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Sunday, April 3rd, 2011 Posted in Screwed Up Chronicles, World | No Comments »
I fucking hate it when people say "oh you better vote for your country!".. thats stupid. When has a presidential campaign ever been won by a SINGLE vote? (okay maybe it's ... Read more..Quote #13941
Thursday, January 6th, 2011 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"Hey!... I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!" - blowthetoad Read more..The Guard
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 Posted in People, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
Okay, so this one day I was riding my bike home from (private) school, when this security guard in front of the mall rides after me all fast. He was ... Read more..Jeoparty Episode 1
Thursday, October 11th, 2007 Posted in Squackle Broadcasting Company, TV Shows | No Comments »
Trabek: blah blah blah, Sean Connery, pick. Sean Connery: Animal Sounds for 100 Trabek: This is the sound a doggy makes. Sean Connery: Moo Trabek: No Sean Connery: Well thats the sound your mother made ... Read more..A Note From Tim
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
:: Tim passes note to blowthetoad:: Tim: I LIVE IN YOUR DESK!!!.... i'll give more info later... :: blowthetoad passes note back :: blowthetoad: Well... for the love of bologna! If you live ... Read more..Laughing Out Loud
Friday, September 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Funny Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »
Laughing Out Loud!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY! B-R-B!!! I'll 'Be Right Back' Pooping out Brownies They taste like Chicken Oh My GOD! beckylook at-her butt (try to make it sound ... Read more..The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG
Friday, September 21st, 2007 Posted in (C) Funny Songs, (F) Theme Songs, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »
Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song. ---------------------------- BROUGHT TO YOU BY: SLEEP TRAIN MATRESS CENTER. (not really) ******************* Come on 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Wilson ... Read more..Scary Baby Retard
Saturday, September 15th, 2007 Posted in Stories | No Comments »
In the Year 2069, there was a young boy named Wilson. Wilson was mentaly retarded, and he was a 9 year old trapped inside a 8 month old girl's body. ... Read more..Ponderous Poop…
Saturday, September 15th, 2007 Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs | No Comments »
I have a ponderouses poop, Like dr suess. When ever it ponderizez, I say the word droop. It is a smart ass, Like bad billy bass, If it messes ... Read more..Find Your Retard Name
Saturday, September 15th, 2007 Posted in Find Your Name | No Comments »
How to do it: Get your Dad's last three letters of his first name, say it is Christopher, it would be 'her'. Now do the same with your mom's. Say her ... Read more..#5949: blowthetoad -> ELeMenT
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Posted in Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs | No Comments »
blowthetoad: WAWAWA!!!!! I ATE A PINK TUNA! ELeMenT: wtf dude thats sick blowthetoad: not if you wear pink pants on your head and plug your nose, and look like rodger rabbit, and ... Read more..#5948: blowthetoad -> KinkyKat
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Posted in Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs | No Comments »
blowthetoad: how's carly? KinkyKat: uMM iM SurE ShEs oK KinkyKat: whoS Dis blowthetoad: chicken little blowthetoad: and you? KinkyKat: uMM KinkyKat: BoB blowthetoad: wow blowthetoad: my mom's name is 'BoB'!!! WITH A CAPITOL B! KinkyKat: Coo Coo blowthetoad: Si Si KinkyKat: ... Read more..#5947: wHaTArEuDoiNg -> blowthetoad
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Posted in Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs | No Comments »
wHaTArEuDoiNg: :-) blowthetoad: ;-) wHaTArEuDoiNg: hi blowthetoad: hi wHaTArEuDoiNg: :-) blowthetoad: ;-) wHaTArEuDoiNg: whats up?! blowthetoad: sky wHaTArEuDoiNg: uh okay blowthetoad: :-P Read more..#5946: blowthetoad -> Janelle
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Posted in Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs | No Comments »
blowthetoad: weeee Janelle: wut Janelle: i can't talk Janelle: bye blowthetoad: huh? Janelle: bye blowthetoad: why are u online then? Janelle: becuase Janelle: i'am looking things up blowthetoad: aim is for talk Janelle: soo blowthetoad: then why are you on? blowthetoad: if ... Read more..#5945: blowthetoad -> DoLLBaby
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Posted in Chat Logs, Prank IMs, Stupid IMs | No Comments »
blowthetoad: you don't have to talk to me DoLLBaby: put SweetiebLossom on ur buddy list and tell me if she's on plz DoLLBaby: :-D blowthetoad: why don't you? DoLLBaby: she blocked me and i ... Read more..