S. Terror (PC) (Rating: 9/10), Sauen’s Christmas Game (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Gunman Chronicles (PC) (Rating: 5/10)

PicturesCrack Junkie, BizMan, Kick Aliens In the Face, California Storm, Dorothy Joe, Great Pumpkin, Gulf Wars Episode II, Jack and Scooby

Questionable Content / QC ComicsSpace Demon, fft, Blam Man

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 145, Bad Submission 146, Bad Submission 147

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

 

UPDATE 2-17-04

Pick of February 17, 2004

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davepoobond: Ok, so I lied last update about updating sometime mid last week.  But I have a bigger than usual update for you to waste time with.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / MoviesChicago, Hook Hand, Faggy Brando, Give Me a Dollar, PM’s Punchout

Stupid IMsChriscraw IM, Trepidation IM 2, Kaz IM 3, Kaz IM 4, Fire IM, Kemp IM, Blind Bubba IM 19, Fire IM 2

Questionable Content / QC ComicsPaul Sucks, This is Why I Hate School, Walking Home, Weez, Where’s Waldo, Pee Wee, Billy Gets Too Close

PicturesThumb Luke, Bad Santa, Pirate

Squackle ArcadeThe Penis Game, The Hard Penis Game

SongsMotel Mexicana, parody of “Hotel California” by The Eagles

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 142, Bad Submission 143, Bad Submission 144

 

UPDATE 1-11-04

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: okay…sorry I haven’t updated for about a month, there have been some space issues.  There’s going to be some downtime for hopefully only a couple days, and then I’ll get to updating again.  this is new

stuff updated/put up last update:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-19-03

Pick of December 19, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for such a late update.  I’ll probably update again around mid-week next week, since I have “no school lazy break” for 2 weeks.

stimpyismyname: go to bigmound.com/comart. ha.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3450 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsDemonHatchet IM, softballgur IM, softballgur IM 2

Fairy Tales (new section)Where Pink Lemonade Comes From – the answer to the ever-alluding question, The Melon Conspiracy – who knew there was a conspiracy with melons?, Daddy’s Porno – a bird family’s problem, The Sentinels of Sismob – a tale about a kingdom named Bomsi, The Sad Pallet – fairy tale about a sad pallet, The Baked Beans Story – a story about baked beans…?

Questionable Content / QC ComicsThe Boob Ring Episode 1, The Boob Ring Episode 2, The Boob Ring Episode 3, The Boob Ring Episode 4, The Boob Ring Episode 5

Squackle QuotesMisc. Quotes, TV, elmoisfurry

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 136, Bad Submission 137, Bad Submission 138, Bad Submission 139, Bad Submission 140, Bad Submission 141

 

UPDATE 12-03-03

Pick of December 3, 2003

davepoobond: Oh. My. God.  Its the shopping season!  I can’t wait to see the “trampled by a mob of shoppers” news stories.  They’re always so sickening yet so funny at the same time.

stimpyismyname: www.gamingw.net rp forums are for da losah foo.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

PicturesAnal Fisting, Die Cat

Questionable Content / QC ComicsQC Comics: Arnold’s Indian Plan, QC Comics: Arnold the Pie, QC Comics: Charlie Brown, QC Comics: Halo

Stupid IMsGhost5050 IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 15, Tsenn IM 3, amber IM, Blind Bubba IM 16, angledevil IM

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 130, Bad Submission 131, Bad Submission 132, Bad Submission 133, Bad Submission 134, Bad Submission 135

 

UPDATE 11-24-03

Pick of November 24, 2003

davepoobond: If you have submitted something in the past, it’ll be put up eventually.  Don’t get your panties up in a bunch.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3300 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Stupid IMsSoup Nazi IM 5, Soup Nazi IM 6, Fajita Bum IM 6, davepoobond IM 29, davepoobond IM 30, SiLVerSiSqoLoVR IM

Questionable Content / QC ComicsAxe Murderers Love Peanuts, Thomas Edison, Golden Dollar, Mark Is Gay, Meatball, That’s Tyler

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Movie: The Hell Nino Extravaganza, PSA: Don’t Run With Scissors

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 127, Bad Submission 128, Bad Submission 129

 

UPDATE 11-16-03

Pick of November 16, 2003

davepoobond: sorry for the late update. Between college applications, a research essay, and a parent who gets more pissed off at you every single second you’re on the computer, its sort of hard putting things together for an update. When Thanksgiving rolls around, I’ll have more time to update hopefully.

