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April 24th, 2013 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
Customer: “Workin hard or hardly workin?”
davepoobond: “Workin’ soft!”
::Awkward silence for a couple seconds::
davepoobond: “Didn’t expect that, huh?”
Customer: “I’m not even touchin that.”
- at davepoobond’s job
Tags: conversation, customer, penis
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March 30th, 2013 A Squackler Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney in a tree
With a stick up his butt,
And a bullet in his wiener.
Tags: bullet, butt, dinosaur, penis, tree
Tagged People: LaLa
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February 26th, 2013 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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January 3rd, 2013 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I HATE penis pictures (we call them “private parts” for a reason)”
- from a girl’s dating profile
Tags: dating, girl, penis, profile
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December 31st, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I have deep hazel eyes, SMALL SOFT BREAST , a dazzling smile that could light up any room, a vivacious and welcoming personality that can spice you up in a millisecond, and a sensual feminine voice that will excite you for days. Unlike some of the actual “girls” on here, I am completely 100% femenine. and if u havent figured it out yes im transsexual meaning i once was a man, i still have the part…”
- from a “girl’s” dating profile
Tags: dating, girl, penis, profile, transexual
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December 31st, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I live my life as a WOMAN, because to the naked eye and to the rest of the world, I am a WOMAN ‘aside from my little secret hehe.’”
- from a “girl’s” dating profile
Tags: dating, girl, penis, profile, transexual
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May 19th, 2012 davepoobond (DPB) Posted in The Squacklecast 1 Comment »
Squacklecast Episode 6 - Mermaid Off the Port Bow! [ 37 min. 52 sec. | 52 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (56)Whoa, did we miss another week? Sorry ya’ll, but this week we’ll take a look at The Little Mermaid, Snow White, and how they’re both kind of crappy movies. The reason why we’re even bothering? Because Billy never watched it before last week!
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The Evil Queen should have put Snow White into a sleeper hold and then shot her.
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Little Mermaid run time – 83 minutes
Snow White run time – 83 minutes
D:
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Who would do a credit for “Birds”? Purv Pullen, of course.
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Bedtime for Bonzo… a movie with Ronald Reagan and a chimpanzee! I’d guess its a movie about killing a lab chimpanzee from the title.
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Squackle Film Festival, with Troll 2 to begin and to end! Also featuring Strange Saga of Hiroshi the Sex Machine and Hooking Up. More movies to be announced at a later date.
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Wouldn’t YOU like to penetrate the Little Mermaid?
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Sebastian is just a scrotum with a huge penis coming out of it along with pincers. A dick with pincers, even.
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Ariel would qualify for being an episode of Hoarders.
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TWO new Snow White movies? Whyyyyy? Number 1. Number 2.
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Who the fuck is that guy in the mirror? It must be Zordon.
Mirror Mirror on the wall...
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The fairest one of all?
By Janny Northman
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WHO PUT A DICK IN THIS BOX?
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Whatever you do, don’t search for “Little Mermaid Hentai…”
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Will it be two weeks or next week that we do the next podcast? No one knows.
Tags: A DPB Tag, Little Mermaid, penis, Ronald Reagan, Snow White
Tagged People: davepoobond, Purv Pullen, Solid Billy
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May 19th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Pictures No Comments »
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April 21st, 2012 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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April 20th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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April 19th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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January 13th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I ACUALLY KNOW HOW TO BE NICE TO GUYS ON HERE UNLIKE ALOT OF THE STUCK OF WHORE ****ES ON HERE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR GUYS. WELL WAKE THE **** UP. YOU AINT sh*tWITHOUT A PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA.”
- from a girl’s dating profile
Tags: dating, girl, penis, profile, vagina, whore
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December 22nd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“Give girls a cigar, not a cigarette.”
- from a spam mail
Tags: cigar, cigarette, internet, penis
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December 6th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
erection ring – n. a small, circular apparatus that is worn around the penis and provides added stamina by restricting blood flow from the penis back to the body
Tags: erection ring, noun, penis, sex
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November 14th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
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