On a side note, one of my favorite web sites, MP3.com, was bought out by CNet. Hopefully the new CNet music service will keep the same services that MP3.com has. If they don’t, this will severely damage the supply of free music. Dec. 2 is the last day that MP3.com will be up, basically.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 3250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle ArcadeCrappy Blackjack

SongsLet There Be Crocks, parody of “Let There Be Rock” by AC/DC

The Screwed Up Games – Final Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA) (Rating: 6/10)

Questionable Content / QC CharactersFantomaster

StoriesGodzilla on a Rampage in Fredburg, Wisconsin – basically a sequel to the first Godzilla on a Rampage

Stupid IMsAKASummers2 IM, Automatic Man IM 5, The Peaman That Is Not a Man IM 2, Blind Bubba IM 14

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 124, Bad Submission 125, Bad Submission 126

 

UPDATE 9-18-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while.  Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up!  The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks.  It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess.  It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on.  And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet.  Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Moviesnvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMselmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC)Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission ArchiveBad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail ArchiveFan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other JunkFind Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up ChroniclesThe Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

StoriesThe Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

SongsIt’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room StuffWang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

 

UPDATE 5-27-03

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: i was screwed by the system today.  I am going for a spot in the student government, trying to be one of the guys in the assemblies with the microphone, because i thought it’d be funny.  You have to get your posters approved before you put them up, and i did that, but come today (after taking an hour out of my day on a holiday, yesterday, and spending about 30 bucks total on the whole thing, for copies and tape), the bastard guy that is supposed to approve the shit said he didn’t approve it.  What did the poster say, you ask?  “Vote Dave for Assemblies Commissioner…or he’ll EAT you!! …or he’ll hire a homeless man to eat you, and take pictures of it and send it to your parents.”  And it had a drawing of my face that stimpyismyname did. Funny right? they didn’t think so.  I talked to the bastard and he said that it he said it was “inappropriate” when he was looking at it to approve it, which he didn’t and he’s only telling that lie to keep his job.  The only thing he said was “or he’ll EAT you…nice.” he didn’t read the stuff under it.  They even took down the ones that weren’t offensive!  Just because it had my name on it!  ITS COMPLETE BULL CRAP!!!!!!!!  Now i’m not going to win because my posters are all gone.  They sucked all the fun out of it, now its about principle.  At first he probably thought that i took the stamp from another one and put it on there and copied it over and over, but i said to him i know that is illegal, and he would know that i did that, and i told him i knew i’d get in trouble if i did that.  So i stuck it to him with that.  He said that it was a “miscommunication.”  And I hope that he got in trouble with the principal.  And the thing that kills me, is that it didn’t even stay up for a whole day.  Those faggots.  And the sad thing is, is that they’ll believe him over me.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2600 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle QuotesMs. Boms, Mr. P-yooson, Mrs. Biology Bitch, Mrs. Price Check, Around School, davepoobond, Books, Mrs. Dolt, Misc. Quotes, Radio, TV, Movies, The Internet, Dr. OldNBald

The Screwed Up PeopleThe stereotypical Australian yobbo, ashlielala: Top 25 things I hate…, John Hopoate: brown fingers

SongsBloke, sung to “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks, Yobbo’s Paradise, sung to “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio, The Sound of a Breaking Fart, sung to “The Sound Of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul, Ridin’ Faster, Pushin’ Harder, On Our Scooters, sung to “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter, Cragula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie, Dracula, sung to “Dragula” by Rob Zombie

Stupid IMsOrianDragon IM, Rainy IM, Onesicjuggernaut IM

Questionable Content / Moviescursed sk8 board 2, Goodbye Says the Cop!, What is Flash 5?, Mr. Rogers’ Dance Party, Goten and Trunks Having a Little Fun, Krillin Pleasures Himself

 

Sub-update 5-18-03

davepoobond: it was brought to my attention that this update sucked.  So I put up some more crap for you to waste your time with. Have fun.

Questionable Content / MoviesClick the Ball, poop, Rick Dees’ Most Gayest Pictures, War Movie, Dandruff, Grenade, Flash Movies by J2K, Beat blowthetoad, Elmo is Evil, Young and Proud Music Video, What…the…fuck